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Post by NassauDave on Mar 27, 2018 3:53:46 GMT
Well the old todger area was getting a bit wild, so I thought I'd have a bit of a trim..... ....well one thing led to another and now I'm as smooth as a Spanish barman serving a hen party, but fucking hell the old plumbs are sweating like a pig now. Can you buy manly ball talc? I recommend coconut oil......smooth with the whiff of tropics, soothing your smoothness 😉 Stick a cocktail umbrella and a couple of ice cubes on it and it’s a poor man’s Malibu on the / your rocks. Substitute Tia Maria for the anal version.
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Post by potterglen on Mar 27, 2018 6:57:08 GMT
With all due respect I'd rather not be smearing my genitalia with something designed to melt things. Not that I'm that way inclined of course. Man up princess, I look forward to reading your review as your genital turn to Plasticine
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