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Adele
Aug 19, 2014 20:11:48 GMT
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Post by bathstoke on Aug 19, 2014 20:11:48 GMT
I've just realised, Chasing Rrainbows was another band (Shed 7?), Adele did Chasing Pavements D'OHDon't worry, we are all too busy Chasing Pussy on here to have noticed ...But never catching...
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Post by Billybigbollox on Aug 19, 2014 20:32:28 GMT
Don't worry, we are all too busy Chasing Pussy on here to have noticed ...But never catching... I don't think you'd have too much trouble catching old lardy. Unless it was a race for the last eclair in the cake shop.
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Adele
Aug 19, 2014 20:58:18 GMT
Post by cheeesfreeex on Aug 19, 2014 20:58:18 GMT
Something quite endearing about a coy woman so obviously on top of her game. Always stunned by the quality of this early Adele stripped bare. {Metaphorically.}
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Post by daveuppercut on Aug 19, 2014 23:51:09 GMT
I like to think somewhere, Adele is asking herself how much she would have to drink, before she would shag one of them mingers off the oatcake.
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Adele
Aug 21, 2014 20:41:32 GMT
Post by robstokie on Aug 21, 2014 20:41:32 GMT
Ive done the '12 days of Christmas' and the "10 to 2" but never "The Boston Pancake" Come on out with it...what is it? A Boston Pancake is when a bloke drop anchor on his partners chest and spreads the rectum wreckage around so it somewhat resembles the shape of a pancake. Finally, he adds his own personal syrup to complete the act.
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Adele
Aug 21, 2014 20:46:25 GMT
Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2014 20:46:25 GMT
I'd like to take in The Talisman , ply her with half a lager and show her my Tony Pulis autographs. Afterwards she could thrash me with a moistened wet towel.
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Adele
Aug 21, 2014 20:50:33 GMT
Post by robstokie on Aug 21, 2014 20:50:33 GMT
I'd like to take in The Talisman , ply her with half a lager and show her my Tony Pulis autographs. Afterwards she could thrash me with a moistened wet towel. She looks more like a glass of babycham and a kfc family bucket type of girl to me.
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Adele
Aug 21, 2014 20:51:55 GMT
Post by Northy on Aug 21, 2014 20:51:55 GMT
I'd like to take in The Talisman , ply her with half a lager and show her my Tony Pulis autographs. Afterwards she could thrash me with a moistened wet towel. I thought the bears paw is more your style
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Adele
Aug 21, 2014 20:58:12 GMT
Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2014 20:58:12 GMT
I'd like to take in The Talisman , ply her with half a lager and show her my Tony Pulis autographs. Afterwards she could thrash me with a moistened wet towel. I thought the bears paw is more your style Oh no.....Too many customers in there. I tend to buy a 2 ltr bottle of cheap cider and go and sit with it in the marshes singing 'Delilah'. If nothing else it frightens the fuck out of the gypos .....they rarely go out after dark.
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Adele
Aug 21, 2014 21:03:39 GMT
Post by Northy on Aug 21, 2014 21:03:39 GMT
I thought the bears paw is more your style Oh no.....Too many customers in there. I tend to buy a 2 ltr bottle of cheap cider and go and sit with it in the marshes singing 'Delilah'. If nothing else it frightens the fuck out of the gypos .....they rarely go out after dark. Some of the customers I saw in there in the summer were a delight to see, although the singers were a bit painful to listen too
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Adele
Aug 21, 2014 21:07:40 GMT
Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2014 21:07:40 GMT
Oh no.....Too many customers in there. I tend to buy a 2 ltr bottle of cheap cider and go and sit with it in the marshes singing 'Delilah'. If nothing else it frightens the fuck out of the gypos .....they rarely go out after dark. Some of the customers I saw in there in the summer were a delight to see, although the singers were a bit painful to listen too Indeed....the crumpet in there is mouthwatering and does not require butter. 5 minutes in there is equivalent to 15 years Up Anley duck. Trust me.....Ooooooeerrrrr.
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Post by Billybigbollox on Aug 21, 2014 21:37:18 GMT
I thought the bears paw is more your style Oh no.....Too many customers in there. I tend to buy a 2 ltr bottle of cheap cider and go and sit with it in the marshes singing 'Delilah'. If nothing else it frightens the fuck out of the gypos .....they rarely go out after dark. Unless they're stalking hedgehogs for supper of course.
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Adele
Aug 22, 2014 3:02:19 GMT
Post by NassauDave on Aug 22, 2014 3:02:19 GMT
I'm sticking my neck on the line here, and it is 3.30am after a 12 hour session, but am I the only one who'd 'sling one up her'*? View Attachment*quote from David Attenborough, Life on Earth, 1979. That's the eight ace talking you fool. No I would not.
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Adele
Aug 22, 2014 6:48:56 GMT
Post by dutchstokie on Aug 22, 2014 6:48:56 GMT
Ive done the '12 days of Christmas' and the "10 to 2" but never "The Boston Pancake" Come on out with it...what is it? A Boston Pancake is when a bloke drop anchor on his partners chest and spreads the rectum wreckage around so it somewhat resembles the shape of a pancake. Finally, he adds his own personal syrup to complete the act. You can keep that !!!!!
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Post by Northy on Aug 22, 2014 7:00:38 GMT
A Boston Pancake is when a bloke drop anchor on his partners chest and spreads the rectum wreckage around so it somewhat resembles the shape of a pancake. Finally, he adds his own personal syrup to complete the act. You can keep that !!!!! seconded, why would anybody want to do that ?
