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Post by mattador78 on Sept 27, 2018 16:28:42 GMT
They could also have a friendly hotel porter as well as a hostile one and do a good cop bad cop type thing I wouldnβt want to see Barbarian voted off Heβd be a hairier version of davina obviously
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Post by Deleted on Sept 28, 2018 3:22:27 GMT
Interesting one this one, keep your eyes glued to the screen. So it starts off with 'The Drag Queen' and his mate watching TV in the bar, going out to ASDA as it's "payday" and getting some whiskey etc. then they come back in go to Drag's room for a bit and then come back out for a smoke. Then they go back up to their room and Drags mate has fucked around with the latch on the door and the door won't open, I can't do fuck all about it once that latch is down it's down and so maintenance has to sort it after a quick call to the boss (at 1.50am this is) so they come back down and I have to give them a different room for the night. Then they come back down and go to ASDA again for more alcohol as they've locked all their stuff in the room like absolute plonkers. They come back in and Drag's mate asks me if I can get this debit card given to his ex in the morning if he's not awake so I said alright sure and I pass him an envelope with it and ask him to write the name on it. He then asks if he should write a note or not and I am like what kind of note? and he says to be "to break up with him" and I just thought to myself, really? It then turns out that 'The Drag Queen' is his new boyfriend and he himself has split up with his other boyfriend. Fucking lovers paradise it seems this place is. So he hands this envelope with the card and a note back to me and well I know I shouldn't have but I couldn't help myself and I read what the note said and I was just like so without further adieu here it is, in full. "Dear Nath, this is a break-up. can't be doing with the arguments and all the shouting, you don't even show me off in public or hold my hand in public. So it just says to me that youre not at all interested in me or my feelings. Try and stop telling people you're gonna "smash their teeth in" and maybe you'll get somewhere in life, P.S. i need all my stuff back please i.e. my clothes and my grandads bag"
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Post by Deleted on Sept 28, 2018 3:29:34 GMT
Interesting one this one, keep your eyes glued to the screen. So it starts off with 'The Drag Queen' and his mate watching TV in the bar, going out to ASDA as it's "payday" and getting some whiskey etc. then they come back in go to Drag's room for a bit and then come back out for a smoke. Then they go back up to their room and Drags mate has fucked around with the latch on the door and the door won't open, I can't do fuck all about it once that latch is down it's down and so maintenance has to sort it after a quick call to the boss (at 1.50am this is) so they come back down and I have to give them a different room for the night. Then they come back down and go to ASDA again for more alcohol as they've locked all their stuff in the room like absolute plonkers. They come back in and Drag's mate asks me if I can get this debit card given to his ex in the morning if he's not awake so I said alright sure and I pass him an envelope with it and ask him to write the name on it. He then asks if he should write a note or not and I am like what kind of note? and he says to be "to break up with him" and I just thought to myself, really? It then turns out that 'The Drag Queen' is his new boyfriend and he himself has split up with his other boyfriend. Fucking lovers paradise it seems this place is. So he hands this envelope with the card and a note back to me and well I know I shouldn't have but I couldn't help myself and I read what the note said and I was just like so without further adieu here it is, in full. " Dear Nath, this is a break-up. can't be doing with the arguments and all the shouting, you don't even show me off in public or hold my hand in public. So it just says to me that youre not at all interested in me or my feelings. Try and stop telling people you're gonna "smash their teeth in" and maybe you'll get somewhere in life, P.S. i need all my stuff back please i.e. my clothes and my grandads bag" That was a really beautiful note until the teeth smashing
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Post by Deleted on Sept 28, 2018 3:45:50 GMT
Interesting one this one, keep your eyes glued to the screen. So it starts off with 'The Drag Queen' and his mate watching TV in the bar, going out to ASDA as it's "payday" and getting some whiskey etc. then they come back in go to Drag's room for a bit and then come back out for a smoke. Then they go back up to their room and Drags mate has fucked around with the latch on the door and the door won't open, I can't do fuck all about it once that latch is down it's down and so maintenance has to sort it after a quick call to the boss (at 1.50am this is) so they come back down and I have to give them a different room for the night. Then they come back down and go to ASDA again for more alcohol as they've locked all their stuff in the room like absolute plonkers. They come back in and Drag's mate asks me if I can get this debit card given to his ex in the morning if he's not awake so I said alright sure and I pass him an envelope with it and ask him to write the name on it. He then asks if he should write a note or not and I am like what kind of note? and he says to be "to break up with him" and I just thought to myself, really? It then turns out that 'The Drag Queen' is his new boyfriend and he himself has split up with his other boyfriend. Fucking lovers paradise it seems this place is. So he hands this envelope with the card and a note back to me and well I know I shouldn't have but I couldn't help myself and I read what the note said and I was just like so without further adieu here it is, in full. " Dear Nath, this is a break-up. can't be doing with the arguments and all the shouting, you don't even show me off in public or hold my hand in public. So it just says to me that youre not at all interested in me or my feelings. Try and stop telling people you're gonna "smash their teeth in" and maybe you'll get somewhere in life, P.S. i need all my stuff back please i.e. my clothes and my grandads bag" That was a really beautiful note until the teeth smashing Took me by surprise
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Post by bathstoke on Sept 28, 2018 6:57:16 GMT
Interesting one this one, keep your eyes glued to the screen. So it starts off with 'The Drag Queen' and his mate watching TV in the bar, going out to ABBA as it's "payday" and getting some whiskey etc. then they come back in go to Drag's room for a bit Fixed that for you... ππΈ
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Post by Deleted on Sept 28, 2018 7:08:04 GMT
Interesting one this one, keep your eyes glued to the screen. So it starts off with 'The Drag Queen' and his mate watching TV in the bar, going out to ABBA as it's "payday" and getting some whiskey etc. then they come back in go to Drag's room for a bit Fixed that for you... ππΈ My shift last night, I can't quite believe the drama. I had to tell the receptionist this morning and she said she'd seen the two of them out front with hickeys all over their necks. I have a front row seat to Eastenders in Burslem!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 28, 2018 18:28:57 GMT
Wedding on tomorrow, last function until one in November apparently. Had a punch up last week, the guests tomorrow tried to cancel and were told no, will they turn up? They've paid so you'd assume so but you never know do you?
