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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2018 23:35:29 GMT
'The Drag Queen' just had a full on seizure in the bar had to call 999 and have the ambulance out and everything, fucking doesn't want to go hospital so now I've got to be on edge all night for if he dies on me. Wanker. Then ontop of that we've got a rowdy 19 year old easily tipsy lad in who's about to push me over the edge
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Post by Deleted on Sept 20, 2018 1:23:54 GMT
Not only did he have a SECOND seizure and i had to call out the fucking ambulance AGAIN the fucking rowdy cunt was really pushing me over the edge, spent like 2hrs trying to fuck the 22 year old receptionist and driving me insane
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Post by bathstoke on Sept 20, 2018 5:14:19 GMT
Any update on Rowdy kid & the Receptionist...
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Post by Mendicant on Sept 20, 2018 5:31:11 GMT
Not only did he have a SECOND seizure and i had to call out the fucking ambulance AGAIN the fucking rowdy cunt was really pushing me over the edge, spent like 2hrs trying to fuck the 22 year old receptionist and driving me insane If he has another seizure, just place him in the bath, pour water in to 30 degrees and plenty Radox. Chuck your dirty washing in and leave him for an hour while you tend to rowdy kid. Rinse. Your washing will come out like new.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 20, 2018 6:19:56 GMT
Any update on Rowdy kid & the Receptionist... She left about 2am after finally getting him to go to his room. No idea what services were provided or promised. The saga will resume tonight.
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Post by Northy on Sept 20, 2018 6:41:38 GMT
'The Drag Queen' just had a full on seizure in the bar had to call 999 and have the ambulance out and everything, fucking doesn't want to go hospital so now I've got to be on edge all night for if he dies on me. Wanker. Then ontop of that we've got a rowdy 19 year old easily tipsy lad in who's about to push me over the edge 'If he dies on me'! what sort of services do you offer there
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Post by bathstoke on Sept 20, 2018 6:55:43 GMT
'The Drag Queen' just had a full on seizure in the bar had to call 999 and have the ambulance out and everything, fucking doesn't want to go hospital so now I've got to be on edge all night for if he dies on me. Wanker. Then ontop of that we've got a rowdy 19 year old easily tipsy lad in who's about to push me over the edge 'If he dies on me'! what sort of services do you offer there You can't buy this sort of service 💸
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Post by Deleted on Sept 20, 2018 13:54:33 GMT
'The Drag Queen' just had a full on seizure in the bar had to call 999 and have the ambulance out and everything, fucking doesn't want to go hospital so now I've got to be on edge all night for if he dies on me. Wanker. Then ontop of that we've got a rowdy 19 year old easily tipsy lad in who's about to push me over the edge 'If he dies on me'! what sort of services do you offer there At times I feel like I've been secretly recruited into Dignitas with the amount of drugs these guests pump themselves with
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2018 2:01:22 GMT
I'm on death watch tonight. A certain infamous man who's been in the sentinel many times over prison sentences is a council guest here who has cancer I believe and he's about half dead, stumbled out of his room into the bar about 2 hours ago saying he was in pain and he's just slouched in a chair right now. How have I ended up at this point in life?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2018 3:23:29 GMT
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Post by bathstoke on Sept 21, 2018 7:08:31 GMT
You've posted that receptionists email before! You want to spend less time in the bar with the infamous Stoke bloke & more time on the job. Preferably with the receptionist💋
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2018 12:54:23 GMT
You've posted that receptionists email before! You want to spend less time in the bar with the infamous Stoke bloke & more time on the job. Preferably with the receptionist💋 There are four receptionists, I suppose I could have one for each shift and then a rest day as if I was going to the gym
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2018 19:32:39 GMT
You've posted that receptionists email before! You want to spend less time in the bar with the infamous Stoke bloke & more time on the job. Preferably with the receptionist💋 There are four receptionists, I suppose I could have one for each shift and then a rest day as if I was going to the gym Barbarian: Just read the thread from start to finish and I must say you've made me laugh and almost cry. You seem to be on the frontline with some of the saddest, most damaged people on earth (though probably normal for Burslem!) There is a book in this. Keep going, keep posting and string it all together Ken Ken wrote One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest whilst working nights in an asylum and dosing up on LSD 😁👍 Maybe a few 'shrooms on your next night shift could prove a catalyst! 😀😁
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Post by bathstoke on Sept 21, 2018 19:36:01 GMT
There are four receptionists, I suppose I could have one for each shift and then a rest day as if I was going to the gym Barbarian: Just read the thread from start to finish and I must say you've made me laugh and almost cry. You seem to be on the frontline with some of the saddest, most damaged people on earth (though probably normal for Burslem!) There is a book in this. Keep going, keep posting and string it all together Ken Ken wrote One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest whilst working nights in an asylum and dosing up on LSD 😁👍 Maybe a few 'shrooms on your next night shift could prove a catalyst! 😀😁 🍄🍄🍄
