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Adele
Aug 17, 2014 2:37:31 GMT
Post by thevoid on Aug 17, 2014 2:37:31 GMT
I'm sticking my neck on the line here, and it is 3.30am after a 12 hour session, but am I the only one who'd 'sling one up her'*? Attachment Deleted*quote from David Attenborough, Life on Earth, 1979.
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Adele
Aug 17, 2014 3:03:02 GMT
via mobile
Post by britsabroad on Aug 17, 2014 3:03:02 GMT
Yes* *im sure there's some dirty fuckers on here who'd sling it up anything
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Post by harryburrows on Aug 17, 2014 5:43:33 GMT
ive had far worse on a late night out with no success till last orders
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Post by Deleted on Aug 17, 2014 6:57:39 GMT
By the looks of her, she could sling one up you
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Adele
Aug 17, 2014 22:07:01 GMT
Post by elystokie on Aug 17, 2014 22:07:01 GMT
Are we talking as if it's actually Adele? Or talking as if it's some random person that has that appearance? For the former it's a definite yes purely for the bragging rights If it's the latter, probably not...
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Adele
Aug 18, 2014 9:08:35 GMT
Post by Gods on Aug 18, 2014 9:08:35 GMT
It does raise an interesting question I have wrestled with for some time which is this. Is the "act" fundamentally far more enjoyable with a really fit girl rather than a below average one provided they are both roughly the same age, are not dried up and have all the requisite bits in good working order I suspect there is not a lot in and while the benefits of a really fit looking girl are very real but they mainly exist outside of the rough and tumble of the bedroom.
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Adele
Aug 18, 2014 10:27:27 GMT
Post by Staffsoatcake on Aug 18, 2014 10:27:27 GMT
3 in a bed with Adele and V. Phelps, it would have to be one fecking large bed.
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Adele
Aug 18, 2014 12:30:12 GMT
Post by harryburrows on Aug 18, 2014 12:30:12 GMT
3 in a bed with Adele and V. Phelps, it would have to be one fecking large bed. Feltz
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Adele
Aug 18, 2014 12:32:32 GMT
via mobile
Post by maninasuitcase on Aug 18, 2014 12:32:32 GMT
Nah I don't think I'll bother. Seen better looking fat lasses than her.
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Adele
Aug 18, 2014 14:36:03 GMT
Post by thevoid on Aug 18, 2014 14:36:03 GMT
Well I'm stone-cold sober now and I still would Chubby chaser and proud
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Adele
Aug 18, 2014 14:49:38 GMT
Post by dutchstokie on Aug 18, 2014 14:49:38 GMT
Dunna knock the 'plumpers' ....Ive found out through my 'research' that the more rotund the female the filthier she is....not in the hygiene stakes I might add. I got this bird in a head lock once - Pippa she was called and had the face of a porcelain doll ...beuatiful she was, but her figure was like a baked potato with 2 cocktail sticks stuck in it.......youd look at it and think ''how on earth is she standing upright" One the of the most erotic things is licking the swea.........I'll stop there !
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Post by Deleted on Aug 18, 2014 15:00:06 GMT
i think she's actually a very, very pretty lady and always comes across as a seriously good laugh who i'd happily go out on the town with.
having said that, i don't think i could handle her getting clingy, me telling her to piss off and then having to have an album written about me so it's a no!
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Post by harryburrows on Aug 18, 2014 15:16:29 GMT
she is not a bad looker and very down to earth , certainly not up herself like most of the glitterarty with only 1% of her talent
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Post by Billybigbollox on Aug 18, 2014 16:53:08 GMT
Oh yes I'd give her a very satisfying 3 minutes. Well it would be satisfying for me, not sure about old tubby, but then who cares?
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Adele
Aug 18, 2014 17:40:11 GMT
Post by harryburrows on Aug 18, 2014 17:40:11 GMT
Oh yes I'd give her a very satisfying 3 minutes. Well it would be satisfying for me, not sure about old tubby, but then who cares? are you suggesting women are supposed to enjoy it pppfffttt
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Post by Billybigbollox on Aug 18, 2014 18:00:34 GMT
Oh yes I'd give her a very satisfying 3 minutes. Well it would be satisfying for me, not sure about old tubby, but then who cares? are you suggesting women are supposed to enjoy it pppfffttt I recently read about a woman's erotic zone Harry. The clematis or something.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 18, 2014 18:03:25 GMT
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Adele
Aug 18, 2014 18:06:57 GMT
Post by harryburrows on Aug 18, 2014 18:06:57 GMT
are you suggesting women are supposed to enjoy it pppfffttt I recently read about a woman's erotic zone Harry. The clematis or something. when was this discovered then ? must be of of those new EU directives
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Adele
Aug 18, 2014 18:34:40 GMT
Post by Linx on Aug 18, 2014 18:34:40 GMT
I think it's called the G zone, or something.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2014 11:55:59 GMT
still taking the piss for her being "tubby" lads? yes peeeeeerlease!!!
