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Post by chuffedstokie on Oct 2, 2018 17:45:02 GMT
Bit of a strange one tonight, guy sitting in the bar for over 6 hours just watching TV. Occasionally goes semi-outside and checks his phone then goes back to the TV. Did the same thing when I worked on Saturday too. Council guest. Let me hear your thoughts on this one people! Waiting for s call from a loved one? Or drug dealer 😁 One and the same possibly. 🤔
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Post by Deleted on Oct 3, 2018 4:27:34 GMT
The guy who wrote the breakup note, he's just rung the bell at 5:20am and I've opened it and he's had the shit kicked out of him, dried blood all up his face and he's wobbling about! I asked him if he's alright and he's like yeah I hit him back etc. I'm just like what the fuck has happened to this guy?
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Post by chuffedstokie on Oct 3, 2018 5:30:49 GMT
The guy who wrote the breakup note, he's just rung the bell at 5:20am and I've opened it and he's had the shit kicked out of him, dried blood all up his face and he's wobbling about! I asked him if he's alright and he's like yeah I hit him back etc. I'm just like what the fuck has happened to this guy? The list is probably a very short one. Getting plod involved may not yield anything. Did he need an ambulance or a wash and a lie down. At least he wasn't in the canal.
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Post by bathstoke on Oct 3, 2018 6:49:40 GMT
The guy who wrote the breakup note, he's just rung the bell at 5:20am and I've opened it and he's had the shit kicked out of him, dried blood all up his face and he's wobbling about! I asked him if he's alright and he's like yeah I hit him back etc. I'm just like what the fuck has happened to this guy? Lovers tiff!?!
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Post by Northy on Oct 3, 2018 7:09:23 GMT
The guy who wrote the breakup note, he's just rung the bell at 5:20am and I've opened it and he's had the shit kicked out of him, dried blood all up his face and he's wobbling about! I asked him if he's alright and he's like yeah I hit him back etc. I'm just like what the fuck has happened to this guy? took one for the team ? Got caught wearing a Man Utd top in Manchester ? Went up the Vale last night and tried to give somebody a bar of soap?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 3, 2018 15:31:10 GMT
No idea what went on with him will find out more tonight!!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 4, 2018 15:49:07 GMT
2 black eyes and a fucked up lip. Apparently he was on monkey dust, looks like he's been done in by more than one guy
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Post by bathstoke on Oct 4, 2018 16:25:53 GMT
Apparently he was on monkey dust, looks like he's been done in by more than one guy Lucky Boy!
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Post by chuffedstokie on Oct 4, 2018 17:53:48 GMT
2 black eyes and a fucked up lip. Apparently he was on monkey dust, looks like he's been done in by more than one guy Probably never felt a thing and thought he'd cut himself shaving when he sobered up.
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Post by Widget123 on Oct 4, 2018 20:38:53 GMT
2 black eyes and a fucked up lip. Apparently he was on monkey dust, looks like he's been done in by more than one guy There's a lot of bollocks written in the paper press about monkey dust; but if this thread has a public service message to go with the ongoing comedy it's that that it is clearly something no one should ever take. Shame the wedding wasn't more eventful but glad you scored a smorgasbord of free food!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2018 0:09:09 GMT
Off at the weekend thank fuck, pretty dead this week. All the check-ins are at the weekend so I don't have to deal with them!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2018 1:29:21 GMT
My job is just something else. Just had a guest come in at 2:20am and he's like going on about conspiracies against him and how people hate him for no reason etc. reckons the staff here have got something going on and we're plotting against him
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2018 2:55:52 GMT
Something real dodgy about this bloke, he's up and down at the door over and over then tells me hes fucked but doesn't say why
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Post by chuffedstokie on Oct 5, 2018 5:30:39 GMT
My job is just something else. Just had a guest come in at 2:20am and he's like going on about conspiracies against him and how people hate him for no reason etc. reckons the staff here have got something going on and we're plotting against him Is his first name Jose by any chance. Someone fitting that description is all over the back pages at the moment. 🤔
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2018 6:38:19 GMT
I feel like I work in an asylum, if I'm being honest
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Post by bathstoke on Oct 5, 2018 7:10:27 GMT
I feel like I work in an asylum, if I'm being honest That's Staffordshire for youXx
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Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2018 19:23:06 GMT
2 black eyes and a fucked up lip. Apparently he was on monkey dust, looks like he's been done in by more than one guy There's a lot of bollocks written in the paper press about monkey dust; but if this thread has a public service message to go with the ongoing comedy it's that that it is clearly something no one should ever take. Shame the wedding wasn't more eventful but glad you scored a smorgasbord of free food! When Monkey Dust users are presented at A&E the protocol is that they sedated and hospitalised £2 a bag, same buzz as crack (I'm reliably told) £500 per day to be in hospital in medical bed £1000 for the anbulance That £2 bag could add up to thousands of pounds Regardless of the emotional and social fall out it, like many other substance abusers, they have a huge impact on NHS resources
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Post by Deleted on Oct 10, 2018 15:26:29 GMT
Pretty dead the past 2 shifts. The psycho who thinks everyone hates him has left, shame
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Post by yeokel on Oct 10, 2018 15:30:27 GMT
The psycho who thinks everyone hates him has left, shame Good. I didn't fuckin' like him anyway!
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Post by bathstoke on Oct 10, 2018 17:01:29 GMT
Pretty dead the past 2 shifts. The psycho who thinks everyone hates him has left, shame Just because he thinks everyone hates him, doesn’t mean they dont...
