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Post by boskampsflaps on Mar 28, 2018 22:46:08 GMT
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Post by boskampsflaps on Mar 28, 2018 22:46:46 GMT
Wasn't being funny mate ... Just asking. Who did you want.? Ancelotti Even more deluded. |
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Post by terryconroysmagic on Mar 28, 2018 22:54:08 GMT
We are truly lucky to have a poster with you insight and rapier intellect on this forum. Your contribution is only matched by your small minded lack of ambition. |
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Post by stokiegav on Mar 28, 2018 23:33:12 GMT
Lambert is a useless fraud of a manager, who wouldn’t know a good tactical game plan if it ejaculated on his face. The fact he churns out the same robotic bollocks every week and we’re three points from safety and an even less threatening side than we were under Hughes just shows what a complete penis he is, and that absolutely nothing he says holds any merit whatsoever. It’s quite obvious that he was the only candidate interviewed for the job, and he had absolutely no previous knowledge of the squad like he claimed he had, if he did we wouldn’t be seeing the quite frankly inexplicable team selections and substitutions we’ve been seeing, he’s fluffed his way into a position he’s nowhere near well equipped enough to deal with because the supposed steady heads we have in charge completely shit their pants and got the first person in the door who begged for the job because they knew it’d be minimum effort, and indeed minimum financial outlay for them to do this. Not buying the argument that Hughes has sent us down, he’s been the main contributor yes, but how Lambert has only won 1 of 8 games when we’ve had some very favourable fixtures is pathetic, he’s wank, the squad is wank, the ownership is wank and we’re falling into a wank league, where we’ll stay wank for a while. I couldn’t give a fuck if we go on a miracle run from now and stay up, this man is not in any way shape or form suitable to lead this club forward, regardless of the division it ends up in. Agree with all apart from him begging for a job - didn't we approach him? So if anything it was us begging him!!? That in itself says how fucked we are for the foreseeable future... |
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Mar 28, 2018 23:35:39 GMT
Lambert is unable to pick our best 11,because he ain't speaking to some,doesn't like others, carrying a grudge from his Villa days and told 1 player to fuck off and don't come back.  |
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Post by stokiegav on Mar 28, 2018 23:39:39 GMT
Deadly all about money and ambition we have one but not the other small time thinking and cheap options got us in this shit. Easy really how much do you want in wages Carlo ? plus we will give you 100million in Jan and another 100million in the closed season. And he'd still laugh in our faces you absolute dreamer. We couldn't even persuade a a nobody like Flores to come. Or even Gary rowett!!! Some people are in for a shock next season - whether we stay up or down |
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Post by GoBoks on Mar 28, 2018 23:43:56 GMT
His claim that he goes into every game trying to win is just not true, is it? No, "I go into every game trying to lose". What stupid question is that? |
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Post by auntiegeorge on Mar 28, 2018 23:51:52 GMT
On a positive note, I'd like to thank Potterlog at the top of the page for providing a translation of the most salient parts of the press conference. You did us all a great service.
On an inquisitive note, maybe he's a decent enough manager but none of the players (except Charlie and Fletcher) understands a bloody word he or his balmy assistant says at training sessions?
