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Post by OldStokie on Sept 15, 2014 10:14:52 GMT
You're fucking life-sapping you rotund fucker. 4 games and every moaner in Kingdom *Cum comes out of the woodwork. I was as frustrated as anybody that we lost, but unlike some, I haven't lost my fucking marbles. My lad says live nogger won't be here in 30 years time. He's right. You lot will win the Champions League when all you have is Football Manager 2043. OS. Most boring games in my lifetime. 1. Stoke 0 Villa 1 - Aug 2014 2. Stoke 0 Preston 0 - Dec 2004 3. Hull 1 Stoke 1 - Aug 2014 Possession football or long ball, no interest in troubling goalkeepers = Boooooooooooring! PMSL. After all the shite, boring stuff your hero served up, you manage to find two of the most boring games of your life 'fortuitously' turn up in 2014! I'm surprised you put that Preston game in your list. *chuckle* OS. Edit for Daftbugger.
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Post by sheikhmomo on Sept 15, 2014 10:19:23 GMT
Most boring games in my lifetime. 1. Stoke 0 Villa 1 - Aug 2014 2. Stoke 0 Preston 0 - Dec 2004 3. Hull 1 Stoke 1 - Aug 2014 Possession football or long ball, no interest in troubling goalkeepers = Boooooooooooring! PMSL. After all the shite, boring stuff your hero served up, you manage to find two of the most boring games of your life 'fortuitously' turn up in 2014! I'm surprised you put that Preston game in your list. *chuckle* OS. Edit for Daftbugger. Ithought you'd like that We are a dull shot shy outfit with an ultra cautious manager though aren't we? Two holding midfielders at home to Leicester. A cage under any other name ?
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Post by OldStokie on Sept 15, 2014 10:23:44 GMT
PMSL. After all the shite, boring stuff your hero served up, you manage to find two of the most boring games of your life 'fortuitously' turn up in 2014! I'm surprised you put that Preston game in your list. *chuckle* OS. Edit for Daftbugger. Ithought you'd like that We are a dull shot shy outfit with an ultra cautious manager though aren't we? Two holding midfielders at home to Leicester. A cage under any other name ?I know Gove said the kids have to learn Shakespeare, but I wasn't aware that he was talking about Stoke Supporters approaching the mid-life crisis. OS.
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Post by OldStokie on Sept 15, 2014 10:39:58 GMT
For a rotund Stoke Supporter approaching his mid-life crisis. (You must learn this off by heart to pass!) Momo: O Tony, Tony! wherefore art thou Tony? Deny thy subservient supporter and refuse thy name; Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love, And I'll no longer be a Capulet. Tony: [Aside] Shall I hear more, or shall I speak at this? Momo: 'Tis but thy name that is not my enemy; Thou art thyself, though not a Hughes. What's Hughes? it is nor hand, nor foot, Nor arm, nor face, nor any other part Belonging to a man. O, be some other name! What's in a name? that which we call a rose By any other name would smell as sweet; So Tony would, were he not Tony call'd, Retain that dear perfection which he owes Without that title. Tony, doff thy name, And for that name which is no part of thee Take all myself. Tony: I take thee at thy word: Call me but love, and I'll be new baptized; Henceforth I never will be Tony. I will be called: The Cage Creator! And let none dare emulate my creation! OS.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2014 10:41:45 GMT
Nothing wrong with a cage. The problem comes when you try to unlock it with a brick.
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Post by sheikhmomo on Sept 15, 2014 10:50:08 GMT
For a rotund Stoke Supporter approaching his mid-life crisis. (You must learn this off by heart to pass!) Momo: O Tony, Tony! wherefore art thou Tony? Deny thy subservient supporter and refuse thy name; Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love, And I'll no longer be a Capulet. Tony: [Aside] Shall I hear more, or shall I speak at this? Momo: 'Tis but thy name that is not my enemy; Thou art thyself, though not a Hughes. What's Hughes? it is nor hand, nor foot, Nor arm, nor face, nor any other part Belonging to a man. O, be some other name! What's in a name? that which we call a rose By any other name would smell as sweet; So Tony would, were he not Tony call'd, Retain that dear perfection which he owes Without that title. Tony, doff thy name, And for that name which is no part of thee Take all myself. Tony: I take thee at thy word: Call me but love, and I'll be new baptized; Henceforth I never will be Tony. I will be called: The Cage Creator! And let none dare emulate my creation! OS. "Our doubts are traitors, and make us lose the good we oft might win, by fearing to attempt yet God has given you one face, and you make yourself another." The Merchant of Dender Act II Scene I
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Post by Kjones9 on Sept 15, 2014 10:54:02 GMT
Poison.
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Post by Mr_DaftBurger on Sept 15, 2014 11:09:18 GMT
Hahaha this thread has taken a delightful literary turn! Tries to think of some clever quote and fails! Edit: Prose by any other name would be as sweet!
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Post by OldStokie on Sept 15, 2014 11:11:19 GMT
For a rotund Stoke Supporter approaching his mid-life crisis. (You must learn this off by heart to pass!) Momo: O Tony, Tony! wherefore art thou Tony? Deny thy subservient supporter and refuse thy name; Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love, And I'll no longer be a Capulet. Tony: [Aside] Shall I hear more, or shall I speak at this? Momo: 'Tis but thy name that is not my enemy; Thou art thyself, though not a Hughes. What's Hughes? it is nor hand, nor foot, Nor arm, nor face, nor any other part Belonging to a man. O, be some other name! What's in a name? that which we call a rose By any other name would smell as sweet; So Tony would, were he not Tony call'd, Retain that dear perfection which he owes Without that title. Tony, doff thy name, And for that name which is no part of thee Take all myself. Tony: I take thee at thy word: Call me but love, and I'll be new baptized; Henceforth I never will be Tony. I will be called: The Cage Creator! And let none dare emulate my creation! OS. "Our doubts are traitors, and make us lose the good we oft might win, by fearing to attempt yet God has given you one face, and you make yourself another." The Merchant of Dender Act II Scene I OS.
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Post by thehoof on Sept 15, 2014 18:32:20 GMT
It is knicker wetting, all this gimmicks about losing two games at home and having to win 10 home games.Half the people on here would struggle to remember their own names reading this twaddle. Have you all forgotten our second season in the prem-you know the one wher we only won 7 home gamed and lost 6. It also happened to be our best points tally away from home, where in only scoring 10 away goals we managed 20 points. Stop being a bunch of Panic stricken babies and show some bottle!
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Post by Jamo on the wing on Sept 15, 2014 18:35:00 GMT
I think what Curbishley meant was:
"Well I've seen they've lost this weekend and I've looked at how much they've spent in the summer so I assume they've not signed anyone and on that basis I'll make a wild generalisation about their season."
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Post by adri2008 on Sept 15, 2014 19:19:50 GMT
Like most sides in the Premier League, we could quite easily be relegated in every season we play. There's not a great deal between the teams outside of the top 6/7. I don't think we have been complacent - the team just isn't playing particularly well but we've picked up a few points regardless. We do need to learn how to break down sides at home sooner rather than later though.
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