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Adele
Aug 19, 2014 12:14:42 GMT
Post by basingstokie on Aug 19, 2014 12:14:42 GMT
It does raise an interesting question I have wrestled with for some time which is this. Is the "act" fundamentally far more enjoyable with a really fit girl rather than a below average one provided they are both roughly the same age, are not dried up and have all the requisite bits in good working order I suspect there is not a lot in and while the benefits of a really fit looking girl are very real but they mainly exist outside of the rough and tumble of the bedroom. It's a very good point. I haven't had enough experience to comment from an informed position, but suspect if anything the slightly larger girl might be better, because she hasn't got knock out looks to rely on so has to put a bit more effort into other area's in order to keep her fella happy
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Adele
Aug 19, 2014 12:50:00 GMT
Post by dutchstokie on Aug 19, 2014 12:50:00 GMT
It does raise an interesting question I have wrestled with for some time which is this. Is the "act" fundamentally far more enjoyable with a really fit girl rather than a below average one provided they are both roughly the same age, are not dried up and have all the requisite bits in good working order I suspect there is not a lot in and while the benefits of a really fit looking girl are very real but they mainly exist outside of the rough and tumble of the bedroom. It's a very good point. I haven't had enough experience to comment from an informed position, but suspect if anything the slightly larger girl might be better, because she hasn't got knock out looks to rely on so has to put a bit more effort into other area's in order to keep her fella happy This...coupled with the fact that they sub-consciously know it might be their last seeing to for a while so they 'put their back into it' so to speak..... Just call me the "baby eating bishop of bath n wells....I'll do anything to anything" !! (for all you blackadder fans out there)
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2014 12:59:12 GMT
It's a very good point. I haven't had enough experience to comment from an informed position, but suspect if anything the slightly larger girl might be better, because she hasn't got knock out looks to rely on so has to put a bit more effort into other area's in order to keep her fella happy This...coupled with the fact that they sub-consciously know it might be their last seeing to for a while so they 'put their back into it' so to speak..... Just call me the "baby eating bishop of bath n wells....I'll do anything to anything" !! (for all you blackadder fans out there) Never have I encountered such foul, mindless perversity. Have you considered a career in the church?
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Adele
Aug 19, 2014 13:00:23 GMT
Post by ihaveadream on Aug 19, 2014 13:00:23 GMT
I'm sticking my neck on the line here, and it is 3.30am after a 12 hour session, but am I the only one who'd 'sling one up her'*? View Attachment*quote from David Attenborough, Life on Earth, 1979. The chances of you doing that are extremelly remote, you really must stop chasing rainbows
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Adele
Aug 19, 2014 17:10:31 GMT
Post by ihaveadream on Aug 19, 2014 17:10:31 GMT
I've just realised, Chasing Rrainbows was another band (Shed 7?), Adele did Chasing Pavements
D'OH
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Post by Gods on Aug 19, 2014 17:17:59 GMT
I've just realised, Chasing Rrainbows was another band (Shed 7?), Adele did Chasing Pavements D'OHDon't worry, we are all too busy Chasing Pussy on here to have noticed
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Post by thevoid on Aug 19, 2014 18:17:20 GMT
I've just realised, Chasing Rrainbows was another band (Shed 7?), Adele did Chasing Pavements D'OHRumour has it that it was Shed 7.
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Adele
Aug 19, 2014 18:59:28 GMT
Post by robstokie on Aug 19, 2014 18:59:28 GMT
I'm sticking my neck on the line here, and it is 3.30am after a 12 hour session, but am I the only one who'd 'sling one up her'*? View Attachment*quote from David Attenborough, Life on Earth, 1979. Whilst im sober, then probably no. However, after 5 or 6 pints, I would be tempted. She looks like the type that would love it up the arse and I bet she would be up to trying the Boston Pancake...
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Adele
Aug 19, 2014 19:32:59 GMT
Post by dutchstokie on Aug 19, 2014 19:32:59 GMT
Ive done the '12 days of Christmas' and the "10 to 2" but never "The Boston Pancake"
Come on out with it...what is it?
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Adele
Aug 19, 2014 19:41:36 GMT
Post by RichieBarkerOut! on Aug 19, 2014 19:41:36 GMT
I wonder if she sounds like this at that special tender moment?
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