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Post by boskampsflaps on Mar 29, 2018 0:01:18 GMT
We are truly lucky to have a poster with you insight and rapier intellect on this forum. Your contribution is only matched by your small minded lack of ambition. It didn't need any insight or intellect, just common sense, its got nothing to do with ambition, he just wouldn't come. |
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Post by tomcmod on Mar 29, 2018 6:23:26 GMT
His claim that he goes into every game trying to win is just not true, is it? No, "I go into every game trying to lose". What stupid question is that? I'd say his approach was more he goes into every game trying not to lose. That's completely different to "trying to win". |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 29, 2018 7:04:56 GMT
Deadly all about money and ambition we have one but not the other small time thinking and cheap options got us in this shit. Easy really how much do you want in wages Carlo ? plus we will give you 100million in Jan and another 100million in the closed season. When I asked you a few weeks ago you said you wanted Van Gaal. The wind up is over. I said Van Gaal but I've changed my mind 😉 |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 29, 2018 7:06:06 GMT
Deadly all about money and ambition we have one but not the other small time thinking and cheap options got us in this shit. Easy really how much do you want in wages Carlo ? plus we will give you 100million in Jan and another 100million in the closed season. And he'd still laugh in our faces you absolute dreamer. We couldn't even persuade a a nobody like Flores to come. Or even Gary rowett!!! Some people are in for a shock next season - whether we stay up or down Yeah you're right PL is the best we can do. |
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Post by 1863 on Mar 29, 2018 7:09:38 GMT
You get apple juice out of a cider press, grape juice out of a wine press and the same old shit out of a Lambert Arse press. Brillaint sir Ain't what? |
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Post by nott1 on Mar 29, 2018 7:10:33 GMT
When I asked you a few weeks ago you said you wanted Van Gaal. The wind up is over. I said a Van Gaal type but yeah he would do. He is bloody useless, couldn't even do a good job at one of the richest clubs in the world, and he is an arrogant tw@t too! |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 29, 2018 7:15:48 GMT
I said a Van Gaal type but yeah he would do. He is bloody useless, couldn't even do a good job at one of the richest clubs in the world, and he is an arrogant tw@t too! I know since PL came in I've changed my mind he's way better. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 29, 2018 7:34:21 GMT
If I was reassured Lambert wouldn't be here next season and we wouldn't play just the one up front, it would have made getting that new season ticket so much easier.
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Post by wuzza on Mar 29, 2018 7:40:53 GMT
On a positive note, I'd like to thank Potterlog at the top of the page for providing a translation of the most salient parts of the press conference. You did us all a great service. On an inquisitive note, maybe he's a decent enough manager but none of the players (except Charlie and Fletcher) understands a bloody word he or his balmy assistant says at training sessions? For those of a certain age - does anyone remember McBlane the cook in the Fall & Rise of Reggie Perrin?? Lambert obviously went to the same elocution coach. |
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Post by malisastokie on Mar 29, 2018 7:57:36 GMT
Lambert is not the issue !
Since he has taken over:
Huddlesfield. Played Well
Watford. Poor performance
Bournemouth. We were all over them until Allen and Zouma decide to run into each other
Brighton. Charlie misses a penalty and then is brought down going for the rebound
Leciester. Jack lets a howler in
Southhampton. Poor performance
Man City. Beaten by a side way out of our league
Everton. We are all over them, Charlie gets sent off , First goal off side and the Second Jack by his own admission should have pushed around the post.
Tell me other than not picking Charlie v Everton in those conditions and the allocated ref what other manager would have made any difference to the result of those games above.
GUARDIOLA would have done not better with the available talent.
Since Lambert took over we are conceding 1.1 goals per game v the 23 under Hughes at 2.1 per game...... he has organised the side !
Would Lambert be my first choice no, but he is not the issue and we all know that.........
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Post by gingerninja on Mar 29, 2018 8:21:21 GMT
I still can not fathom why he wasn't given a contract to the end of the season then reassess, if the current run continues his record since taking over would surely see his position untenable?
