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Post by marwood on Mar 16, 2015 19:49:31 GMT
Did a couple of typos, mate, meant name sentinel been in touch, they want interview me about it, dunno if I want be in paper for pumping at the footie If you're Stoke Loud and Proud, you should go for it! Ironically, this is exactly the type of story the Sentinel pursues and revels in at the moment. Has everything, Sport, anti stoke ism, and appeals to lowest common denominator. Bob, they'd have you photographed looking glum, obligatory Stoke top on, hand on chin looking morose, with some sort of moral justification for running the story, along the lines of stoke discrimination. If you can tie it in to Bardsley / Rooney incident somehow, it could even get picked up by the nationals
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Post by Billybigbollox on Mar 16, 2015 19:51:52 GMT
If you're Stoke Loud and Proud, you should go for it! Ironically, this is exactly the type of story the Sentinel pursues and revels in at the moment. Has everything, Sport, anti stoke ism, and appeals to lowest common denominator. Bob, they'd have you photographed looking glum, obligatory Stoke top on, hand on chin looking morose, with some sort of moral justification for running the story, along the lines of stoke discrimination. If you can tie it in to Bardsley / Rooney incident somehow, it could even get picked up by the nationals Headline......... Bobby fart pants Stokes up a stink!
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Post by bobthethrob on Mar 16, 2015 20:56:29 GMT
Ironically, this is exactly the type of story the Sentinel pursues and revels in at the moment. Has everything, Sport, anti stoke ism, and appeals to lowest common denominator. Bob, they'd have you photographed looking glum, obligatory Stoke top on, hand on chin looking morose, with some sort of moral justification for running the story, along the lines of stoke discrimination. If you can tie it in to Bardsley / Rooney incident somehow, it could even get picked up by the nationals Headline......... Bobby fart pants Stokes up a stink! My lady would Kill me if this got in the Daley Mirror im not even kidding. She would have my chonnocks on toast she DUNNER even know I've posted it on ere,,,, in fact I'm not posed use the computer after 9pm
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Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2015 20:59:03 GMT
That's a new one on me. Chonnocks?
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Post by bobthethrob on Mar 16, 2015 21:38:19 GMT
That's a new one on me. Chonnocks? Balls, mate. Intesticles
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Post by Laughing Gravy on Mar 16, 2015 22:10:21 GMT
That's a new one on me. Chonnocks? Balls, mate. Intesticles I thought it meant Turnips.
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Post by Laughing Gravy on Mar 16, 2015 22:12:15 GMT
Headline......... Bobby fart pants Stokes up a stink! My lady would Kill me if this got in the Daley Mirror im not even kidding. She would have my chonnocks on toast she DUNNER even know I've posted it on ere,,,, in fact I'm not posed use the computer after 9pmIs that by order of the Court?
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Post by StokeAz on Mar 16, 2015 22:29:28 GMT
At west brom,,,, cripes DUCK, I got the point after about the fifth time you bollarcked me, there's no need get the Stuarts involved. I got my mane taken down and everything just for FARTING Well that's what u get u dirty bugger
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Post by Vestan Pance on Mar 17, 2015 1:30:39 GMT
Well this is as good as it's got for a while. To the top ski, and well deserved.
Good work Bob, and your riotous sphincter
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Post by Mr Jon on Mar 17, 2015 7:34:11 GMT
Well this is as good as it's got for a while. To the top ski, and well deserved. Good work Bob, and your riotous sphincter Not often I laugh out loud at a thread but this one's certainly done the trick! Johnny Fartpants + Erasurebot = Bobthethrob I understand that the Hanoverians actually executed people for such foul emissions
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Post by S.O.N.S. on Mar 17, 2015 8:43:24 GMT
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Post by bobthethrob on Mar 17, 2015 9:31:44 GMT
My lady would Kill me if this got in the Daley Mirror im not even kidding. She would have my chonnocks on toast she DUNNER even know I've posted it on ere,,,, in fact I'm not posed use the computer after 9pmIs that by order of the Court? By Order of the ' MAR LADY' She says all the pervos and wierdos come out after 9pm so dunner like me bein online after then
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Post by OldStokie on Mar 17, 2015 11:25:20 GMT
'Stuarts'. I haven't stopped giggling for two days. OS.
