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Post by clarkeda on Jun 18, 2015 19:56:04 GMT
Have to admit I've taken a real liking to Bojan and Muni through their use of the media. And yet people slate footballers for their use of Twitter. 2 sides to every coin.
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Post by Gunslinger on Jun 18, 2015 19:59:13 GMT
Another update from the maestro. Goooarrrn Bojan! Darling And I'm straighter than a laser-beam in outer space Love our little Spanish Merlin to bits
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Post by Gunslinger on Jun 18, 2015 20:02:58 GMT
I want him to come round to my squat with six heavies, who tie me up to the radiator. I fight and scream but it's all just an act, he knows this too but he carries on because he loves me. Once he's gagged me with a couple of used tampons he then proceeds to boot me in the bollocks for a full twenty minutes. After this they untie me and throw me down the stairs. I agonisingly stand up and spit blood in his face, and he backhands me, breaking my nose with a huge crack. We then do lots of really slobbery, tonguey French kissing before he cleans me up. We laugh and fall into each others' arms. I belt out my mating call (HORK HORK HORK) and crabwalk over to the bed while he recipocates with his (SCREE! SCREE! SCREE!) and we cease to be Bojan and Philip and become Bolip. That made my day Come to think of it, wouldn't we all...
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Post by foster on Jun 18, 2015 21:09:45 GMT
Have to admit I've taken a real liking to Bojan and Muni through their use of the media. And yet people slate footballers for their use of Twitter. 2 sides to every coin. As long as they don't start airing their opinions or going all Joey Barton on us its fine.
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Jun 18, 2015 21:47:25 GMT
I want him to come round to my squat with six heavies, who tie me up to the radiator. I fight and scream but it's all just an act, he knows this too but he carries on because he loves me. Once he's gagged me with a couple of used tampons he then proceeds to boot me in the bollocks for a full twenty minutes. After this they untie me and throw me down the stairs. I agonisingly stand up and spit blood in his face, and he backhands me, breaking my nose with a huge crack. We then do lots of really slobbery, tonguey French kissing before he cleans me up. We laugh and fall into each others' arms. I belt out my mating call (HORK HORK HORK) and crabwalk over to the bed while he recipocates with his (SCREE! SCREE! SCREE!) and we cease to be Bojan and Philip and become Bolip. I literally haven't stopped masturbating since you posted that, my hampton is now the same colour as the skin of a Babybel.
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Post by mailman44 on Jun 18, 2015 22:48:03 GMT
Congrats, the board has hit a new low. This one will take some doing to top!
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Post by meirparkpotter on Jun 19, 2015 4:48:23 GMT
I want him to come round to my squat with six heavies, who tie me up to the radiator. I fight and scream but it's all just an act, he knows this too but he carries on because he loves me. Once he's gagged me with a couple of used tampons he then proceeds to boot me in the bollocks for a full twenty minutes. After this they untie me and throw me down the stairs. I agonisingly stand up and spit blood in his face, and he backhands me, breaking my nose with a huge crack. We then do lots of really slobbery, tonguey French kissing before he cleans me up. We laugh and fall into each others' arms. I belt out my mating call (HORK HORK HORK) and crabwalk over to the bed while he recipocates with his (SCREE! SCREE! SCREE!) and we cease to be Bojan and Philip and become Bolip. I literally haven't stopped masturbating since you posted that, my hampton is now the same colour as the skin of a Babybel. Hats off to both of you. That made my day
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Post by peterthornesboots on Jun 19, 2015 6:01:16 GMT
Another update from the maestro. Goooarrrn Bojan! Good to see! Bojan must be ahead of schedule judging by the size of that bloody hill! A return for pre-season on the cards potentially?
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Post by dutchstokie on Jun 19, 2015 6:21:22 GMT
Another update from the maestro. Goooarrrn Bojan! Good to see! Bojan must be ahead of schedule judging by the size of that bloody hill! A return for pre-season on the cards potentially? Hill ? HILL? Thtas a small bump..! Wouldn't have lasted 5 minutes in Austria with 'he who can't be named' Take it easy magic man, we don't want any re-lapses now ....
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Post by unknown182 on Jun 19, 2015 10:08:29 GMT
I hope he never reads this board
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Post by bertiestan on Jun 19, 2015 10:15:54 GMT
I hope he never reads this board Me too mate
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Post by bayernoatcake on Jun 19, 2015 17:36:02 GMT
Lad needs to relax a bit, put your feet up!
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Post by Stoke711 on Jun 19, 2015 17:47:35 GMT
I hope he never reads this board If he does, he'll hand in a transfer request quicker than the oatcake telling a potential signing "to sign or fck off!!"
