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Post by dutchstokie on May 29, 2015 20:54:32 GMT
You can tell he's 'excited' to be back as well !!!!!
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2015 20:59:24 GMT
You can tell he's 'excited' to be back as well !!!!! Left hand in pocket attempting a tactical cover up. I've been there! * * No I don't mean I've been in Bojan's pocket.
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Post by roylandstoke on May 29, 2015 21:02:39 GMT
Ole, ole, ole, ole, Bojan, Bojan!
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Post by Bojan Mackey on May 29, 2015 21:24:55 GMT
If that is indeed his penis, of which I have no doubt it is, then holy fuckballs I need a lie down.
What an utterly faultless example of the human form, just knowing he exists gives me cramp in my genitals.
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Post by Deleted on May 30, 2015 12:40:15 GMT
looks a bit unfit to me
not !
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Post by skip on Jun 2, 2015 23:07:06 GMT
For those that love Bojan.
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Post by Stokyo on Jun 2, 2015 23:08:37 GMT
Damn fine specimin of a man if i ever saw one
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Post by Billybigbollox on Jun 2, 2015 23:14:07 GMT
Bojan Mackey will be cleaning his screen this very moment.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 2, 2015 23:15:02 GMT
He reminds of someone from the Staffordshire moorlands .....well the ' edge ' of to be more precise .
There's not much to behold.
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Jun 2, 2015 23:20:21 GMT
I'd con him into going for a curry with me, by promising that I could somehow guarantee Catalan Independence if he guaranteed a contract extension. Sneakily as he visited the gent's to unwhip his veiny chorizo to expel a fourth woozy sangria, I'd stealthily slip a laxative into his chicken korma (the only disappointment) and lead him back to my home.
Luckily, the toilet in my squat exists of only a bucket, so when the inevitable moment came I would be able to collect gallon after gallon of Brownjan to paint my body. I'd then flop on top of his unconscious, Y-shaped body like I was a suffocating haddock, flecking the walls with semi-digested Ceylon cuisine like I was a toddler with a toothbrush.
The following morning, I'd roll him up in a carpet and dump him outside Stoke Town police station and return to my squat to suffocate myself on the pubes I stole from him, to reap his sporting talent and raw sexual prowess.
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Post by Okie Stokie. on Jun 2, 2015 23:24:53 GMT
I'd con him into going for a curry with me, by promising that I could somehow guarantee Catalan Independence if he guaranteed a contract extension. Sneakily as he visited the gent's to unwhip his veiny chorizo to expel a fourth woozy sangria, I'd stealthily slip a laxative into his chicken korma (the only disappointment) and lead him back to my home. Luckily, the toilet in my squat exists of only a bucket, so when the inevitable moment came I would be able to collect gallon after gallon of Brownjan to paint my body. I'd then flop on top of his unconscious, Y-shaped body like I was a suffocating haddock, flecking the walls with semi-digested Ceylon cuisine like I was a toddler with a toothbrush. The following morning, I'd roll him up in a carpet and dump him outside Stoke Town police station and return to my squat to suffocate myself on the pubes I stole from him, to reap his sporting talent and raw sexual prowess. Now here is a prime example of somebody with too much time on their hands.
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Post by CalgaryPotter on Jun 2, 2015 23:29:40 GMT
PLB - You gotta remember that his father reads this website
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Post by withnall on Jun 2, 2015 23:45:09 GMT
I'd con him into going for a curry with me, by promising that I could somehow guarantee Catalan Independence if he guaranteed a contract extension. Sneakily as he visited the gent's to unwhip his veiny chorizo to expel a fourth woozy sangria, I'd stealthily slip a laxative into his chicken korma (the only disappointment) and lead him back to my home. Luckily, the toilet in my squat exists of only a bucket, so when the inevitable moment came I would be able to collect gallon after gallon of Brownjan to paint my body. I'd then flop on top of his unconscious, Y-shaped body like I was a suffocating haddock, flecking the walls with semi-digested Ceylon cuisine like I was a toddler with a toothbrush. The following morning, I'd roll him up in a carpet and dump him outside Stoke Town police station and return to my squat to suffocate myself on the pubes I stole from him, to reap his sporting talent and raw sexual prowess. That is bloody disgusting. Can i watch?
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Post by riccyfuller93 on Jun 3, 2015 0:22:47 GMT
The Bojan love is getting a bit scary to be honest.
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Post by mailman44 on Jun 3, 2015 0:29:31 GMT
I'd con him into going for a curry with me, by promising that I could somehow guarantee Catalan Independence if he guaranteed a contract extension. Sneakily as he visited the gent's to unwhip his veiny chorizo to expel a fourth woozy sangria, I'd stealthily slip a laxative into his chicken korma (the only disappointment) and lead him back to my home. Luckily, the toilet in my squat exists of only a bucket, so when the inevitable moment came I would be able to collect gallon after gallon of Brownjan to paint my body. I'd then flop on top of his unconscious, Y-shaped body like I was a suffocating haddock, flecking the walls with semi-digested Ceylon cuisine like I was a toddler with a toothbrush. The following morning, I'd roll him up in a carpet and dump him outside Stoke Town police station and return to my squat to suffocate myself on the pubes I stole from him, to reap his sporting talent and raw sexual prowess. Bojan Mackey will not take kindly to this ....
