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Post by elystokie on Aug 28, 2015 18:57:37 GMT
Well at the moment i am only up to reading page 5 & Momo has already described people on this website as cunts & clueless wankers. If the word cunt is acceptable for a certain few but not for others, then i would like to have a rant about Mr Pulis & call him a cunt in certain terms for purely footballing reasons. Seems like certain posters can get away with anything they say, but other posters must tow the line. I don't know if the ban on calling Pulis a cunt has been lifted or not? Maybe it will be if they beat us tomorrow? ;) But as far as I know it's always been ok to use the word in other descriptions :)
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Post by RAF on Aug 28, 2015 18:57:57 GMT
Pulis will always be regarded as legend by proper Stoke fans but not by the half a dozen gobshites on here who over the years have been made to look like mugs. They will look like mugs again when Pulis walks out and gets the ovation he so richly deserves. Are you the lively and inventive Dave 'Kempo' Kemp per chance? H
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Post by Deleted on Aug 28, 2015 19:00:01 GMT
Pulis will always be regarded as legend by proper Stoke fans but not by the half a dozen gobshites on here who over the years have been made to look like mugs. They will look like mugs again when Pulis walks out and gets the ovation he so richly deserves. Are you the lively and inventive Dave 'Kempo' Kemp per chance? H No he's a proper fan.
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Post by chiefdelilah on Aug 28, 2015 19:02:52 GMT
I don't think it's anything to get worked up about. I just think it's a shame and a bit petty he can't bring himself to acknowledge how well Hughes has done here in the way he does other managers. Human nature I suppose but you'd think he'd be big enough to do it. I just think its a completely nothing incident. Again I was expecting something a little bigger, substantial and real. That's not what I'm saying though mate. What I'm saying is that he's had a chance on two occasions now to graciously say how well Hughes has done here - and was asked directly about it today - and has avoided doing so, while Hughes has praised the job Pulis did here. I'm not saying we should be foaming with rage about it, I just think it's a bit disappointing and small of him to not be able to bring himself to do it. It matters not a jot in the scheme of things, but it's a bit of a shame.
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Post by marwood on Aug 28, 2015 19:04:48 GMT
Great thread, I'm learning a few insults here. A mate of mine got into an argument on a similar website about changing a tyre on his car by the side of the road. Some poster misinterpreted it as a comment about his wife, along the lines of, she's got a spare tyre around her middle (like bible drum). Nobody had mentioned the word bibendum. Most people were still in bed. The slanging natch got to around 15 pages interjected by the odd "lol" and "pised" by other posters, either spurring them on or telling them to can it. Eventually it was a Sunday in May and my mate called out the other guy as he kept threatening to fill him in and punch his lights out. He arranged to meet him via private post under the sir stan statue in town, well my mate is around 45 with big beer but and swear a lot.
He got there a bit late as had stopped off for few beers. Well on his arrival the guy waiting for him was 14 year old kid, so he just left without speaking to him but apologies to him later via public thread, as he didn't realise he was a just a child.
The point of the story here is that you could start a thread on here about having shreddies for tea as you weren't feeling particular hungry and within 5 minutes it would degenerate into a 16 page long diatribe on the pros and cons of Tonto Pulis
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Post by stokiejoe on Aug 28, 2015 19:14:05 GMT
Great thread, I'm learning a few insults here. A mate of mine got into an argument on a similar website about changing a tyre on his car by the side of the road. Some poster misinterpreted it as a comment about his wife, along the lines of, she's got a spare tyre around her middle (like bible drum). Nobody had mentioned the word bibendum. Most people were still in bed. The slanging natch got to around 15 pages interjected by the odd "lol" and "pised" by other posters, either spurring them on or telling them to can it. Eventually it was a Sunday in May and my mate called out the other guy as he kept threatening to fill him in and punch his lights out. He arranged to meet him via private post under the sir stan statue in town, well my mate is around 45 with big beer but and swear a lot. He got there a bit late as had stopped off for few beers. Well on his arrival the guy waiting for him was 14 year old kid, so he just left without speaking to him but apologies to him later via public thread, as he didn't realise he was a just a child. The point of the story here is that you could start a thread on here about having shreddies for tea as you weren't feeling particular hungry and within 5 minutes it would degenerate into a 16 page long diatribe on the pros and cons of Tonto Pulis for the record, how fat was she?
