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Post by hartzchoco on Jun 17, 2015 22:20:36 GMT
To valiantly continue on my never ending quest to secure the footballing services of 'Il Bomber', Fabio Borini. That little bastard finished my FIFA managerial career quest for a treble with Stoke, he had a galatico goal coming off the bench for Liverpool in the 85 min for the J. Paint trophy. I threw the controller on the ground the other day lol I rest my case.
At least in FIFA the douchebag BR gives him some playing time.
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Post by innocentbystander on Jun 17, 2015 22:22:56 GMT
I will implement a sliding scale of escalation in terms of disagreement and insults. I have asked my colleagues for help with some fond and well endeared terms and I can confirm the following: Level 1: Nitwit Rapscallion Cad Bounder Rascal Blackguard Level 2A: Bellend Tosser Moron Retard Knobhead Level 2B: 'Fucking' + Any listed in Level 2A Level 3: Cunt Fuckwit "Fuckwit" is level 2A, you bellend.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2015 6:35:25 GMT
I will implement a sliding scale of escalation in terms of disagreement and insults. I have asked my colleagues for help with some fond and well endeared terms and I can confirm the following: Level 1: Nitwit Rapscallion Cad Bounder Rascal Blackguard Level 2A: Bellend Tosser Moron Retard Knobhead Level 2B: 'Fucking' + Any listed in Level 2A Level 3: Cunt Fuckwit "Fuckwit" is level 2A, you bellend. No its not
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Post by RAF on Jun 18, 2015 10:06:09 GMT
I'm going to try and swear less and not fall out with as many people!
H :)
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Post by Okie Stokie. on Jun 18, 2015 14:04:43 GMT
I'm going to try very very hard not to change my avatar and name every month. Because I think fellow posters are not getting to know the real OkieStokie which is essential to group bonding. But the "real" OkieStokie might be a chameleon character so if you kept your Avatar the same you wouldn't be true to yourself and we wouldn't see the real OkieStokie I hadn't thought of it like that Gods, perhaps every 2 months then.
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Post by Pugsley on Jun 18, 2015 14:08:28 GMT
I'm going to try and swear less and not fall out with as many people! H
You leaving the board then...?
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Post by scottzbj on Jun 19, 2015 6:06:29 GMT
I'm going to try to go more than week without searching out the Men's Health thread on Everything Else.
Starting from June 26th. D'oh!
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Post by manchesterpotter on Jun 19, 2015 9:34:56 GMT
I shall attempt to increase the amount of puns and witticisms on the forum.
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Post by Cast no shadow on Jun 19, 2015 19:14:01 GMT
Hunt down those who refer ryan to 'shawx' and kick them in the dick
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Post by foster on Jul 28, 2016 15:32:05 GMT
Ok, it's that time of the year again folks...
Over the past 12 months I'm sure there are a fair few posters on here that regret having voiced certain opinions or made post match rage posts....or even rage quits.
Perhaps even committed the cardinal sin of abusing fellow posters, or players, or the management....and have lived with a sense of regret and oatcake emptiness ever since. Maybe even posted so much utter bullshit that they've alienated themselves from the rest of the board.
However, all is not lost. Now is your chance to make amends, to make friends, to make a better you.....
ps - I noticed that pretty much no fucker on here managed to stick to their resolutions from last season.
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Jul 28, 2016 15:51:51 GMT
To stop only using the Oatie on my phone so I can actually sort out the vacant gap where an avatar should be.
It's been like that for about 3 years.
I hate myself.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2016 16:07:41 GMT
Quality not quantity. I'm going to fail. Failed massively.
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Post by mickmillslovechild on Jul 28, 2016 16:11:56 GMT
Ok, it's that time of the year again folks... Over the past 12 months I'm sure there are a fair few posters on here that regret having voiced certain opinions or made post match rage posts....or even rage quits. Perhaps even committed the cardinal sin of abusing fellow posters, or players, or the management....and have lived with a sense of regret and oatcake emptiness ever since. Maybe even posted so much utter bullshit that they've alienated themselves from the rest of the board. However, all is not lost. Now is your chance to make amends, to make friends, to make a better you..... ps - I noticed that pretty much no fucker on here managed to stick to their resolutions from last season. pretty sure i can tick all of those off my list from this year mate my resolution is to try to cut down my word count on each post yeah as if that's going to fucking happen!!!
