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Post by 1982stokie on Apr 23, 2018 12:06:20 GMT
That vile old lesbian Neil Warnock wankering about the place Cuddly mascots dicking about on the pitch Some 'hard-nut' opponent thinking he's rocky, needs bringing down a peg or three Hairy arsed defenders mauling your strikersAbsolute silence in the stands, allowing for moments of comedy usually aimed at the linesman Fucking Millwall, twatting your nan in Stoke town centre Garry Birtles on co-commentary finding it difficult to hide his disdain for Stoke City and sometimes just football in general (Trevor Francis had better fuck off) They would be better off leaving our strikers to balls everything up by themselves
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Post by onionman on Apr 23, 2018 12:11:47 GMT
Paul Gallagher coming back on loan
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Post by maninasuitcase on Apr 23, 2018 12:19:01 GMT
Matches on Good Friday and Easter Monday Can't wait for that. I have missed the Easter bank holiday games.
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Post by hotterpotter on Apr 23, 2018 12:22:57 GMT
The same coverage as we get now on Match of the Day
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2018 12:28:51 GMT
By that do you mean shit football? Back to the OP: A lot more mistakes and comical goals Teams trying to win games Crosses into the box Hoofball from 80% of teams Less gamesmanship.
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Post by westgatelakes on Apr 23, 2018 12:32:26 GMT
a lot more midweek night matches aaaaaaaaargh
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Post by redrob on Apr 23, 2018 12:37:19 GMT
groups of no marks chanting "your not famous anymore"
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2018 12:37:25 GMT
Bet 365 distancing themselves from all things match-day, leading to:
Shirt Sponsors: Saghir Express Shorts Sponsors: Kebab World (Longton) Sleeve Sponsors: A-Z Motor Spares
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2018 12:38:01 GMT
Mitre footballs.
Finally, proper balls!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2018 12:40:53 GMT
An absence of the media indulged in a wankfest so enormous every time the top 6 play that even if we're playing we barely get a nention
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Post by robstokie on Apr 23, 2018 12:50:55 GMT
An away game at somewhere like Rotherham on a wet, windy Tuesday night in November - which we will undoubtedly get turned over in. Can see it now.... Can Stoke do it on a wet windy November night in Rotherham 😳 Rotherham 4 Stoke City 0 - I can honestly see us doing a Sunderland...
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Post by foster on Apr 23, 2018 13:08:27 GMT
CEO of the year.
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Post by danceswithclams on Apr 23, 2018 13:11:09 GMT
Bet 365 distancing themselves from all things match-day, leading to: Shirt Sponsors: Saghir Express Shorts Sponsors: Kebab World (Longton) Sleeve Sponsors: A-Z Motor Spares Even though I'm 35 years old and haven't had a replica shirt since the 90s, I'd definitely buy a Stoke shirt that featured a Niğde Kebab House sponsor logo.
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Post by jayscfc1863 on Apr 23, 2018 14:02:41 GMT
Millwall and their lovely supporters Away days at Derby County and Buuuurrrrrmingemm My personal favourite - hopefully the crossbar challenge and decent half time entertainment
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2018 14:40:35 GMT
Bet 365 distancing themselves from all things match-day, leading to: Shirt Sponsors: Saghir Express Shorts Sponsors: Kebab World (Longton) Sleeve Sponsors: A-Z Motor Spares Even though I'm 35 years old and haven't had a replica shirt since the 90s, I'd definitely buy a Stoke shirt that featured a Niğde Kebab House sponsor logo. Me too - Niğde is a regular favourite of mine 👍
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Apr 23, 2018 14:50:35 GMT
Oh God I'm so fucking depressed.
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Post by musik on Apr 23, 2018 15:02:55 GMT
Crouch Top Scorer in the League. Made statue outside the Brit (yes, old name back). Stoke winning the FA Cup, going into Europa League.
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Post by simple on Apr 23, 2018 15:04:21 GMT
Who truly supports the club,see if the person sitting next to you against Palarse and ask them will they be there next season if they say no,say bye bye hope you don’t come back.
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Post by Pedropotter on Apr 23, 2018 15:19:19 GMT
Dogshit and weeds on the pitch Jumpers for goalposts A 'Parkie' Fat footballers.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2018 15:20:23 GMT
Huge, massive, ginormous clubs living in the past...a la Leeds Utd
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Post by Mint Berry Barks on Apr 23, 2018 15:23:32 GMT
Winning football matches and scoring goals.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2018 15:58:48 GMT
Expensive away tickets? Not sure if the Championship have a £30 upper limit or if they can charge more for "top teams" My Villa mate shelled out something mad like £46 for Wednesday away decent that there are more away days I can get to but the prices don't half turn my stomach
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Post by danceswithclams on Apr 23, 2018 16:09:01 GMT
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Post by jeycov on Apr 23, 2018 16:28:34 GMT
Expensive away tickets? Not sure if the Championship have a £30 upper limit or if they can charge more for "top teams" My Villa mate shelled out something mad like £46 for Wednesday away decent that there are more away days I can get to but the prices don't half turn my stomach one for the Football Supporters Federation to address?
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Post by leicspotter on Apr 23, 2018 18:56:28 GMT
Expensive away tickets? Not sure if the Championship have a £30 upper limit or if they can charge more for "top teams" My Villa mate shelled out something mad like £46 for Wednesday away decent that there are more away days I can get to but the prices don't half turn my stomach No more free travel
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Post by FbrgVaStkFan on Apr 23, 2018 21:31:53 GMT
Welp, having only known Stoke as a top flight club while watching from across the ocean, I have to say I'm looking forward to something new instead of just striving for whatever the hell that's been strived?/strove? for up to this point. So, which fans and clubs do I need to begin hating?
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Post by crapslinger on Apr 23, 2018 21:34:04 GMT
Coates, Scholes, Carthorse and Lambert
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Post by salopstick on Apr 23, 2018 21:44:29 GMT
The shittest font ever created for players names and squad numbers on shirts
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Post by safcforever on Apr 23, 2018 21:47:37 GMT
Sunderland......no wait. I hate this thread
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Post by danceswithclams on Apr 23, 2018 21:49:19 GMT
I started this thread this morning as a bit of light relief from the shitshow that has been unfolding but would soon be over when the bleak finality of mathematically confirmed relegation comes into view either this weekend or next.
Less than 12 hours later it looks like I will be starting a 'Things You Find in League One' thread in the not too distant future.
What an absolute cavalcade of arrogance, conceit, and weapons-grade fuckwittery senile old Coates has presided over.
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