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Post by marwood on Aug 28, 2015 19:21:04 GMT
Great thread, I'm learning a few insults here. A mate of mine got into an argument on a similar website about changing a tyre on his car by the side of the road. Some poster misinterpreted it as a comment about his wife, along the lines of, she's got a spare tyre around her middle (like bible drum). Nobody had mentioned the word bibendum. Most people were still in bed. The slanging natch got to around 15 pages interjected by the odd "lol" and "pised" by other posters, either spurring them on or telling them to can it. Eventually it was a Sunday in May and my mate called out the other guy as he kept threatening to fill him in and punch his lights out. He arranged to meet him via private post under the sir stan statue in town, well my mate is around 45 with big beer but and swear a lot. He got there a bit late as had stopped off for few beers. Well on his arrival the guy waiting for him was 14 year old kid, so he just left without speaking to him but apologies to him later via public thread, as he didn't realise he was a just a child. The point of the story here is that you could start a thread on here about having shreddies for tea as you weren't feeling particular hungry and within 5 minutes it would degenerate into a 16 page long diatribe on the pros and cons of Tonto Pulis for the record, how fat was she? Not particularly portly at all, but obviously a touchy subject where no middle ground was allowed and things quickly escalated. The wife and car became forgotten by page 3, and by page 7 it was pure vitriol on both sides
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Post by stokiejoe on Aug 28, 2015 19:24:37 GMT
for the record, how fat was she? Not particularly portly at all, but obviously a touchy subject where no middle ground was allowed and things quickly escalated. The wife and car became forgotten by page 3, and by page 7 it was pure vitriol on both sides Sounds like fun (if you aren't personally involved) Just a pity that posters can't treat this board as the fun it should be and share opinions not insults.
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Aug 28, 2015 19:25:45 GMT
Not particularly portly at all, but obviously a touchy subject where no middle ground was allowed and things quickly escalated. The wife and car became forgotten by page 3, and by page 7 it was pure vitriol on both sides Sounds like fun (if you aren't personally involved) Just a pity that posters can't treat this board as the fun it should be and share opinions not insults. Shut up you cunt.
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Post by stokiejoe on Aug 28, 2015 19:27:31 GMT
Sounds like fun (if you aren't personally involved) Just a pity that posters can't treat this board as the fun it should be and share opinions not insults. Shut up you cunt. and you, outside now!!!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 28, 2015 19:28:46 GMT
Shut up you cunt. and you, outside now!!! Shall we all meet at the statue tomorrow ?
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Post by marwood on Aug 28, 2015 19:32:38 GMT
Oh no! I feel like that guy in that book who goes back in time to prevent a really bad thing happening, then, finds out, that HE IS ACTUALLY THE ONE WHO CAUSED the bad thing to happen in first place. A real head bender
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Post by stokiejoe on Aug 28, 2015 19:32:23 GMT
and you, outside now!!! Shall we all meet at the statue tomorrow ? I'll wear a two roses in my hair so you recognise me! Well I would if I had hair! (Red and White of course) Watching SSN at present and a certain person seems to be on every 5 minutes, not saying who but he's Welsh and initials are TP.
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Post by stokiejoe on Aug 28, 2015 19:33:56 GMT
Oh no! I feel like that guy in that book who goes back in time to prevent a really bad thing happening, then, finds out, that HE IS ACTUALLY THE ONE WHO CAUSED the bad thing to happen in first place. A real head bender Time Traveller's wife? I'll see you yesterday!
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Post by burberrybassist on Aug 28, 2015 19:35:27 GMT
Let's just refrain from being too cocky with any chants about hoofball or how can you watch this everyweek until we are a couple of goals up or we could end up with egg on our faces
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Post by stokiejoe on Aug 28, 2015 19:38:44 GMT
Expecting a tough game tomorrow, we don't have a great record against packed defences, could be Shaqiri time!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 28, 2015 19:47:05 GMT
Cannot wait to see the bloke back. The football began to really grate on my tits come the last season he was here but what the bloke has done for the club and the city is fantastic. It will be a superb moment seeing the whole ground lift to there feet tomorrow when he comes out. It will be even better 90 minutes later when we stuff them!!! Thanks for everything TP. You will get a standing ovation from me, then I'll be cheering the boys on to 3 huge points.