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Post by holdmedelilah on Jul 28, 2016 16:14:38 GMT
My resolution is to take my block off seeing Benjamin Biscuit's posts just in case they have now increased his medication to an effective dose
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Post by holdmedelilah on Jul 28, 2016 16:15:16 GMT
Nope....gutless...couldn't do it
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Post by cozmick on Jul 28, 2016 16:22:22 GMT
Avoid any pessimism. We WILL win every game.
Avoid abusing a player for being a lazy twat on his £50,000 per week day job that lasts 90 minutes.
Never mention the capped one.
Avoid calling crownmeking a plank.
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Post by heworksardtho on Jul 28, 2016 16:36:59 GMT
I'm going to try and swear less and not fall out with as many people! H Can we have this in written in blood please
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Post by RAF on Jul 28, 2016 19:17:56 GMT
I'm going to try and swear less and not fall out with as many people! H
You leaving the board then...?
That post was from last year. You can all go and fuck yersens now! H
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Post by elystokie on Jul 28, 2016 19:36:07 GMT
My resolution is to take my block off seeing Benjamin Biscuit's posts just in case they have now increased his medication to an effective dose I've also got him 'on block'. Not that there's any fucking point, it only seems to block him when somebody quotes the wum, I can still see the initial inane drivel ::) I'm going to resolve to give it at least 24 hours after a loss before visiting this place.
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Post by holdmedelilah on Jul 28, 2016 20:18:41 GMT
My resolution is to take my block off seeing Benjamin Biscuit's posts just in case they have now increased his medication to an effective dose I've also got him 'on block'. Not that there's any fucking point, it only seems to block him when somebody quotes the wum, I can still see the initial inane drivel I'm going to resolve to give it at least 24 hours after a loss before visiting this place. I like your thinking...although he's a bit like a mozzie with Zika virus....I think he'll find some way through
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Post by kidcrewbob on Jul 28, 2016 20:51:47 GMT
Try not to become enraged when seeing the term knicker-wetter used on threads to suppress reasonable folk expressing mild concern after a 6 game winless streak or consecutive 3 - 0 defeats - which of course is all hypothetical as its not gonna happen this season !!
Oh, and stop using the forum to battle my insomnia at 3 in the morning......
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Post by baystokie on Jul 28, 2016 20:54:08 GMT
To remember the words of Kipling's poem 'IF' before posting anything.
To ignore/pass by/switch off ANY post that refers to formations/tactics/DM or CM or AM/diamond/cage/left or right wingers that cut in/players' wages - that should cut my reading time by 60%
Always try to equate transfer fees with COST, not WORTH - two different values and not the same thing
Remember that we will not win every game but we should always try to
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Post by GeneralFaye on Jul 28, 2016 20:54:31 GMT
Same as last season, never come on here directly after a defeat.
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Post by VolvicStokie on Jul 28, 2016 21:16:07 GMT
I vow not to personally abuse Arsene Wenger when he arrives with his team of powder puffs
No insults. No hate. Just love!
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Fuck that actually, I vow to hurl even more abuse at the stupid French twat!
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Post by foster on Jul 28, 2016 21:18:50 GMT
Doesn't it feel good to share? To get in touch with your feminine side?
I'm glad this thread exists if only to preserve dome kind of self awareness and sanity on this board.
God bless Foster and his only (existing) thread.
Incidentally my resolution is to avoid Wolly arguments after every game. It'll be tough though.
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Post by kustokie on Jul 28, 2016 21:27:25 GMT
Stop being so negative...nah. It's fun!😜
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Jul 28, 2016 21:30:27 GMT
Keep improving on me sigils.
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Post by lordb on Jul 28, 2016 21:34:47 GMT
Not to mention our ex-Manager. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Which one? Is he Welsh? It's Durban isn't it.
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Post by swampySCFC on Jul 28, 2016 21:37:09 GMT
Go to Delilah's at least 5 times
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