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Post by harryburrows on Jun 4, 2015 15:10:05 GMT
He's really built up some muscle hasn't he. Look at that upper body.
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Post by jimmygscfc on Jun 4, 2015 15:11:39 GMT
Has Bojan Mackey seen this or has he fainted?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 4, 2015 15:23:40 GMT
Has Bojan Mackey seen this or has he fainted? Man, he's going to have a field day... So excited for next season
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Post by Deleted on Jun 4, 2015 15:41:54 GMT
Has Bojan Mackey seen this or has he fainted?
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Post by tarheel on Jun 4, 2015 15:52:57 GMT
Are you guys spazzing over the Bojan-training-on-the-beach video I just saw on a twitter yet? Good.
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Post by mywaydesolzan on Jun 4, 2015 16:01:16 GMT
Not before checking he is onside.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 4, 2015 16:01:43 GMT
Everyone of these videos he puts up has my heart in my mouth, calm down you little fucker
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Post by Deleted on Jun 4, 2015 19:04:39 GMT
He looks as fit as a butchers dog to me and I cant wait to see him pull the shirt on again.
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Post by scfcmacca on Jun 4, 2015 19:13:57 GMT
He is everything you want in a footballer he has the hunger, desire, experience, age on his side, well mannerd, team spirit and last but not least the skill for the modern game.
This lad will go far in football and I hope it's with us
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Jun 4, 2015 22:15:13 GMT
For the first time in a long time, I'm literally speechless.
A girl once told me about a tingling sensation she felt every time she focused on a particular person, and I put it down as typical overreaction banter, but having watched that clip, numerous times might I add, I now see what she's on about, as I felt what can only be described as a tsunami beginning to build right in the fetid depths of my scrotal area, rising like the resurrected career of Paul Merson, this sensation cascacded over my pulsating testes like a slowly, but strangely pleasurable mound of white hot lava, before crashing into the bottom of my sweating, nervous and yet determined shaft.
This created what I can only describe as what happens in the chamber of a gun in the milliseconds before it's fired, and the end result was me expelling spooge as if it was being fired from a Karcher, unfortunately for me, right into the face of a passing pedestrian, who simply looked at me as if I was a rampant homosexual, and she was the pastor of the Westboro Baptist Church.
I've now taken to watching videos of Bojan from behind the safety of a welders mask, to prevent me from embarassingly having to call a window cleaner (again) to chisel life-creating gunge off my windows, according to my source who was located on the beach, with his high-definition camera hidden amongst the dunes, upon arising from the water, there was a batch of seaweed hanging out of his shorts, clinging on to him like a model clings on to her filthily rich granda.. husband.
I'm currently in a bidding war on eBay with a 9 year old Barcelona fan for it, I can't wait to win it so I can fly there, knock on his door, then laugh directly in his stupid little face at his horrific loss, and inform him of his failure to make his parents proud.
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Post by riccyfuller93 on Jun 4, 2015 22:45:53 GMT
Bit slow round those cones.
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Post by nutterpotter on Jun 15, 2015 6:26:52 GMT
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Post by slicko on Jun 15, 2015 6:39:20 GMT
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Post by metalhead on Jun 15, 2015 7:51:55 GMT
His determination is truly exceptional. He wants it so much.
Personally, I don't think he should start the first game of the season. I just can't see him being fully ready and the last thing we want is his confidence ruined. Give him 20 minutes a game until September and then go from there.
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Post by nott1 on Jun 15, 2015 8:22:24 GMT
These quotes have all been regurgitated from the last home game. Nothing new in there!
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Post by spartanstokie on Jun 15, 2015 8:27:02 GMT
His determination is truly exceptional. He wants it so much. Personally, I don't think he should start the first game of the season. I just can't see him being fully ready and the last thing we want is his confidence ruined. Give him 20 minutes a game until September and then go from there. i think let him stay home till after asia then let him play some time v newcastle town and see from there but i think you will find he will play at least 30 mins on the first game
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Post by metalhead on Jun 15, 2015 9:44:31 GMT
His determination is truly exceptional. He wants it so much. Personally, I don't think he should start the first game of the season. I just can't see him being fully ready and the last thing we want is his confidence ruined. Give him 20 minutes a game until September and then go from there. i think let him stay home till after asia then let him play some time v newcastle town and see from there but i think you will find he will play at least 30 mins on the first game A good run out against Newcastle town would do him the world of good. The way he's moving right now, he's looking quite close to getting back to full fitness, which is why it would be a real shame to ruin it by rushing him. If his doctors think he'll be ready by August, I would give him another month, until September. It means any unforeseen issues can be avoided.