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Post by thegift on Mar 29, 2018 8:58:13 GMT
I still can not fathom why he wasn't given a contract to the end of the season then reassess, if the current run continues his record since taking over would surely see his position untenable? Ask Scholes, Useless fecker. Stealing a leaving |
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Post by thevoid on Mar 29, 2018 9:22:45 GMT
A better manager could have kept this squad up fairly comfortably imo Correct. And such a manager is currently twiddling his thumbs at M’boro. Twiddling his thumbs? Shouldn't he be doing training? |
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Post by stokemark on Mar 29, 2018 9:24:51 GMT
Lambert is not the issue ! Since he has taken over: Huddlesfield. Played Well Watford. Poor performance Bournemouth. We were all over them until Allen and Zouma decide to run into each other Brighton. Charlie misses a penalty and then is brought down going for the rebound Leciester. Jack lets a howler in Southhampton. Poor performance Man City. Beaten by a side way out of our league Everton. We are all over them, Charlie gets sent off , First goal off side and the Second Jack by his own admission should have pushed around the post. Tell me other than not picking Charlie v Everton in those conditions and the allocated ref what other manager would have made any difference to the result of those games above. GUARDIOLA would have done not better with the available talent. Since Lambert took over we are conceding 1.1 goals per game v the 23 under Hughes at 2.1 per game...... he has organised the side ! Would Lambert be my first choice no, but he is not the issue and we all know that......... He is definitely a symptom of the issue though |
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Post by robwahlmann on Mar 29, 2018 9:33:15 GMT
Is Cameron fit to play? I think that is very important if we should have a chance at all! ...................Butland.................... Bauer....Zouma....Shawcross...Indi....Staffy ......Badou.......Cameron.......Allen......... ................Shaq...Diouf................... I'm not sure I'm too fond of this formation, but this should make us solid defensively and at the same time give our fullbacks a chance to bomb forward. To get anything from this game we ned to be tight at the back.  |
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Post by GoBoks on Mar 29, 2018 10:25:08 GMT
No, "I go into every game trying to lose". What stupid question is that? I'd say his approach was more he goes into every game trying not to lose. That's completely different to "trying to win". And I'd say that brain surgery is a piece of cake. All you need is a drill and a robotic scope, but hey, even though I am in a hospital 12 hours a day, does not mean I know anything about brain surgery does it? |
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Post by GoBoks on Mar 29, 2018 10:30:05 GMT
Lambert is not the issue ! Since he has taken over: Huddlesfield. Played Well Watford. Poor performance Bournemouth. We were all over them until Allen and Zouma decide to run into each other Brighton. Charlie misses a penalty and then is brought down going for the rebound Leciester. Jack lets a howler in Southhampton. Poor performance Man City. Beaten by a side way out of our league Everton. We are all over them, Charlie gets sent off , First goal off side and the Second Jack by his own admission should have pushed around the post. Tell me other than not picking Charlie v Everton in those conditions and the allocated ref what other manager would have made any difference to the result of those games above. GUARDIOLA would have done not better with the available talent. Since Lambert took over we are conceding 1.1 goals per game v the 23 under Hughes at 2.1 per game...... he has organised the side ! Would Lambert be my first choice no, but he is not the issue and we all know that......... Don't waste your breath trying to be logical. your response will be something like: "Coates is crap Scholes is crap Cartwright is crap Lambert is crap The players are crap Stoke is crap And don't challenge my view, I'm a supporter"! I'd hate to see what this bunch would be posting on here during bad times. |
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Post by davejohnno1 on Mar 29, 2018 10:37:22 GMT
Lambert is not the issue ! Since he has taken over: Huddlesfield. Played Well Watford. Poor performance Bournemouth. We were all over them until Allen and Zouma decide to run into each other Brighton. Charlie misses a penalty and then is brought down going for the rebound Leciester. Jack lets a howler in Southhampton. Poor performance Man City. Beaten by a side way out of our league Everton. We are all over them, Charlie gets sent off , First goal off side and the Second Jack by his own admission should have pushed around the post. Tell me other than not picking Charlie v Everton in those conditions and the allocated ref what other manager would have made any difference to the result of those games above. GUARDIOLA would have done not better with the available talent. Since Lambert took over we are conceding 1.1 goals per game v the 23 under Hughes at 2.1 per game...... he has organised the side ! Would Lambert be my first choice no, but he is not the issue and we all know that......... Don't waste your breath trying to be logical. your response will be something like: "Coates is crap Scholes is crap Cartwright is crap Lambert is crap The players are crap Stoke is crap And don't challenge my view, I'm a supporter"! I'd hate to see what this bunch would be posting on here during bad times. How is it logical to praise a manager who has produced a team that concedes more goals than it scores? He's reduced the team to conceding 1.1 goals per game whilst scoring 0.something goals per game. Just like the previous manager, continue that trend and down we go. |