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Post by chuffedstokie on Sept 28, 2018 18:52:19 GMT
Wedding on tomorrow, last function until one in November apparently. Had a punch up last week, the guests tomorrow tried to cancel and were told no, will they turn up? They've paid so you'd assume so but you never know do you? Getting all the best crockery and glass crystal out of store for this one then. π΄π₯πΎπ½
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Post by bathstoke on Sept 29, 2018 7:09:17 GMT
Wedding on tomorrow, last function until one in November apparently. Had a punch up last week, the guests tomorrow tried to cancel and were told no, will they turn up? They've paid so you'd assume so but you never know do you? Not if they've cancelled the wedding
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Post by Deleted on Sept 29, 2018 16:04:49 GMT
Wedding night tonight, lots of food for me to gobble. Buzzing!
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Post by Widget123 on Sept 29, 2018 16:19:58 GMT
Wedding night tonight, lots of food for me to gobble. Buzzing! I'm eagerly awaiting the end of night report! There's nothing quite like a wedding party at a hotel for the staff. When I worked on the bar at a golf club we did weddings, on one occasion a few of the guests got utterly smashed as I served them flatliners all night (tequila, Tabasco sauce and sambuca) towards midnight they stole and somehow powered up a golf buggy, rode all over the course stealing the flags, with a fair number of flags in their hands they arrived at the club house front and vomited all over on the 18th green in front of the bride and groom, it was a chain reaction as one set off the next. It was carnage!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 29, 2018 17:14:28 GMT
Wedding night tonight, lots of food for me to gobble. Buzzing! I'm eagerly awaiting the end of night report! There's nothing quite like a wedding party at a hotel for the staff. When I worked on the bar at a golf club we did weddings, on one occasion a few of the guests got utterly smashed as I served them flatliners all night (tequila, Tabasco sauce and sambuca) towards midnight they stole and somehow powered up a golf buggy, rode all over the course stealing the flags, with a fair number of flags in their hands they arrived at the club house front and vomited all over on the 18th green in front of the bride and groom, it was a chain reaction as one set off the next. It was carnage! I feel like it might be a quiet one tonight but time will tell. I'm still getting over the fact someone actually left me a break up note to give to someone at the desk.
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Post by Northy on Sept 29, 2018 18:44:39 GMT
Wedding night tonight, lots of food for me to gobble. Buzzing! Good luck π
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Post by Northy on Sept 29, 2018 18:46:06 GMT
I'm eagerly awaiting the end of night report! There's nothing quite like a wedding party at a hotel for the staff. When I worked on the bar at a golf club we did weddings, on one occasion a few of the guests got utterly smashed as I served them flatliners all night (tequila, Tabasco sauce and sambuca) towards midnight they stole and somehow powered up a golf buggy, rode all over the course stealing the flags, with a fair number of flags in their hands they arrived at the club house front and vomited all over on the 18th green in front of the bride and groom, it was a chain reaction as one set off the next. It was carnage! I feel like it might be a quiet one tonight but time will tell. I'm still getting over the fact someone actually left me a break up note to give to someone at the desk. I think you could be in for a bit of chubby loving tonight, desperate bridesmaids
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Post by bobby1eye on Sept 29, 2018 20:22:16 GMT
Wedding night tonight, lots of food for me to gobble. Buzzing! I can't believe people still have wedding receptions there. My eldest brother had his there in the early 90's and it was considered quite a posh venue then. Such a great building has become a smack house.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 29, 2018 20:37:28 GMT
Wedding night tonight, lots of food for me to gobble. Buzzing! I can't believe people still have wedding receptions there. My eldest brother had his there in the early 90's and it was considered quite a posh venue then. Such a great building has become a smack house. It's very much due to the ownership in my opinion. If a few bob was spent on the place to bring it up to a good standard it would be brilliant again but Burslem itself doesn't really inspire you to do renovations
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Post by chuffedstokie on Sept 29, 2018 20:42:25 GMT
How are you doing in the spare fodder dept. Have they left you some?.