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Post by jayscfc1863 on Jun 3, 2015 1:27:59 GMT
I'd con him into going for a curry with me, by promising that I could somehow guarantee Catalan Independence if he guaranteed a contract extension. Sneakily as he visited the gent's to unwhip his veiny chorizo to expel a fourth woozy sangria, I'd stealthily slip a laxative into his chicken korma (the only disappointment) and lead him back to my home. Luckily, the toilet in my squat exists of only a bucket, so when the inevitable moment came I would be able to collect gallon after gallon of Brownjan to paint my body. I'd then flop on top of his unconscious, Y-shaped body like I was a suffocating haddock, flecking the walls with semi-digested Ceylon cuisine like I was a toddler with a toothbrush. The following morning, I'd roll him up in a carpet and dump him outside Stoke Town police station and return to my squat to suffocate myself on the pubes I stole from him, to reap his sporting talent and raw sexual prowess.
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Post by PotterLog on Jun 3, 2015 1:52:39 GMT
ME: [mumbling] he's coming... he's... he's the one, he's the one... he's the one... HER: What? What are you talking about? ME: He's Jesus! HER: Jesus? What?? Who's Jesus? ME: BOJAN
That's a conversation I apparently had with Marlady in the middle of the night recently - while I was completely asleep.
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Post by Stokyo on Jun 3, 2015 2:17:30 GMT
Looks like there is ample room in that Hydrotherapy bath for two
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Post by scfc75 on Jun 3, 2015 6:11:16 GMT
I'd con him into going for a curry with me, by promising that I could somehow guarantee Catalan Independence if he guaranteed a contract extension. Sneakily as he visited the gent's to unwhip his veiny chorizo to expel a fourth woozy sangria, I'd stealthily slip a laxative into his chicken korma (the only disappointment) and lead him back to my home. Luckily, the toilet in my squat exists of only a bucket, so when the inevitable moment came I would be able to collect gallon after gallon of Brownjan to paint my body. I'd then flop on top of his unconscious, Y-shaped body like I was a suffocating haddock, flecking the walls with semi-digested Ceylon cuisine like I was a toddler with a toothbrush. The following morning, I'd roll him up in a carpet and dump him outside Stoke Town police station and return to my squat to suffocate myself on the pubes I stole from him, to reap his sporting talent and raw sexual prowess. Sick bastard....Korma?
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Post by nutterpotter on Jun 3, 2015 6:37:03 GMT
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Post by pyrus on Jun 3, 2015 6:41:12 GMT
Can you please change the title of this thread. Every time I see it bumped to the top, I think he has had a relapse and is back in hospital.
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Jun 3, 2015 7:37:18 GMT
I'd con him into going for a curry with me, by promising that I could somehow guarantee Catalan Independence if he guaranteed a contract extension. Sneakily as he visited the gent's to unwhip his veiny chorizo to expel a fourth woozy sangria, I'd stealthily slip a laxative into his chicken korma (the only disappointment) and lead him back to my home. Luckily, the toilet in my squat exists of only a bucket, so when the inevitable moment came I would be able to collect gallon after gallon of Brownjan to paint my body. I'd then flop on top of his unconscious, Y-shaped body like I was a suffocating haddock, flecking the walls with semi-digested Ceylon cuisine like I was a toddler with a toothbrush. The following morning, I'd roll him up in a carpet and dump him outside Stoke Town police station and return to my squat to suffocate myself on the pubes I stole from him, to reap his sporting talent and raw sexual prowess. That is fucking beautiful, it's taken me 3 hours to read that as I had to keep stopping to drain my dripping phallus like an aroused Frube.
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Post by redwhite on Jun 3, 2015 9:31:12 GMT
He's going to need some very different 'therapy' if he ever reads this thread.
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Post by foster on Jun 3, 2015 10:01:53 GMT
He's going to need some very different 'therapy' if he ever reads this thread. Wouldn't be surprised if he does read it. Hence why he's always smiling.
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Post by cheekymatt71 on Jun 3, 2015 10:34:19 GMT
I really hope hes not trying too much to be ready for pre-season.
We need him to come back only when he is 100% ready as the season is a long one. We can start the season without him if need be.
I dont totally trust our medical team based on recent history.
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Post by swampySCFC on Jun 3, 2015 12:03:53 GMT
Didn't Bentecke have the same op? He seems to have come back strong????
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Post by Deleted on Jun 3, 2015 18:44:05 GMT
Plenty of players have had the same operation and to be fair I cant remember many if any who have failed to return.
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Post by YounginStoke on Jun 4, 2015 15:05:26 GMT
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Post by nutterpotter on Jun 4, 2015 15:07:43 GMT
Beautiful!
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Post by nsd on Jun 4, 2015 15:07:53 GMT
He's really built up some muscle hasn't he. Look at that upper body.
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