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Post by salopstick on Apr 23, 2018 21:58:31 GMT
I started this thread this morning as a bit of light relief from the shitshow that has been unfolding but would soon be over when the bleak finality of mathematically confirmed relegation comes into view either this weekend or next. Less than 12 hours later it looks like I will be starting a 'Things You Find in League One' thread in the not too distant future. What an absolute cavalcade of arrogance, conceit, and weapons-grade fuckwittery senile old Coates has presided over. Even easier Don Goodman commentating on our only live game on TV Paul Merson covering our games on soccer Saturday international break weeks. Getting beat by Bournemouth U23s in the checkatrade group phase.
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Post by skip on Apr 23, 2018 22:04:49 GMT
A) Local radio commentators chortling when asking whether Stoke can handle an away game on a wet and windy Tuesday night in Birmingham / Yorkshire / East Anglia.
B) Butland scooping one into his own net when Liverpool don’t come knocking.
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Post by skip on Apr 23, 2018 22:09:23 GMT
The shittest font ever created for players names and squad numbers on shirts This bothers me away more than anything else about ‘going down’. Fucking shit Championship brand identity.
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Post by safcforever on Apr 23, 2018 22:23:43 GMT
I started this thread this morning as a bit of light relief from the shitshow that has been unfolding but would soon be over when the bleak finality of mathematically confirmed relegation comes into view either this weekend or next. Less than 12 hours later it looks like I will be starting a 'Things You Find in League One' thread in the not too distant future. What an absolute cavalcade of arrogance, conceit, and weapons-grade fuckwittery senile old Coates has presided over. Just ask me next season and I’ll give you a heads up on what to expect
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Post by lordb on Apr 24, 2018 7:13:21 GMT
I started this thread this morning as a bit of light relief from the shitshow that has been unfolding but would soon be over when the bleak finality of mathematically confirmed relegation comes into view either this weekend or next. Less than 12 hours later it looks like I will be starting a 'Things You Find in League One' thread in the not too distant future. What an absolute cavalcade of arrogance, conceit, and weapons-grade fuckwittery senile old Coates has presided over. Even easier Don Goodman commentating on our only live game on TV Paul Merson covering our games on soccer Saturday international break weeks. Getting beat by Bournemouth U23s in the checkatrade group phase. We would have to go down to League one for that.
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Post by Old School Stokie on Apr 24, 2018 18:55:10 GMT
Paul Lambert managing SCFc until end of October but mid table mediocre performances leaves Coates with no chouce but to sack him.
Coates appoints Pulis and all the nouveau ten year premiership so called supporters up in arms. Coates tells them to fuck off up the vale and Stoke finish Champions
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Post by theplantpotter on Apr 24, 2018 20:06:48 GMT
8 more matches
God we canna cope with 38
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Post by thevoid on Apr 24, 2018 20:09:27 GMT
Berahino actually scoring a goal or is that going to far ? Behave
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Post by thevoid on Apr 24, 2018 20:36:48 GMT
Colin Murray asking Chris Iwelumo "Where's it all gone wrong for your old club?" after two minutes highlights of our 2-0 loss at Brentford.
Being able to get onto the A50 within an hour of full time.
Barely any Sunday/Monday night games. Fine by me.
Signing reserves from clubs like Bournemouth and Burnley on loan.
Drawing Watford in the cup and hoping for a 'giant-killing' 🙄
The away end being populated by about 250 Charlton fans midweek.
Gary Rowett's ears blocking the view of the pitch if you sit near the front.
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Post by duckling on Apr 24, 2018 20:41:04 GMT
Loads of clubs who thought they would make a quick return to the Premier League but have been stuck there for over a decade
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Post by jezzascfc on Apr 24, 2018 20:54:35 GMT
Losing at Oakwell (if Barnsley stay up - even if not, we will play them in the cup.......and lose at Oakwell) Forest fans blathering on about winning the European Cup - FFS most of you were not even alive when it happened, let it go. Chairs flying through pub windows on a trip to QPR/Millwall/Leeds/Birmingham. TP acting like a right wanker when he brings Boro to Stoke. Our away following exceeding the number of home fans at Wigan. It sinking in what league we are in when we start the season with a home game against Shrewsbury. At least one loan from the Premier League of a player none of us have ever heard of. At least one free signing from overseas of a player none of us have ever heard of. Six points from West Brom.
