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Post by bobthethrob on Mar 15, 2015 19:41:44 GMT
At west brom,,,,
cripes DUCK, I got the point after about the fifth time you bollarcked me, there's no need get the Stuarts involved.
I got my mane taken down and everything
just for FARTING
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Post by stokiejoe on Mar 15, 2015 19:43:44 GMT
At west brom,,,, cripes DUCK, I got the point after about the fifth time you bollarcked me, there's no need get the Stuarts involved. I got my mane taken down and everything just for FARTING Must have been one to be proud of  |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 15, 2015 19:44:02 GMT
At west brom,,,, cripes DUCK, I got the point after about the fifth time you bollarcked me, there's no need get the Stuarts involved. I got my mane taken down and everything just for FARTING Good job it was only the Stuarts, those Plantagenet's are right evil bastards! |
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Post by Laughing Gravy on Mar 15, 2015 19:48:13 GMT
At west brom,,,, cripes DUCK, I got the point after about the fifth time you bollarcked me, there's no need get the Stuarts involved. I got my mane taken down and everything just for FARTING Good job it was only the Stuarts, those Plantagenet's are right evil bastards! I had my tail pulled by the Tudors at the Villa for burping. |
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Post by bigcashprizes on Mar 15, 2015 19:55:54 GMT
Some bloke on here once did a fart so bad that his dog was sick
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Mar 15, 2015 20:00:22 GMT
I had this yesterday too, I kept blaming it on my mate though and she got right annoyed.
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Post by robwahlmann on Mar 15, 2015 20:00:35 GMT
Farting is natural in every shithole!  |
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Post by bobthethrob on Mar 15, 2015 20:02:43 GMT
At west brom,,,, cripes DUCK, I got the point after about the fifth time you bollarcked me, there's no need get the Stuarts involved. I got my mane taken down and everything just for FARTING Must have been one to be proud of The woman(Irene, Eileen or summat) said I was making her kid feel sick, IDE had a curry the night before not my fault. Two of The Stuarts came over and were like sniffing the air and thought IDE let off a stinck bomb or smoke bomb he said "is this odour coming from you stoke fan" well ide farted 5 or 6 times so wasn't going deny it. I said "yes" then they threatened ejaculate me from the ground for "omitting foul smells" was as lucky not get kicked out just for farting |
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Post by Stokie Mcpot on Mar 15, 2015 20:06:33 GMT
Must have been one to be proud of The woman(Irene, Eileen or summat) said I was making her kid feel sick, IDE had a curry the night before not my fault. Two of The Stuarts came over and were like sniffing the air and thought IDE let off a stinck bomb or smoke bomb he said "is this odour coming from you stoke fan" well ide farted 5 or 6 times so wasn't going deny it. I said "yes" then they threatened ejaculate me from the ground for "omitting foul smells" was as lucky not get kicked out just for farting Stewards are just jacked up mini Hitlers. I doubt they could really kick you put for farting. |
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Post by pottersrule on Mar 15, 2015 20:11:28 GMT
Must have been one to be proud of The woman(Irene, Eileen or summat) said I was making her kid feel sick, IDE had a curry the night before not my fault. Two of The Stuarts came over and were like sniffing the air and thought IDE let off a stinck bomb or smoke bomb he said "is this odour coming from you stoke fan" well ide farted 5 or 6 times so wasn't going deny it. I said "yes" then they threatened ejaculate me from the ground for "omitting foul smells" was as lucky not get kicked out just for farting She would have had something to say if they had ejaculated you Bob. |
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Post by bobthethrob on Mar 15, 2015 20:14:11 GMT
The woman(Irene, Eileen or summat) said I was making her kid feel sick, IDE had a curry the night before not my fault. Two of The Stuarts came over and were like sniffing the air and thought IDE let off a stinck bomb or smoke bomb he said "is this odour coming from you stoke fan" well ide farted 5 or 6 times so wasn't going deny it. I said "yes" then they threatened ejaculate me from the ground for "omitting foul smells" was as lucky not get kicked out just for farting Stewards are just jacked up mini Hitlers. I doubt they could really kick you put for farting. They took me details down trying to make it sound really serios with words like "Foul odour" instead of smell gave them a false name anyway . They didn't believe it was just pump smell |
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Post by harryh157 on Mar 15, 2015 20:17:30 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Mar 15, 2015 20:17:49 GMT
Must have been one to be proud of The woman(Irene, Eileen or summat) said I was making her kid feel sick, IDE had a curry the night before not my fault. Two of The Stuarts came over and were like sniffing the air and thought IDE let off a stinck bomb or smoke bomb he said "is this odour coming from you stoke fan" well ide farted 5 or 6 times so wasn't going deny it. I said "yes" then they threatened ejaculate me from the ground for "omitting foul smells" was as lucky not get kicked out just for farting Friendliest stewards in the prem so I believe  |
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Post by Beertricks Potter on Mar 15, 2015 20:18:11 GMT
The woman(Irene, Eileen or summat) said I was making her kid feel sick, IDE had a curry the night before not my fault. Two of The Stuarts came over and were like sniffing the air and thought IDE let off a stinck bomb or smoke bomb he said "is this odour coming from you stoke fan" well ide farted 5 or 6 times so wasn't going deny it. I said "yes" then they threatened ejaculate me from the ground for "omitting foul smells" was as lucky not get kicked out just for farting Priceless  |
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Post by bobthethrob on Mar 15, 2015 20:20:55 GMT
The woman(Irene, Eileen or summat) said I was making her kid feel sick, IDE had a curry the night before not my fault. Two of The Stuarts came over and were like sniffing the air and thought IDE let off a stinck bomb or smoke bomb he said "is this odour coming from you stoke fan" well ide farted 5 or 6 times so wasn't going deny it. I said "yes" then they threatened ejaculate me from the ground for "omitting foul smells" was as lucky not get kicked out just for farting She would have had something to say if they had ejaculated you Bob. Mate that's what eileen was angling for. Proper grassed me up for guffing. I'm a tall bloke and she said they were coming out at her kids head level. He had one of them first names like what were second names with people I was at school with, Meredith or Jackson or summat. |
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Post by scfc75 on Mar 15, 2015 20:22:15 GMT
Erasurebot meets Waggy....
