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Post by murphthesurf on Oct 16, 2018 21:20:30 GMT
So apparently over the weekend, the gay couple had a threesome with the guy who ordered the takeaway and fell asleep leaving me to eat it. D'you think you could be part of some elaborate tv reality show? The only way is Boslem...........
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Post by murphthesurf on Oct 16, 2018 21:24:10 GMT
D'you think you could be part of some elaborate tv reality show? I'm waiting for the bit when Beadle jumps out from behind a door. Ooooo, yeah. (PS: He's dead, so someone'll have to be working him......... )
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Post by chuffedstokie on Oct 16, 2018 21:50:40 GMT
I'm waiting for the bit when Beadle jumps out from behind a door. Ooooo, yeah. (PS: He's dead, so someone'll have to be working him......... ) I knew that! ermm 🤥🤔
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2018 0:30:11 GMT
Okay so... I had a guy ask me to open the car park for him so I went down through the fire exit and opened it up, he drove in and parked the car and I was waiting for him to come back out through the car park and it seems he went through the fire exit and he's disappeared. I assume he's gone to his room, but it was a bit mad as he has to walk up two flights of stairs and through the kitchen if he has. I can't find him anywhere so what the fuck!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2018 11:28:57 GMT
Okay so... I had a guy ask me to open the car park for him so I went down through the fire exit and opened it up, he drove in and parked the car and I was waiting for him to come back out through the car park and it seems he went through the fire exit and he's disappeared. I assume he's gone to his room, but it was a bit mad as he has to walk up two flights of stairs and through the kitchen if he has. I can't find him anywhere so what the fuck! www.verywellhealth.com/can-sleep-deprivation-cause-hallucinations-3014669or is it passive smoking of monkey dust fumes?! 😀 Don't watch this either on shift....you might shit your pants 😬
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2018 4:53:06 GMT
Just had an argument with a guest over fucking Cocoa Pops. He's a council guest so he hasn't had his breakfast paid for and I'm setting it all out and he comes in trying to get coffee, sugar and cereal and I'm like mate it's not open till 7am and you've not paid for it. He goes off on one about why the cancer man has breakfast and I'm like that's because the council have paid for it then he blows up about how ridiculous it is that the council pay it for the old man and not him, I said it's not my problem take it up with the boss when she comes in at 7 or phone the council. He tried to get me to let him take some on the sly and I'm like no mate if I do that for you I have to do that for everyone and she counts stock.
Then he walks off in a tantrum back to his room. Twat.
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Post by bathstoke on Oct 18, 2018 6:31:54 GMT
Okay so... I had a guy ask me to open the car park for him so I went down through the fire exit and opened it up, he drove in and parked the car and I was waiting for him to come back out through the car park and it seems he went through the fire exit and he's disappeared. I assume he's gone to his room, but it was a bit mad as he has to walk up two flights of stairs and through the kitchen if he has. I can't find him anywhere so what the fuck! Man off the street gets free parking scam
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Post by bathstoke on Oct 18, 2018 6:34:36 GMT
Just had an argument with a guest over fucking Cocoa Pops. He's a council guest so he hasn't had his breakfast paid for and I'm setting it all out and he comes in trying to get coffee, sugar and cereal and I'm like mate it's not open till 7am and you've not paid for it. He goes off on one about why the cancer man has breakfast and I'm like that's because the council have paid for it then he blows up about how ridiculous it is that the council pay it for the old man and not him, I said it's not my problem take it up with the boss when she comes in at 7 or phone the council. He tried to get me to let him take some on the sly and I'm like no mate if I do that for you I have to do that for everyone and she counts stock. Then he walks off in a tantrum back to his room. Twat. Man with no morals attempts free cocoa pops scam, but once bitten twice shy Barbarian thwarts his feeble attempts at emotional blackmail
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Post by mattador78 on Oct 18, 2018 8:35:50 GMT
Just had an argument with a guest over fucking Cocoa Pops. He's a council guest so he hasn't had his breakfast paid for and I'm setting it all out and he comes in trying to get coffee, sugar and cereal and I'm like mate it's not open till 7am and you've not paid for it. He goes off on one about why the cancer man has breakfast and I'm like that's because the council have paid for it then he blows up about how ridiculous it is that the council pay it for the old man and not him, I said it's not my problem take it up with the boss when she comes in at 7 or phone the council. He tried to get me to let him take some on the sly and I'm like no mate if I do that for you I have to do that for everyone and she counts stock. Then he walks off in a tantrum back to his room. Twat. Man with no morals attempts free cocoa pops scam, but once bitten twice shy Barbarian thwarts his feeble attempts at emotional blackmail Now say that back in the big brother voice on your head and it’s hilarious
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Post by bathstoke on Oct 18, 2018 9:10:10 GMT
Man with no morals attempts free cocoa pops scam, but once bitten twice shy Barbarian thwarts his feeble attempts at emotional blackmail Now say that back in the big brother voice on your head and it’s hilarious Thank You V much, I’ll be here all week. Tell your friends 🎤
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Post by danceswithclams on Oct 18, 2018 9:58:27 GMT
Just had an argument with a guest over fucking Cocoa Pops. He's a council guest so he hasn't had his breakfast paid for... All together now... ♫♫♫ He'd rather have a bowl of Monkey Dust! ♫♫♫ (turns the milk all hallucinogenic-y)
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2018 22:04:47 GMT
One of the gay guys just casually told me in the lobby that his stepdad raped him when he was 5. Top start to the night.