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Post by WhyDelilah on Apr 24, 2018 21:04:13 GMT
1) Shit players which are somehow prolific goalscorers. Jordan Rhodes. Britt Assababalabaonnga. Jamie Cureton.
2) Foreign fancy Dan managers (Klopp, Pochetino, Conte) replaced by knuckle dragging, archaic, gravy drinking, shithouses (Warnock, McCarthy)
3) Match of the Day pundits like Alan Shearer replaced on Channel 5 by Ken Monkou and Jeremy Goss.
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Post by jezzascfc on Apr 24, 2018 21:25:08 GMT
Cameron Jerome scoring two goals in a game!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2018 21:35:45 GMT
The shittest font ever created for players names and squad numbers on shirts They might replace player names with Instagram handles. Would suit some of our lot down to a 't'.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2018 21:39:38 GMT
1) Shit players which are somehow prolific goalscorers. Jordan Rhodes. Britt Assababalabaonnga. Jamie Cureton. 2) Foreign fancy Dan managers (Klopp, Pochetino, Conte) replaced by knuckle dragging, archaic, gravy drinking, shithouses (Warnock, McCarthy) 3) Match of the Day pundits like Alan Shearer replaced on Channel 5 by Ken Monkou and Jeremy Goss. Channel 5 is wishful thinking on your part, I'm afraid. Quest have got it from next season....
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Post by FbrgVaStkFan on Apr 24, 2018 21:45:17 GMT
If I didn't know better, it seems that some on this board believe the Championship is beneath them...sorry, I could not avoid the pun. Well, that attitude needs to be dealt with "right quick like" before the Championship winds up above.
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Post by sheikhmomo on Apr 24, 2018 21:46:41 GMT
A pitch invasion in 23 years time as Carlos Dickinson, the 28 year old son of Dicko sings Smack my Bitch Up to the adoring massed hordes.
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Post by y_oh_y_delilah on Apr 24, 2018 21:49:48 GMT
Vale fans telling us they’ll be playing us next season.
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Post by onionman on Apr 24, 2018 22:01:38 GMT
Martin Atkinson finally getting demoted to the Championship just in time for next season.
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Post by danceswithclams on Apr 24, 2018 22:03:26 GMT
A chip van on its roof.
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Post by thevoid on Apr 25, 2018 9:04:25 GMT
1) Shit players which are somehow prolific goalscorers. Jordan Rhodes. Britt Assababalabaonnga. Jamie Cureton. 2) Foreign fancy Dan managers (Klopp, Pochetino, Conte) replaced by knuckle dragging, archaic, gravy drinking, shithouses (Warnock, McCarthy) 3) Match of the Day pundits like Alan Shearer replaced on Channel 5 by Ken Monkou and Jeremy Goss. Channel 5 is wishful thinking on your part, I'm afraid. Quest have got it from next season.... Any news on hosts?
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Post by danceswithclams on Apr 25, 2018 9:59:32 GMT
Tedious fat blokes and/or self-styled banter ladz in your team's kit on Soccer AM (they will be shit at the car park challenge)
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Post by BuzzB on Apr 25, 2018 16:08:24 GMT
Martin Atkinson finally getting demoted to the Championship just in time for next season. Ha ha don’t you just know it! 😂
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Post by Billy the kid on Apr 25, 2018 17:12:59 GMT
Sunderland and port fucking vale..... Oh neither it's all good.
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Post by danceswithclams on Apr 26, 2018 8:12:13 GMT
The 'E-I-E-I-E-I-O, up the football league we go...' song being resurrected, only this time with alternative lyrics:
"E-I-E-I-E-I-O! We're in the football league you know, When we finish 15th, This is what we'll sing, We are City, Super City, Lambert is still here"
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Post by JurgenVandeurzen on Apr 26, 2018 8:27:20 GMT
Things you find in the Championship - us, next season
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Post by eddyclamp on Apr 26, 2018 9:16:01 GMT
At least we will be in a competion instead of a fight for survival
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Post by danceswithclams on Apr 26, 2018 9:26:27 GMT
At least we will be in a competion instead of a fight for survival Wouldn't be too sure about that, especially with Boring Paul at the helm.
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Post by djduncanjames on Apr 26, 2018 9:41:19 GMT
Hey look! It's Martin Atkinson!!
I could see that fecker getting demoted on purpose just to screw us over!
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Post by JurgenVandeurzen on Apr 26, 2018 9:54:14 GMT
£45 a ticket to go to Norwich and watch a 0-0 bore draw.
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