Post by DeesideStokie on Dec 27, 2019 17:22:37 GMT
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, open your eyes, look up at the sky, and tell me what you see."
Watson replied "I see millions and millions of stars." Holmes said "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson replied: "Well if there are millions of stars, and even a few of those have planets, It's quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life."
And Holmes said "Watson, you idiot, It means someone stole our tent"
A woman goes to her doctor for the results of the tests she had done. The doctor said "there is no easy way of telling you this but I have 2 bits of bad news" the woman replies "just tell me straight doc, what is it?"
"well unfortunately the test has shown that you have got cancer, I'm so sorry"
"oh my god" she replied "what is the second thing?"
"we have also discovered that you have alzheimers" sympathised the doctor
"thank fuck for that" she said "i thought you were going to tell me I had cancer"