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2018 23:14:53 GMT
There are four receptionists, I suppose I could have one for each shift and then a rest day as if I was going to the gym Barbarian: Just read the thread from start to finish and I must say you've made me laugh and almost cry. You seem to be on the frontline with some of the saddest, most damaged people on earth (though probably normal for Burslem!) There is a book in this. Keep going, keep posting and string it all together Ken Ken wrote One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest whilst working nights in an asylum and dosing up on LSD 😁👍 Maybe a few 'shrooms on your next night shift could prove a catalyst! 😀😁 I'm glad I can provide enjoyment for everyone
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2018 6:00:44 GMT
Barbarian: Just read the thread from start to finish and I must say you've made me laugh and almost cry. You seem to be on the frontline with some of the saddest, most damaged people on earth (though probably normal for Burslem!) There is a book in this. Keep going, keep posting and string it all together Ken Ken wrote One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest whilst working nights in an asylum and dosing up on LSD 😁👍 Maybe a few 'shrooms on your next night shift could prove a catalyst! 😀😁 I'm glad I can provide enjoyment for everyone Ken Kesey not ken Ken! Bastard predictive text! 😠
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Post by Deleted on Sept 23, 2018 1:37:28 GMT
Had a big 80's party on tonight, man got punched in the face for no reason and another woman kicked off as another guest told her husband she wanted to fuck him. Standard
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Post by chuffedstokie on Sept 23, 2018 6:15:35 GMT
Had a big 80's party on tonight, man got punched in the face for no reason and another woman kicked off as another guest told her husband she wanted to fuck him. Standard That decade with all the creative music and costumes on top always had the potential for getting nasty. Hope you came out unscathed (the party that is) and not too much clearing up / repairs to do. Can you get Tazers on E Bay I wonder. 🤔
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Post by Deleted on Sept 23, 2018 15:04:37 GMT
Had a big 80's party on tonight, man got punched in the face for no reason and another woman kicked off as another guest told her husband she wanted to fuck him. Standard That decade with all the creative music and costumes on top always had the potential for getting nasty. Hope you came out unscathed (the party that is) and not too much clearing up / repairs to do. Can you get Tazers on E Bay I wonder. 🤔 Must have ate my body weight in leftover quiche and chicken wings, I'd say I came out pretty good
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Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2018 23:30:45 GMT
Interesting start to the week. Been at work 90 minutes and we've already had a man escorted out in handcuffs, the room on lockdown for the crime scene people to come in we suspect over a rape report. Also had 'The Drag Queen' come back from being out with quite a limp, now I know he has a boyfriend he's repeatedly said so all I can think is he's been the tunnel today.
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Post by bigjohnritchie on Sept 26, 2018 7:46:45 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Sept 26, 2018 14:50:26 GMT
We're bad but I'm not sure we're on that level just yet we do have bowls at least!
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Post by Mendicant on Sept 26, 2018 15:52:47 GMT
Here's an idea for SoT Social Services: house the vulnerable in a local hotel and let the night porter work as a de facto social worker.
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Post by chuffedstokie on Sept 26, 2018 16:56:29 GMT
Here's an idea for SoT Social Services: house the vulnerable in a local hotel and let the night porter work as a de facto social worker. It'll never catch on, wait a minute....
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Post by mattador78 on Sept 26, 2018 17:26:25 GMT
It’s sounding more and more like what channel five will replace big brother with to be honest 👍 Live on five from Burslem hosted by the hostile Porter it’s soapdoger tower
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Post by bigjohnritchie on Sept 26, 2018 17:36:34 GMT
We're bad but I'm not sure we're on that level just yet we do have bowls at least! Surely you can make a bit of an effort and get it into the national news before your book launch
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Post by Deleted on Sept 26, 2018 18:10:01 GMT
I have to admit I really quite like the job as shit as it is haha
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Post by elystokie on Sept 27, 2018 10:37:02 GMT
It’s sounding more and more like what channel five will replace big brother with to be honest 👍 Live on five from Burslem hosted by the hostile Porter it’s soapdoger tower They could also have a friendly hotel porter as well as a hostile one and do a good cop bad cop type thing
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Post by mattador78 on Sept 27, 2018 11:20:04 GMT
It’s sounding more and more like what channel five will replace big brother with to be honest 👍 Live on five from Burslem hosted by the hostile Porter it’s soapdoger tower They could also have a friendly hotel porter as well as a hostile one and do a good cop bad cop type thing The opening credits could have the Doors “when your strange” as the title music
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Post by bathstoke on Sept 27, 2018 11:43:29 GMT
It’s sounding more and more like what channel five will replace big brother with to be honest 👍 Live on five from Burslem hosted by the hostile Porter it’s soapdoger tower They could also have a friendly hotel porter as well as a hostile one and do a good cop bad cop type thing I wouldn’t want to see Barbarian voted off
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