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Post by marwood on Aug 28, 2015 19:57:01 GMT
and you, outside now!!! Shall we all meet at the statue tomorrow ? Best idea yet, especially if it prevents two 18 page threads on TP every time he ventures inside the city limits. We should restrict the fight to ten members from each pro and anti Pulis camp. There are some very obvious members on here who could lead each faction. Each champion should be required to strip down to his pants so as to avoid concealed weapons. Option A) Fight each other , hands and feet only (head butting too pr0 Pulis- biased) until only one man standing Option b ) hit each other with sticks until sense comes out of mouths Option c) get a really clever neutral man, such as Desmond Carrington, to chair the debate and each team gets ten minutes to talk quickly and loudly about their side of the story. Desmond and his helpers (his producer Dave and his cat ) adjudicate and declare a winner ONCE AND FOR ALL Obviously they wouldn't need to be just in pants for option c but it might help to get the sky cameras back to stoke now that roll-up man has left the building
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Post by march4 on Aug 28, 2015 20:14:08 GMT
I presume before kick off, they will show on the big screen the interview with Uncle Peter where he describes TP as the greatest manager in the club's history.
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Post by Pugsley on Aug 28, 2015 20:18:23 GMT
I presume before kick off, they will show on the big screen the interview with Uncle Peter where he describes TP as the greatest manager in the club's history. Excellent cast.
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Post by march4 on Aug 28, 2015 20:21:17 GMT
I presume before kick off, they will show on the big screen the interview with Uncle Peter where he describes TP as the greatest manager in the club's history. Excellent cast. Perhaps the Lord Mayor will be there to offer TP Freedom of the City.
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Post by Pugsley on Aug 28, 2015 20:26:50 GMT
Perhaps the Lord Mayor will be there to offer TP Freedom of the City. I was wrong, the first one was ground bait
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Post by Davef on Aug 28, 2015 20:30:08 GMT
I'd rather see footage of his last conservation with Peter, Jon and Denise. Now that's what you'd call pre-match entertainment.
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Post by sheikhmomo on Aug 28, 2015 20:39:06 GMT
I'd rather see footage of his last conservation with Peter, Jon and Denise. Now that's what you'd call pre-match entertainment. I can see it now, with Scholes having a smug wank under his desk in the corner.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 28, 2015 20:40:45 GMT
I'd rather see footage of his last conservation with Peter, Jon and Denise. Now that's what you'd call pre-match entertainment. I can see it now, with Scholes having a smug wank under his desk in the corner. ...and Carto tucking into some Pizza whilst signing Bojan on FM08?
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Post by Davef on Aug 28, 2015 20:41:46 GMT
I'd rather see footage of his last conservation with Peter, Jon and Denise. Now that's what you'd call pre-match entertainment. I can see it now, with Scholes having a smug wank under his desk in the corner. I thought it'd have been Carto pulling him off?
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Post by StokieSC on Aug 28, 2015 20:48:08 GMT
TPs in town?
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Post by Titan Uranus on Aug 28, 2015 21:24:48 GMT
How any TRUE Stoke supporter tomorrow cannot have a little bit of heart felt genuine gratitude towards this bloke TP .....they have got no soul nor spirit. Pathetic.
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Aug 28, 2015 21:26:54 GMT
How any TRUE Stoke supporter tomorrow cannot have a little bit of heart felt genuine gratitude towards this bloke TP .....they have got no soul nor spirit. Pathetic. Or like true Stoke supporters they are supporters of Stoke City Football Club and not Tony Pulis.
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Post by numpty40 on Aug 28, 2015 21:35:49 GMT
I'd rather see footage of his last conservation with Peter, Jon and Denise. Now that's what you'd call pre-match entertainment. I can see it now, with Scholes having a smug wank under his desk in the corner. I don't know about Scholes but I was certainly happily relieved when TP was sacked.
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