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Post by chuffedstokie on Oct 19, 2018 5:43:07 GMT
One of the gay guys just casually told me in the lobby that his stepdad raped him when he was 5. Top start to the night. Long queue for the confessional was there.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2018 23:45:26 GMT
So the gay couple have split up, the young one who dumped his ex via breakup note has apparently been going off behind the elder ones back doing stuff with the guy they had a threesome with. Came in at 11 and he'd apparently been punching walls and going mental throwing clothes and all sorts out of the room.
Tried to get served at the bar and was refused so went and bought cans and he's off on a bender, I've just had a chat with him to try and get him to calm the fuck down and take stock of the situation as he's likely to get kicked out for causing a scene inside the hotel.
Just been completely honest and upfront with him and he throws a tantrum as if he's a 15 year old school girl shouting "YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GOING THROUGH!" Just wow. Literally what the fuck is my job.
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Post by felonious on Oct 24, 2018 4:59:02 GMT
So the gay couple have split up, the young one who dumped his ex via breakup note has apparently been going off behind the elder ones back doing stuff with the guy they had a threesome with. Came in at 11 and he'd apparently been punching walls and going mental throwing clothes and all sorts out of the room. Tried to get served at the bar and was refused so went and bought cans and he's off on a bender, I've just had a chat with him to try and get him to calm the fuck down and take stock of the situation as he's likely to get kicked out for causing a scene inside the hotel. Just been completely honest and upfront with him and he throws a tantrum as if he's a 15 year old school girl shouting "YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GOING THROUGH!" Just wow. Literally what the fuck is my job. Camp counsellor?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 24, 2018 6:50:34 GMT
So the gay couple have split up, the young one who dumped his ex via breakup note has apparently been going off behind the elder ones back doing stuff with the guy they had a threesome with. Came in at 11 and he'd apparently been punching walls and going mental throwing clothes and all sorts out of the room. Tried to get served at the bar and was refused so went and bought cans and he's off on a bender, I've just had a chat with him to try and get him to calm the fuck down and take stock of the situation as he's likely to get kicked out for causing a scene inside the hotel. Just been completely honest and upfront with him and he throws a tantrum as if he's a 15 year old school girl shouting "YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GOING THROUGH!" Just wow. Literally what the fuck is my job. Camp counsellor? At this rate it'll be Camp Crystal Lake because I'll have killed them all, driving me up the fucking wall at the moment
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Post by harryburrows on Oct 24, 2018 7:06:03 GMT
At this rate it'll be Camp Crystal Lake because I'll have killed them all, driving me up the fucking wall at the moment Just think of all the Christmas tips coming your way
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Post by Deleted on Oct 24, 2018 7:12:41 GMT
At this rate it'll be Camp Crystal Lake because I'll have killed them all, driving me up the fucking wall at the moment Just think of all the Christmas tips coming your way The chef reckons its dead at christmas, what's wank is that I work Mon-Fri and both Christmas Eve - Boxing Day and New Years Eve/Day are on week days. He said last year there was only 1 person staying in the hotel on Christmas Day.
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Post by bathstoke on Oct 24, 2018 7:17:57 GMT
Just think of all the Christmas tips coming your way The chef reckons its dead at christmas, what's wank is that I work Mon-Fri and both Christmas Eve - Boxing Day and New Years Eve/Day are on week days. He said last year there was only 1 person staying in the hotel on Christmas Day. You'll need to be on suicide watch for that one person 👀
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Post by harryburrows on Oct 24, 2018 7:18:07 GMT
Just think of all the Christmas tips coming your way The chef reckons its dead at christmas, what's wank is that I work Mon-Fri and both Christmas Eve - Boxing Day and New Years Eve/Day are on week days. He said last year there was only 1 person staying in the hotel on Christmas Day. Where do all your dss psychos go
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Post by Deleted on Oct 24, 2018 7:31:43 GMT
The chef reckons its dead at christmas, what's wank is that I work Mon-Fri and both Christmas Eve - Boxing Day and New Years Eve/Day are on week days. He said last year there was only 1 person staying in the hotel on Christmas Day. Where do all your dss psychos go Genuinely no idea
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Post by mattador78 on Oct 24, 2018 8:16:47 GMT
The chef reckons its dead at christmas, what's wank is that I work Mon-Fri and both Christmas Eve - Boxing Day and New Years Eve/Day are on week days. He said last year there was only 1 person staying in the hotel on Christmas Day. Where do all your dss psychos go With Santa?
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Post by felonious on Oct 24, 2018 8:37:22 GMT
The chef reckons its dead at christmas, what's wank is that I work Mon-Fri and both Christmas Eve - Boxing Day and New Years Eve/Day are on week days. He said last year there was only 1 person staying in the hotel on Christmas Day. Where do all your dss psychos go Vale Park?