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Post by GoBoks on Mar 29, 2018 10:43:05 GMT
Deadly all about money and ambition we have one but not the other small time thinking and cheap options got us in this shit. Easy really how much do you want in wages Carlo ? plus we will give you 100million in Jan and another 100million in the closed season. Even easier to spend other peoples money. How much of the 210 Million quid are you going to contribute? |
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Post by estrangedsonoffaye on Mar 29, 2018 10:56:28 GMT
Lambert is not the issue ! Since he has taken over: Huddlesfield. Played Well Watford. Poor performance Bournemouth. We were all over them until Allen and Zouma decide to run into each other Brighton. Charlie misses a penalty and then is brought down going for the rebound Leciester. Jack lets a howler in Southhampton. Poor performance Man City. Beaten by a side way out of our league Everton. We are all over them, Charlie gets sent off , First goal off side and the Second Jack by his own admission should have pushed around the post. Tell me other than not picking Charlie v Everton in those conditions and the allocated ref what other manager would have made any difference to the result of those games above. GUARDIOLA would have done not better with the available talent. Since Lambert took over we are conceding 1.1 goals per game v the 23 under Hughes at 2.1 per game...... he has organised the side ! Would Lambert be my first choice no, but he is not the issue and we all know that......... Don't waste your breath trying to be logical. your response will be something like: "Coates is crap Scholes is crap Cartwright is crap Lambert is crap The players are crap Stoke is crap And don't challenge my view, I'm a supporter"! I'd hate to see what this bunch would be posting on here during bad times. So it's logical to say that Guardiola wouldn't have done better with the squad available?......right. Coates, Scholes and Cartwright all have legitimate questions to answer this season regarding recruitment, investment, dallying over Hughes, the QSF fiasco, failure to sign a striker, questionable contract renewals for players who have played less than 5 games this year, ignorance over the reality of our situation (what's all the fuss about?) and finally bringing Lambert in as a replacement. I blame Lambert the least even next to the players, but he's not turned it around as per his brief. Which was to win games. |
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Post by GoBoks on Mar 29, 2018 11:03:15 GMT
Don't waste your breath trying to be logical. your response will be something like: "Coates is crap Scholes is crap Cartwright is crap Lambert is crap The players are crap Stoke is crap And don't challenge my view, I'm a supporter"! I'd hate to see what this bunch would be posting on here during bad times. So it's logical to say that Guardiola wouldn't have done better with the squad available?......right. Coates, Scholes and Cartwright all have legitimate questions to answer this season regarding recruitment, investment, dallying over Hughes, the QSF fiasco, failure to sign a striker, questionable contract renewals for players who have played less than 5 games this year, ignorance over the reality of our situation (what's all the fuss about?) and finally bringing Lambert in as a replacement. I blame Lambert the least even next to the players, but he's not turned it around as per his brief. Which was to win games. In other words .... Coates is crap Scholes is crap Cartwright is crap Lambert is crap The players are crap Stoke is crap Good counter to my point. |
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Post by estrangedsonoffaye on Mar 29, 2018 11:06:54 GMT
So it's logical to say that Guardiola wouldn't have done better with the squad available?......right. Coates, Scholes and Cartwright all have legitimate questions to answer this season regarding recruitment, investment, dallying over Hughes, the QSF fiasco, failure to sign a striker, questionable contract renewals for players who have played less than 5 games this year, ignorance over the reality of our situation (what's all the fuss about?) and finally bringing Lambert in as a replacement. I blame Lambert the least even next to the players, but he's not turned it around as per his brief. Which was to win games. In other words .... Coates is crap Scholes is crap Cartwright is crap Lambert is crap The players are crap Stoke is crap Good counter to my point. I don't get your argument, are you saying that we should be happy with what's happened and where we are? We've had a bad year, and it stems from all parties mentioned. That doesn't mean they're inherently "crap", but in terms of this year they have been collectively so. Because we're 19th in a league of 20. We're 19th because of the issues I just mentioned. So instead of stonewalling it, maybe construct an argument and persuade me as to why I shouldn't have this opinion of the aforementioned without referring to the early 90s, mid 80s or other absolutely crap/far worse times in our history that have no relevance on our current plight. The post itself says that Lambert isn't responsible....so who else is he referring to? Pottermus? |
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