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Post by ruts66 on Jun 15, 2015 11:12:44 GMT
Good lad, can't wait to see him back.
If there's no reoccurrence of the knee injury by Xmas give him Kono's wages on a 5yr deal.
Fit, he's a £25m player in today's nonsense market...
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Post by nutterpotter on Jun 18, 2015 18:06:28 GMT
Another update from the maestro. Goooarrrn Bojan!
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Post by Clayton Wood on Jun 18, 2015 18:13:39 GMT
Another update from the maestro. Goooarrrn Bojan! Cracking view. Scenery not bad too
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Post by Lakeland Potter on Jun 18, 2015 18:20:47 GMT
Another update from the maestro. Goooarrrn Bojan! I must say he's putting in the hard miles - if anyone can come back better from this injury it must be him. I wonder what altitude he was at - he's possibly getting in some altitude training, as well as what we in the Lake District would call fell running.
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Jun 18, 2015 18:29:11 GMT
I want him to come round to my squat with six heavies, who tie me up to the radiator. I fight and scream but it's all just an act, he knows this too but he carries on because he loves me. Once he's gagged me with a couple of used tampons he then proceeds to boot me in the bollocks for a full twenty minutes. After this they untie me and throw me down the stairs. I agonisingly stand up and spit blood in his face, and he backhands me, breaking my nose with a huge crack.
We then do lots of really slobbery, tonguey French kissing before he cleans me up. We laugh and fall into each others' arms. I belt out my mating call (HORK HORK HORK) and crabwalk over to the bed while he recipocates with his (SCREE! SCREE! SCREE!) and we cease to be Bojan and Philip and become Bolip.
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Post by Silkystoke on Jun 18, 2015 18:34:54 GMT
I want him to come round to my squat with six heavies, who tie me up to the radiator. I fight and scream but it's all just an act, he knows this too but he carries on because he loves me. Once he's gagged me with a couple of used tampons he then proceeds to boot me in the bollocks for a full twenty minutes. After this they untie me and throw me down the stairs. I agonisingly stand up and spit blood in his face, and he backhands me, breaking my nose with a huge crack. We then do lots of really slobbery, tonguey French kissing before he cleans me up. We laugh and fall into each others' arms. I belt out my mating call (HORK HORK HORK) and crabwalk over to the bed while he recipocates with his (SCREE! SCREE! SCREE!) and we cease to be Bojan and Philip and become Bolip. Got a boner reading that...!!!!! What happened later ???
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Post by Davef on Jun 18, 2015 19:07:49 GMT
Remember this time last year when Bojan was told to either make his mind up or f**k off?
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Post by riccyfuller93 on Jun 18, 2015 19:18:57 GMT
Another update from the maestro. Goooarrrn Bojan! Jesus christ, is he up there with Mr. Miyagi? Starting to look like a Karate Kid Movie.
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Post by elystokie on Jun 18, 2015 19:20:12 GMT
Another update from the maestro. Goooarrrn Bojan! Great stuff but I was getting a bit worried with him being that close to the edge :| Can't wait to see him strut his stuff again, I never imagined in my wildest dreams I'd get to see a player of his quality ever again in a Stoke shirt.
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Post by Mr_DaftBurger on Jun 18, 2015 19:32:29 GMT
Another update from the maestro. Goooarrrn Bojan! Jesus christ, is he up there with Mr. Miyagi? Starting to look like a Karate Kid Movie. I was thinking more Forrest Gump. Run BJ run! Is it Park Hall?
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Post by ohbottom on Jun 18, 2015 19:39:00 GMT
Jesus christ, is he up there with Mr. Miyagi? Starting to look like a Karate Kid Movie. I was thinking more Forrest Gump. Run BJ run! Is it Park Hall? BJ! OMFG BJ?!?
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Post by Sven on Jun 18, 2015 19:48:50 GMT
I want him to come round to my squat with six heavies, who tie me up to the radiator. I fight and scream but it's all just an act, he knows this too but he carries on because he loves me. Once he's gagged me with a couple of used tampons he then proceeds to boot me in the bollocks for a full twenty minutes. After this they untie me and throw me down the stairs. I agonisingly stand up and spit blood in his face, and he backhands me, breaking my nose with a huge crack. We then do lots of really slobbery, tonguey French kissing before he cleans me up. We laugh and fall into each others' arms. I belt out my mating call (HORK HORK HORK) and crabwalk over to the bed while he recipocates with his (SCREE! SCREE! SCREE!) and we cease to be Bojan and Philip and become Bolip. The drugs dont work they just make you worse, NURSE, NURSE
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Post by foster on Jun 18, 2015 19:55:16 GMT
Have to admit I've taken a real liking to Bojan and Muni through their use of the media.
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