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Post by jacksonmeredith on Mar 17, 2015 16:04:56 GMT
My name is Jackson Meredith, and I was the said “kid” behind Robert on Saturday afternoon. I think it is only fair that I am allowed to give my version of events after the appalling scenes that took place on the 14th March 2015. The incident will live long in my memory and I am now been treated for panic attacks, agoraphobia and bleeding from the eyes. Now firstly I am not a kid, I am 24 although admittedly on the short side, and it was my mummy Eileen who complained to you, however she was one of many people behind you who wished to protest however most were in no fit state to try and talk to you as they were busy vomiting. My mummy however lived briefly in Burslem so was more accustomed to foul smells and was able to struggle over to you. I want it to be known that we ignored your first two instances of flatulence, however the 3rd incident blew a sizable hole in the back of your trousers, which exposed your buttocks; this is when the day took a more sinister turn. Your next outburst spattered myself, and the next chap to me liberally in feces which burnt through cloth and flesh like molten lava, I was too shocked to move, but the man next me ran screaming from the ground and I believe has since passed away. From then on your buttocks seemed to suck in oxygen before each incident of flatulence, which was welcome in many ways as it gave us fair warning, however it also resulted in many items being sucked into your anus, including my braces (for my teeth) my Fathers braces (for his trousers) and my Mothers left eyebrow. We finally fled the scene and took a short break in the Bahamas to try and recover, we now feel however that you should turn yourself in to the police or medical science, as there is a lot of blood on your hands (and presumably in your lavatory).
Yours Faithfully
Jackson
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Post by nott1 on Mar 17, 2015 18:17:34 GMT
They might have named the foul culprit for us to denigrate!
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Post by Billybigbollox on Mar 17, 2015 18:34:38 GMT
My name is Jackson Meredith, and I was the said “kid” behind Robert on Saturday afternoon. I think it is only fair that I am allowed to give my version of events after the appalling scenes that took place on the 14th March 2015. The incident will live long in my memory and I am now been treated for panic attacks, agoraphobia and bleeding from the eyes. Now firstly I am not a kid, I am 24 although admittedly on the short side, and it was my mummy Eileen who complained to you, however she was one of many people behind you who wished to protest however most were in no fit state to try and talk to you as they were busy vomiting. My mummy however lived briefly in Burslem so was more accustomed to foul smells and was able to struggle over to you. I want it to be known that we ignored your first two instances of flatulence, however the 3rd incident blew a sizable hole in the back of your trousers, which exposed your buttocks; this is when the day took a more sinister turn. Your next outburst spattered myself, and the next chap to me liberally in feces which burnt through cloth and flesh like molten lava, I was too shocked to move, but the man next me ran screaming from the ground and I believe has since passed away. From then on your buttocks seemed to suck in oxygen before each incident of flatulence, which was welcome in many ways as it gave us fair warning, however it also resulted in many items being sucked into your anus, including my braces (for my teeth) my Fathers braces (for his trousers) and my Mothers left eyebrow. We finally fled the scene and took a short break in the Bahamas to try and recover, we now feel however that you should turn yourself in to the police or medical science, as there is a lot of blood on your hands (and presumably in your lavatory). Yours Faithfully Jackson Were you there with Waggy by any chance Jackson? You him and Trevor could be the terrible trio.
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Post by bobthethrob on Mar 17, 2015 20:04:01 GMT
My name is Jackson Meredith, and I was the said “kid” behind Robert on Saturday afternoon. I think it is only fair that I am allowed to give my version of events after the appalling scenes that took place on the 14th March 2015. The incident will live long in my memory and I am now been treated for panic attacks, agoraphobia and bleeding from the eyes. Now firstly I am not a kid, I am 24 although admittedly on the short side, and it was my mummy Eileen who complained to you, however she was one of many people behind you who wished to protest however most were in no fit state to try and talk to you as they were busy vomiting. My mummy however lived briefly in Burslem so was more accustomed to foul smells and was able to struggle over to you. I want it to be known that we ignored your first two instances of flatulence, however the 3rd incident blew a sizable hole in the back of your trousers, which exposed your buttocks; this is when the day took a more sinister turn. Your next outburst spattered myself, and the next chap to me liberally in feces which burnt through cloth and flesh like molten lava, I was too shocked to move, but the man next me ran screaming from the ground and I believe has since passed away. From then on your buttocks seemed to suck in oxygen before each incident of flatulence, which was welcome in many ways as it gave us fair warning, however it also resulted in many items being sucked into your anus, including my braces (for my teeth) my Fathers braces (for his trousers) and my Mothers left eyebrow. We finally fled the scene and took a short break in the Bahamas to try and recover, we now feel however that you should turn yourself in to the police or medical science, as there is a lot of blood on your hands (and presumably in your lavatory). Yours Faithfully Jackson Most of that's true mate but you've exasperated it a bit, DUNNER, I'm in enough MITHER as it is and you were definitely about 10 at the match and jacksons a second name as I told ur mum at west brown
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Post by ihaveadream on Mar 17, 2015 23:52:39 GMT
With all those toxic fumes no wonder we lost
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