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Post by bathstoke on Sept 29, 2018 20:46:32 GMT
Wedding night tonight, lots of food for me to gobble. Buzzing! I can't believe people still have wedding receptions there. My eldest brother had his there in the early 90's and it was considered quite a posh venue then. Such a great building has become a smack house. Imagine, A Wedding in a smack house. Free bar!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2018 0:14:24 GMT
So like we had this drunk woman check in, she was so drunk couldnt even remember her pin at first. Then like she paid and she was gathering her things and a pic of a man fell out of her purse, she ripped it up infront of me and asked me to bin it then said things happen for a reason after that she was like im scared I asked why? shes like i havent had sex in awhile (she picked up some random guy) I said im sure you'll be fine and then she asked to stroke my beard and called me a good man.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2018 2:33:58 GMT
So like we had this drunk woman check in, she was so drunk couldnt even remember her pin at first. Then like she paid and she was gathering her things and a pic of a man fell out of her purse, she ripped it up infront of me and asked me to bin it then said things happen for a reason after that she was like im scared I asked why? shes like i havent had sex in awhile (she picked up some random guy) I said im sure you'll be fine and then she asked to stroke my beard and called me a good man. Come on we want details! Such as; What's the quality of leftovers like? Is it looking likely you'll be quids in for lunch and tea tomorrow?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2018 3:13:04 GMT
So like we had this drunk woman check in, she was so drunk couldnt even remember her pin at first. Then like she paid and she was gathering her things and a pic of a man fell out of her purse, she ripped it up infront of me and asked me to bin it then said things happen for a reason after that she was like im scared I asked why? shes like i havent had sex in awhile (she picked up some random guy) I said im sure you'll be fine and then she asked to stroke my beard and called me a good man. Come on we want details! Such as; What's the quality of leftovers like? Is it looking likely you'll be quids in for lunch and tea tomorrow? Tons of leftovers, pork pies chicken drumsticks sausage rolls quiche etc.
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Post by chuffedstokie on Sept 30, 2018 6:10:17 GMT
Get that little lot in your fridge pronto and you're sorted for the week. Kind of them to consider you in all the excitement. As for the beard fettishist she can clearly take care of herself. Keep up the good work.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2018 19:18:05 GMT
And so begins another working week
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2018 19:28:33 GMT
So like we had this drunk woman check in, she was so drunk couldnt even remember her pin at first. Then like she paid and she was gathering her things and a pic of a man fell out of her purse, she ripped it up infront of me and asked me to bin it then said things happen for a reason after that she was like im scared I asked why? shes like i havent had sex in awhile (she picked up some random guy) I said im sure you'll be fine and then she asked to stroke my beard and called me a good man. Clearly she's a pogonophilia type o' gal π¬π
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2018 19:29:39 GMT
And so begins another working week Work safely in the knowledge that this thread is proving more entertaining than what happens on the pitch πππ¬
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2018 22:47:15 GMT
So like we had this drunk woman check in, she was so drunk couldnt even remember her pin at first. Then like she paid and she was gathering her things and a pic of a man fell out of her purse, she ripped it up infront of me and asked me to bin it then said things happen for a reason after that she was like im scared I asked why? shes like i havent had sex in awhile (she picked up some random guy) I said im sure you'll be fine and then she asked to stroke my beard and called me a good man. Clearly she's a pogonophilia type o' gal π¬π I do love a good stroking.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 2, 2018 3:37:41 GMT
Bit of a strange one tonight, guy sitting in the bar for over 6 hours just watching TV. Occasionally goes semi-outside and checks his phone then goes back to the TV. Did the same thing when I worked on Saturday too. Council guest. Let me hear your thoughts on this one people!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 2, 2018 4:29:47 GMT
Bit of a strange one tonight, guy sitting in the bar for over 6 hours just watching TV. Occasionally goes semi-outside and checks his phone then goes back to the TV. Did the same thing when I worked on Saturday too. Council guest. Let me hear your thoughts on this one people! Waiting for s call from a loved one? Or drug dealer π
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Post by Deleted on Oct 2, 2018 5:00:10 GMT
Bit of a strange one tonight, guy sitting in the bar for over 6 hours just watching TV. Occasionally goes semi-outside and checks his phone then goes back to the TV. Did the same thing when I worked on Saturday too. Council guest. Let me hear your thoughts on this one people! Waiting for s call from a loved one? Or drug dealer π Fucking odd time to be waiting for a call from a loved one, 9pm through till 6am and he's still in the bar
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Post by Deleted on Oct 2, 2018 5:09:13 GMT
Waiting for s call from a loved one? Or drug dealer π Fucking odd time to be waiting for a call from a loved one, 9pm through till 6am and he's still in the bar Haha π definitely after Monkey Dust or Black Mamba!
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