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Post by sevvy on Mar 15, 2015 20:23:10 GMT
You could have fingered Waggy and his mate, Trevor, as the culprits, following their scotch egg and ale packed lunch  |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 15, 2015 20:26:06 GMT
Must have been one to be proud of The woman(Irene, Eileen or summat) said I was making her kid feel sick, IDE had a curry the night before not my fault. Two of The Stuarts came over and were like sniffing the air and thought IDE let off a stinck bomb or smoke bomb he said "is this odour coming from you stoke fan" well ide farted 5 or 6 times so wasn't going deny it. I said "yes" then they threatened ejaculate me from the ground for "omitting foul smells" was as lucky not get kicked out just for farting Ejaculate you ! ......it could have been your lucky day ? |
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Post by madnellie on Mar 15, 2015 20:36:00 GMT
Erasurebot meets Waggy.... What happened to Erasurebot? His threads were hilarious! |
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Post by mickstupp on Mar 15, 2015 20:42:30 GMT
Bob, that's the funniest thing I have read on here in a long time. It makes it even funnier that you decided to share it with us.  |
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Post by stacks on Mar 15, 2015 20:51:48 GMT
What a cracking thread, this has had me creased :-)
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Post by manumasochist on Mar 15, 2015 20:52:37 GMT
Must have been one to be proud of The woman(Irene, Eileen or summat) said I was making her kid feel sick, IDE had a curry the night before not my fault. Two of The Stuarts came over and were like sniffing the air and thought IDE let off a stinck bomb or smoke bomb he said "is this odour coming from you stoke fan" well ide farted 5 or 6 times so wasn't going deny it. I said "yes" then they threatened ejaculate me from the ground for "omitting foul smells" was as lucky not get kicked out just for farting Beware the ides of fart. |
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Post by bobthethrob on Mar 15, 2015 20:59:29 GMT
The woman(Irene, Eileen or summat) said I was making her kid feel sick, IDE had a curry the night before not my fault. Two of The Stuarts came over and were like sniffing the air and thought IDE let off a stinck bomb or smoke bomb he said "is this odour coming from you stoke fan" well ide farted 5 or 6 times so wasn't going deny it. I said "yes" then they threatened ejaculate me from the ground for "omitting foul smells" was as lucky not get kicked out just for farting Beware the ides of fart. You've lost me there Duck. Is that you dancing on the video picture BTW |
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Post by chayzenbacon on Mar 15, 2015 20:59:48 GMT
Were you at the Paul Weller gig at the Viccy Hall on Thursday night yer dirty bastard?
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Post by jarhead on Mar 15, 2015 21:03:00 GMT
This is superb! I was gonna get the stewards on my mate because his arse was melting my eyes!!
Jesus
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Post by bobthethrob on Mar 15, 2015 21:02:58 GMT
Were you at the Paul Weller gig at the Viccy Hall on Thursday night yer dirty bastard? Come on, It were just normal man pumps after beer and curry, I DUNNER want a rep as a smeller i reckon I wa gettin some blow back from the smok bomb offensive, I reckon they thought it wa. A stinckbomb |
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Post by Billybigbollox on Mar 15, 2015 21:07:18 GMT
Were you at the Paul Weller gig at the Viccy Hall on Thursday night yer dirty bastard? Come on, It were just normal man pumps after beer and curry, I DUNNER want a rep as a smeller i reckon I wa gettin some blow back from the smok bomb offensive, I reckon they thought it wa. A stinckbomb Do you sit in the south stand Bob? Or should I say Pongo? |
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Post by baltipiesmuggler on Mar 15, 2015 21:14:38 GMT
Is there summat in the water supply at the moment? It gets weirder on here by the week
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Post by maninasuitcase on Mar 15, 2015 21:28:54 GMT
Was your fart the red smoke coming from the stand in the second half lol
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Post by cozmick on Mar 15, 2015 21:32:55 GMT
At west brom,,,, cripes DUCK, I got the point after about the fifth time you bollarcked me, there's no need get the Stuarts involved. I got my mane taken down and everything just for FARTING Is this shit for real? |
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