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Post by thevoid on Oct 10, 2018 17:34:48 GMT
I feel like it might be a quiet one tonight but time will tell. I'm still getting over the fact someone actually left me a break up note to give to someone at the desk. I think you could be in for a bit of chubby loving tonight, desperate bridesmaids Nothing wrong with chubby chasing 😊
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Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2018 15:09:44 GMT
Absolutely dead this week to be honest. Mr. PTSD made a one night return which was nice as I didn't get to say goodbye to him last time and I quite liked having a chat with him, maybe he'll show up again who knows! To be continued. Almost had a near death experience too on my rounds, it was proper final destination-esque.
Opened the door to the basement and the fucking door closer came off the wall and flung at me if I was a few inches taller I might have took a hit, those things are quite heavy! We'll see just how long it takes for that to be fixed I'm not holding my breathe to be honest.
The lover boys were fucking playing Ghost Adventures last night, going around the hotel with their phone cameras out recording "strange anomalies" as old as the place is I think the only strange things going on in this place are the guests.
Also this one guy ordered food at 12am and we're not talking a small amount it was like a fucking feast and then at 3am a driver knocks on the door and he's got a bunch of food with him says its for the same room and he can't get a hold of the guy, told him to go knock on the door no answer so this guy just left about £15 worth of takeaway on my desk and a milkshake thing, the guy never came down so I drank his milkshake.
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Post by bobby1eye on Oct 12, 2018 17:18:12 GMT
Absolutely dead this week to be honest. Mr. PTSD made a one night return which was nice as I didn't get to say goodbye to him last time and I quite liked having a chat with him, maybe he'll show up again who knows! To be continued. Almost had a near death experience too on my rounds, it was proper final destination-esque. Opened the door to the basement and the fucking door closer came off the wall and flung at me if I was a few inches taller I might have took a hit, those things are quite heavy! We'll see just how long it takes for that to be fixed I'm not holding my breathe to be honest. The lover boys were fucking playing Ghost Adventures last night, going around the hotel with their phone cameras out recording "strange anomalies" as old as the place is I think the only strange things going on in this place are the guests. Also this one guy ordered food at 12am and we're not talking a small amount it was like a fucking feast and then at 3am a driver knocks on the door and he's got a bunch of food with him says its for the same room and he can't get a hold of the guy, told him to go knock on the door no answer so this guy just left about £15 worth of takeaway on my desk and a milkshake thing, the guy never came down so I drank his milkshake. What takeaway was it?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2018 17:30:04 GMT
Absolutely dead this week to be honest. Mr. PTSD made a one night return which was nice as I didn't get to say goodbye to him last time and I quite liked having a chat with him, maybe he'll show up again who knows! To be continued. Almost had a near death experience too on my rounds, it was proper final destination-esque. Opened the door to the basement and the fucking door closer came off the wall and flung at me if I was a few inches taller I might have took a hit, those things are quite heavy! We'll see just how long it takes for that to be fixed I'm not holding my breathe to be honest. The lover boys were fucking playing Ghost Adventures last night, going around the hotel with their phone cameras out recording "strange anomalies" as old as the place is I think the only strange things going on in this place are the guests. Also this one guy ordered food at 12am and we're not talking a small amount it was like a fucking feast and then at 3am a driver knocks on the door and he's got a bunch of food with him says its for the same room and he can't get a hold of the guy, told him to go knock on the door no answer so this guy just left about £15 worth of takeaway on my desk and a milkshake thing, the guy never came down so I drank his milkshake. What takeaway was it? I'd reckon it was Bursley but not sure
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Post by chuffedstokie on Oct 12, 2018 18:16:22 GMT
Absolutely dead this week to be honest. Mr. PTSD made a one night return which was nice as I didn't get to say goodbye to him last time and I quite liked having a chat with him, maybe he'll show up again who knows! To be continued. Almost had a near death experience too on my rounds, it was proper final destination-esque. Opened the door to the basement and the fucking door closer came off the wall and flung at me if I was a few inches taller I might have took a hit, those things are quite heavy! We'll see just how long it takes for that to be fixed I'm not holding my breathe to be honest. The lover boys were fucking playing Ghost Adventures last night, going around the hotel with their phone cameras out recording "strange anomalies" as old as the place is I think the only strange things going on in this place are the guests. Also this one guy ordered food at 12am and we're not talking a small amount it was like a fucking feast and then at 3am a driver knocks on the door and he's got a bunch of food with him says its for the same room and he can't get a hold of the guy, told him to go knock on the door no answer so this guy just left about £15 worth of takeaway on my desk and a milkshake thing, the guy never came down so I drank his milkshake. A quiet spell every now and again doesn't seem such a bad thing given your surroundings and clientele. Maybe another wedding would come in handy for a spot of grub again.
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Post by marylandstoke on Oct 12, 2018 18:22:57 GMT
With where were up to now let’s hope “I drank his milkshake” isnt a euphemism
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Post by unaduna on Oct 12, 2018 18:34:09 GMT
Ginger, the calm before the storm!
Best. Thread. Ever.
And that’s saying something as I was on here when Ilford Dave was in his ‘prime’.
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Post by felonious on Oct 12, 2018 18:38:40 GMT
With where were up to now let’s hope “I drank his milkshake” isnt a euphemism Wreck It Rob, the milkman of human kindness?
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Post by chuffedstokie on Oct 12, 2018 19:10:01 GMT
With where were up to now let’s hope “I drank his milkshake” isnt a euphemism Wreck It Rob, the milkman of human kindness? Before he knows it he'll be kneeling on a cushion being presented with a gong for services to the social fabric of North Staffs, or something.
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Post by felonious on Oct 12, 2018 19:14:50 GMT
Wreck It Rob, the milkman of human kindness? Before he knows it he'll be kneeling on a cushion being presented with a gong for services to the social fabric of North Staffs, or something. I can picture a sword hovering over his head or perhaps a machete?
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