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Post by teenagefanclub on Mar 23, 2018 17:07:50 GMT
Well the old todger area was getting a bit wild, so I thought I'd have a bit of a trim.....
....well one thing led to another and now I'm as smooth as a Spanish barman serving a hen party, but fucking hell the old plumbs are sweating like a pig now.
Can you buy manly ball talc?
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Post by riccyfuller93 on Mar 23, 2018 17:16:43 GMT
What in the fuck have I just read
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Post by chuffedstokie on Mar 23, 2018 17:36:59 GMT
Self imposed depilation is best left to the professionals, suffer in silence!.
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Mar 23, 2018 18:21:36 GMT
Well the old todger area was getting a bit wild, so I thought I'd have a bit of a trim..... ....well one thing led to another and now I'm as smooth as a Spanish barman serving a hen party, but fucking hell the old plumbs are sweating like a pig now. Can you buy manly ball talc? Yes, I recommend this ball talc. Attachment Deleted |
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Post by RichieBarkerOut! on Mar 23, 2018 19:12:31 GMT
A squirt of deep heat should do the trick.
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Post by chuffedstokie on Mar 23, 2018 19:32:04 GMT
A squirt of deep heat should do the trick. Ye gods that's the last thing to apply. Generous soaking of TCP first. |
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Post by claytonscrubs on Mar 23, 2018 20:50:20 GMT
I wish I had the balls to start a thread like this....😀
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Post by pretzel on Mar 23, 2018 21:01:16 GMT
Use 'Veet' next time
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Post by chuffedstokie on Mar 23, 2018 21:07:21 GMT
With all due respect I'd rather not be smearing my genitalia with something designed to melt things. Not that I'm that way inclined of course. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 23, 2018 22:35:25 GMT
Are you ginger?...I mean I went with a ginger girl once, it was like s****ing a hedgehog. All gingers should be shaved from birth and doused in softener=)
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Post by elystokie on Mar 24, 2018 6:22:00 GMT
If I'm ever in need of a real good laugh I go to Amazon and read the Veet for men reviews, there's some absolute gems in there  |
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Post by dutchstokie on Mar 24, 2018 8:04:54 GMT
Stop stop ! You’re doing it all wrong. Get the missus to do it and then reciprocate
A fun night of mutual masturbation will ensue
Don’t forget to get the missus to lightly tickle ‘bevans bridge’ for a more ‘satisfying’ end.
Yours sincerely
Doctor Dutch
😁
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Post by felonious on Mar 24, 2018 8:11:22 GMT
Stop stop ! You’re doing it all wrong. Get the missus to do it and then reciprocate A fun night of mutual masturbation will ensue Don’t forget to get the missus to lightly tickle ‘bevans bridge’ for a more ‘satisfying’ end. Yours sincerely Doctor Dutch 😁 If you can't find Bevans bridge then Biffins bridge will do  |
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Post by bathstoke on Mar 24, 2018 8:19:34 GMT
Stop stop ! You’re doing it all wrong. Get the missus to do it and then reciprocate A fun night of mutual masturbation will ensue Don’t forget to get the missus to lightly tickle ‘bevans bridge’ for a more ‘satisfying’ end. Yours sincerely Doctor Dutch 😁 That's the most profound post of yours I've ever read 🎓 |
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Post by chuffedstokie on Mar 24, 2018 8:38:55 GMT
Stop stop ! You’re doing it all wrong. Get the missus to do it and then reciprocate A fun night of mutual masturbation will ensue Don’t forget to get the missus to lightly tickle ‘bevans bridge’ for a more ‘satisfying’ end. Yours sincerely Doctor Dutch 😁 Have you got a slot on the telly?. With advice like that you could make a killing. {where's your clinic by the way}. |
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Post by harryburrows on Mar 24, 2018 17:57:55 GMT
This is pure filth , are you some sort of porn star . Why would you even go there ?
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Post by RichieBarkerOut! on Mar 24, 2018 21:51:12 GMT
This is pure filth , are you some sort of porn star . Why would you even go there ? His next post will be about anal bleaching. |
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Post by chuffedstokie on Mar 24, 2018 22:03:24 GMT
This is pure filth , are you some sort of porn star . Why would you even go there ? His next post will be about anal bleaching. What in gods name is that when it's at home!.🤤 |
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Post by RichieBarkerOut! on Mar 24, 2018 22:09:09 GMT
His next post will be about anal bleaching. What in gods name is that when it's at home!.🤤 That's the OP's next logical step to depravity. |
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Post by chuffedstokie on Mar 24, 2018 22:11:56 GMT
What in gods name is that when it's at home!.🤤 That's the OP's next logical step to depravity. Seems reasonable then. |
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Post by Mendicant on Mar 24, 2018 23:49:20 GMT
His next post will be about anal bleaching. What in gods name is that when it's at home!.🤤 It involves a bottle of Toilet Duck and making it go quack when you fart. At least I think so. My pants smell pine fresh put it that way. |
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Post by harryburrows on Mar 24, 2018 23:53:48 GMT
What in gods name is that when it's at home!.🤤 That's the OP's next logical step to depravity. I've seen that on housewives of Orange County, very strange |
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Post by Billybigbollox on Mar 25, 2018 8:49:23 GMT
Are you ginger?...I mean I went with a ginger girl once, it was like s****ing a hedgehog. All gingers should be shaved from birth and doused in softener=) I like ginger birds. |
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Post by chuffedstokie on Mar 25, 2018 8:51:39 GMT
Are you ginger?...I mean I went with a ginger girl once, it was like s****ing a hedgehog. All gingers should be shaved from birth and doused in softener=) I like ginger birds. I let one get away a long time ago. Worst mistake ever. |
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Post by felonious on Mar 25, 2018 13:58:28 GMT
I let one get away a long time ago. Worst mistake ever. Cellar door not secured properly Chuffed? |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 25, 2018 14:00:29 GMT
Are you ginger?...I mean I went with a ginger girl once, it was like s****ing a hedgehog. All gingers should be shaved from birth and doused in softener=) I like ginger birds. Some here for ya, but the girls I like prefer a cockatoo^ www.thespruce.com/identifying-orange-birds-4148376 |
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Post by chuffedstokie on Mar 25, 2018 16:05:11 GMT
I let one get away a long time ago. Worst mistake ever. Cellar door not secured properly Chuffed? I was only 18!. 😍 |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 25, 2018 16:37:04 GMT
Well the old todger area was getting a bit wild, so I thought I'd have a bit of a trim..... ....well one thing led to another and now I'm as smooth as a Spanish barman serving a hen party, but fucking hell the old plumbs are sweating like a pig now. Can you buy manly ball talc? I recommend coconut oil......smooth with the whiff of tropics, soothing your smoothness 😉 |
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Post by lordb on Mar 25, 2018 16:50:00 GMT
Boys keep swinging - David Bowie
Oh sorry,thought this was the song name thread
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Post by Deleted on Mar 25, 2018 19:06:30 GMT
His next post will be about anal bleaching. What in gods name is that when it's at home!.🤤 Otherwise known as " Changing your ring tone " |
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