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Post by harryburrows on Oct 24, 2018 8:40:07 GMT
Where do all your dss psychos go Vale Park? Home for xmas 👍
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Post by chuffedstokie on Oct 24, 2018 18:55:02 GMT
So the gay couple have split up, the young one who dumped his ex via breakup note has apparently been going off behind the elder ones back doing stuff with the guy they had a threesome with. Came in at 11 and he'd apparently been punching walls and going mental throwing clothes and all sorts out of the room. Tried to get served at the bar and was refused so went and bought cans and he's off on a bender, I've just had a chat with him to try and get him to calm the fuck down and take stock of the situation as he's likely to get kicked out for causing a scene inside the hotel. Just been completely honest and upfront with him and he throws a tantrum as if he's a 15 year old school girl shouting "YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GOING THROUGH!" Just wow. Literally what the fuck is my job. Just think of it as a form of training for a stint as a prison guard, only that'd be significantly more straightforward I imagine. 🤔
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Post by mattador78 on Oct 24, 2018 20:50:17 GMT
So the gay couple have split up, the young one who dumped his ex via breakup note has apparently been going off behind the elder ones back doing stuff with the guy they had a threesome with. Came in at 11 and he'd apparently been punching walls and going mental throwing clothes and all sorts out of the room. Tried to get served at the bar and was refused so went and bought cans and he's off on a bender, I've just had a chat with him to try and get him to calm the fuck down and take stock of the situation as he's likely to get kicked out for causing a scene inside the hotel. Just been completely honest and upfront with him and he throws a tantrum as if he's a 15 year old school girl shouting "YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GOING THROUGH!" Just wow. Literally what the fuck is my job. Just think of it as a form of training for a stint as a prison guard, only that'd be significantly more straightforward I imagine. 🤔 Or a mercenary/assassin he will be emotionless soon having being regaled with all this shit. Either that or a sociopath. There is only so many times you can refuse a man coco pops before you cut his liver out with a spoon and serve it for dinner, everyman has a breaking point
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Post by kingdong on Oct 24, 2018 23:26:45 GMT
So the gay couple have split up, the young one who dumped his ex via breakup note has apparently been going off behind the elder ones back doing stuff with the guy they had a threesome with. Came in at 11 and he'd apparently been punching walls and going mental throwing clothes and all sorts out of the room. Tried to get served at the bar and was refused so went and bought cans and he's off on a bender, I've just had a chat with him to try and get him to calm the fuck down and take stock of the situation as he's likely to get kicked out for causing a scene inside the hotel. Just been completely honest and upfront with him and he throws a tantrum as if he's a 15 year old school girl shouting "YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GOING THROUGH!" Just wow. Literally what the fuck is my job. It didn't take him long to get another partner...
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Post by bathstoke on Oct 24, 2018 23:31:23 GMT
Just think of it as a form of training for a stint as a prison guard, only that'd be significantly more straightforward I imagine. 🤔 Or a mercenary/assassin he will be emotionless soon having being regaled with all this shit. Either that or a sociopath. There is only so many times you can refuse a man coco pops before you cut his liver out with a spoon and serve it for dinner, everyman has a breaking point You've obviously reached yours 🍽
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Post by yeokel on Oct 25, 2018 14:43:51 GMT
So the gay couple have split up, the young one who dumped his ex via breakup note has apparently been going off behind the elder ones back doing stuff with the guy they had a threesome with. Came in at 11 and he'd apparently been punching walls and going mental throwing clothes and all sorts out of the room. Tried to get served at the bar and was refused so went and bought cans and he's off on a bender, I've just had a chat with him to try and get him to calm the fuck down and take stock of the situation as he's likely to get kicked out for causing a scene inside the hotel. Just been completely honest and upfront with him and he throws a tantrum as if he's a 15 year old school girl shouting "YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GOING THROUGH!" Just wow. Literally what the fuck is my job. ".... the young one who dumped his ex via breakup note has apparently been going off behind the elder ones back...." Isn't that what they all do?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 26, 2018 2:41:58 GMT
Something dodgy happening in the hotel tonight, could not tell you what's going on even if I wanted to as I have no fucking idea. It all stems from the cancer man, he apparently had two women in his room even though the receptionist told him not too he just blatantly ignored her.
He comes out of his room and comes to me and starts asking me if the gay guy who was kicking off the other night is around and I said he's just gone back to his room. He heads upstairs he's up there for about 30 minutes then he comes back down goes back to his room and comes back out with a woman, then he heads back up stairs.
About 30 minutes goes by and all three of them come down, except this time the gay guy's hair is wet and I'm thinking at this point, how gay is he? Has he just had a quick shag from a local boslem prossie?
Then this other pair of guests come down now I shit you not this woman is basically Mini-Me from Austin Powers' sister, she's fucking tiny. They all keep going back and forth between their rooms, the lobby and the cancer man's room. I really don't know what the fuck is going on but it's something well dodgy.
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