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Jun 20, 2015 12:34:00 GMT
I hope he never reads this board If he does, he'll hand in a transfer request quicker than the oatcake telling a potential signing "to sign or fck off!!" Nah, all would be well as soon as I gave him a reverse blumpkin (the delicately attuned art of providing oral sex whilst evacuating one's bowels down the toilet). The simultaneous utilisation of the alpha and omega of the alimentary canal creates a karmic balance, and it would be a gentle, sexy reminder that this is his home now.
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Post by dutchstokie on Jun 21, 2015 8:58:58 GMT
If he does, he'll hand in a transfer request quicker than the oatcake telling a potential signing "to sign or fck off!!" Nah, all would be well as soon as I gave him a reverse blumpkin (the delicately attuned art of providing oral sex whilst evacuating one's bowels down the toilet). The simultaneous utilisation of the alpha and omega of the alimentary canal creates a karmic balance, and it would be a gentle, sexy reminder that this is his home now. Er...right you are then !!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 21, 2015 9:00:25 GMT
If he does, he'll hand in a transfer request quicker than the oatcake telling a potential signing "to sign or fck off!!" Nah, all would be well as soon as I gave him a reverse blumpkin (the delicately attuned art of providing oral sex whilst evacuating one's bowels down the toilet). The simultaneous utilisation of the alpha and omega of the alimentary canal creates a karmic balance, and it would be a gentle, sexy reminder that this is his home now. You learn something new every day on here don't you?
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Post by huuuuuth on Jun 21, 2015 10:32:24 GMT
If he does, he'll hand in a transfer request quicker than the oatcake telling a potential signing "to sign or fck off!!" Nah, all would be well as soon as I gave him a reverse blumpkin (the delicately attuned art of providing oral sex whilst evacuating one's bowels down the toilet). The simultaneous utilisation of the alpha and omega of the alimentary canal creates a karmic balance, and it would be a gentle, sexy reminder that this is his home now. Good God It comes to something when Mackey's posts look sweet and innocent
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Post by Stoke711 on Jun 21, 2015 14:05:20 GMT
If he does, he'll hand in a transfer request quicker than the oatcake telling a potential signing "to sign or fck off!!" Nah, all would be well as soon as I gave him a reverse blumpkin (the delicately attuned art of providing oral sex whilst evacuating one's bowels down the toilet). The simultaneous utilisation of the alpha and omega of the alimentary canal creates a karmic balance, and it would be a gentle, sexy reminder that this is his home now. Errrr, I must've lived a sheltered life, I'm more innocent than I thought I was.
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Post by smithypotter on Jun 21, 2015 14:08:43 GMT
Looks like he's bulked up a lot recently
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Post by stokiejoe on Jun 21, 2015 14:20:20 GMT
Nah, all would be well as soon as I gave him a reverse blumpkin (the delicately attuned art of providing oral sex whilst evacuating one's bowels down the toilet). The simultaneous utilisation of the alpha and omega of the alimentary canal creates a karmic balance, and it would be a gentle, sexy reminder that this is his home now. You learn something new every day on here don't you? unfortunately yes, trying to get this picture out of my mind
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Post by Clem Fandango on Jun 21, 2015 15:32:17 GMT
If he does, he'll hand in a transfer request quicker than the oatcake telling a potential signing "to sign or fck off!!" Nah, all would be well as soon as I gave him a reverse blumpkin (the delicately attuned art of providing oral sex whilst evacuating one's bowels down the toilet). The simultaneous utilisation of the alpha and omega of the alimentary canal creates a karmic balance, and it would be a gentle, sexy reminder that this is his home now.
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Post by StokieMatt on Jun 21, 2015 15:39:02 GMT
I hope he never reads this board Wasn't it in the paper his dad did?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 21, 2015 15:47:13 GMT
Needs to back off a bit I reckon
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Post by Stoke711 on Jun 21, 2015 15:58:02 GMT
Looks like he's bulked up a lot recently Probably to defend himself against everyone on here.
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Post by enuntio on Jun 22, 2015 14:04:17 GMT
I hope he's got a girl friend
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Post by stokedan on Jun 22, 2015 14:06:23 GMT
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Post by elystokie on Jun 22, 2015 15:57:22 GMT
I hope he's got a girl friend Is that a roundabout way of asking for a threesome? Very subtle...
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Post by Deleted on Jun 23, 2015 13:30:26 GMT
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Post by foster on Jun 23, 2015 13:37:17 GMT
His gardens nearly as big as mine.
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Post by Kjones9 on Jun 23, 2015 13:47:35 GMT
I'm waiting for Charlie Adam's video of what he's up to this summer.
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