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Adele
Aug 22, 2014 12:33:54 GMT
Post by thevoid on Aug 22, 2014 12:33:54 GMT
I'm sticking my neck on the line here, and it is 3.30am after a 12 hour session, but am I the only one who'd 'sling one up her'*? View Attachment*quote from David Attenborough, Life on Earth, 1979. That's the eight ace talking you fool. No I would not. Yeah, I love Ace cider, can't get enough of the stuff
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Adele
Aug 22, 2014 12:36:33 GMT
Post by thevoid on Aug 22, 2014 12:36:33 GMT
A Boston Pancake is when a bloke drop anchor on his partners chest and spreads the rectum wreckage around so it somewhat resembles the shape of a pancake. Finally, he adds his own personal syrup to complete the act. You can keep that !!!!! Pissing and shitting has no place in the bedroom, it's about as erotic as your other half wearing curlers
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Post by Billybigbollox on Aug 22, 2014 13:31:34 GMT
Pissing and shitting has no place in the bedroom, it's about as erotic as your other half wearing curlers I dunno about pissing, but fair point about shitting, that's perverse.
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Adele
Aug 22, 2014 13:44:47 GMT
Post by dutchstokie on Aug 22, 2014 13:44:47 GMT
Pissing and shitting has no place in the bedroom, it's about as erotic as your other half wearing curlers I dunno about pissing, but fair point about shitting, that's perverse. Watching a lady take a tinkle is a right laugh.....At a private party years ago in a club over here and I went to the lavvie. I goes into the cubicle and Im just about to get the old boy out when the door swings open and in barges this bird from our party group... "Are ya gonna hold it for me then..?" I asks....."If you want me to" came the reply and she reaches round and grabs hold of it...BIZARRE ! As quick as a flash she says " move over I need to go"...and proceeds to hoik her skirt up ...NO KNICKERS WAHEY !!!! I thought to meself "go on son ask her" so in for a penny n all that I says" go on duck let me watch" to which, she just opens her legs, spreads the old "pitta bread" and has a slash !!!! Rayte kinky, weird, funny ,surreal all rolled into one.... Bizzarely I asked her out the week after and she told me to fuck off !!?????
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Adele
Aug 22, 2014 14:12:22 GMT
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Post by ashtonstokie on Aug 22, 2014 14:12:22 GMT
I dunno about pissing, but fair point about shitting, that's perverse. Watching a lady take a tinkle is a right laugh.....At a private party years ago in a club over here and I went to the lavvie. I goes into the cubicle and Im just about to get the old boy out when the door swings open and in barges this bird from our party group... "Are ya gonna hold it for me then..?" I asks....."If you want me to" came the reply and she reaches round and grabs hold of it...BIZARRE ! As quick as a flash she says " move over I need to go"...and proceeds to hoik her skirt up ...NO KNICKERS WAHEY !!!! I thought to meself "go on son ask her" so in for a penny n all that I says" go on duck let me watch" to which, she just opens her legs, spreads the old "pitta bread" and has a slash !!!! Rayte kinky, weird, funny ,surreal all rolled into one.... Bizzarely I asked her out the week after and she told me to fuck off !!????? Rather bizarrely almost the same thing happened to me on a DFDS ferry back from Amsterdam last year when I accedently wandered into the women's bogs pissed up.
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Post by Billybigbollox on Aug 22, 2014 14:35:07 GMT
I dunno about pissing, but fair point about shitting, that's perverse. Watching a lady take a tinkle is a right laugh.....At a private party years ago in a club over here and I went to the lavvie. I goes into the cubicle and Im just about to get the old boy out when the door swings open and in barges this bird from our party group... "Are ya gonna hold it for me then..?" I asks....."If you want me to" came the reply and she reaches round and grabs hold of it...BIZARRE ! As quick as a flash she says " move over I need to go"...and proceeds to hoik her skirt up ...NO KNICKERS WAHEY !!!! I thought to meself "go on son ask her" so in for a penny n all that I says" go on duck let me watch" to which, she just opens her legs, spreads the old "pitta bread" and has a slash !!!! Rayte kinky, weird, funny ,surreal all rolled into one.... Bizzarely I asked her out the week after and she told me to fuck off !!????? Wow a proper lady. Like big fat white lazy arse Dee off of CBB. Classy. :-)
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Adele
Aug 22, 2014 14:38:16 GMT
Post by dutchstokie on Aug 22, 2014 14:38:16 GMT
Watching a lady take a tinkle is a right laugh.....At a private party years ago in a club over here and I went to the lavvie. I goes into the cubicle and Im just about to get the old boy out when the door swings open and in barges this bird from our party group... "Are ya gonna hold it for me then..?" I asks....."If you want me to" came the reply and she reaches round and grabs hold of it...BIZARRE ! As quick as a flash she says " move over I need to go"...and proceeds to hoik her skirt up ...NO KNICKERS WAHEY !!!! I thought to meself "go on son ask her" so in for a penny n all that I says" go on duck let me watch" to which, she just opens her legs, spreads the old "pitta bread" and has a slash !!!! Rayte kinky, weird, funny ,surreal all rolled into one.... Bizzarely I asked her out the week after and she told me to fuck off !!????? Wow a proper lady. Like big fat white lazy arse Dee off of CBB. Classy. :-) Couldnt be further from the truth fella.... A real nice girl she was...which makes it even more galling when she would do that sort of thing with me and then not even have the decency to go on a date with me after Fuckin lezzas everywhere I tell thee
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Post by Billybigbollox on Aug 22, 2014 14:49:31 GMT
Wow a proper lady. Like big fat white lazy arse Dee off of CBB. Classy. :-) Couldnt be further from the truth fella.... A real nice girl she was...which makes it even more galling when she would do that sort of thing with me and then not even have the decency to go on a date with me after Fuckin lezzas everywhere I tell thee Yes I've been turned down by a fair few of them over the years mate too. :-)
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