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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2014 22:21:47 GMT
BOJAn, BOJAN, he can break a mans arm Ooh BOJAN, he can break a mans arm with his wing It's not an urban myth, I used to think it was, it was it was My mate Tozzer asked a park ranger once and he said it was true Especially if their young is threatened eatened eatened Before then I used to think it was bollocks ollocks ollocks ollocks BOJAN, oh BOJAN. Break a mans arm with your wing wing wing (Repeat) Need second verse and tune apart from that it's good to go Few people singing it in unison on match day it should sound really really sharp Whhhaaaat?? The fuck is that? :-D
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Post by slicko on Nov 10, 2014 22:28:43 GMT
Sympathy for the devil
Please allow me to introduce Bojan He's a man of goals and pace He's been around for a little while And he's nothing less than ace
And he was 'round when Harry Kane Had his moment of doubt and pain Made damn sure that Pochettino Fucked back off to white Hart lane
Pleased to beat you you weren't in the game But what's puzzling you Is the pronunciation of his name
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Post by wearepremierleague on Nov 10, 2014 22:32:48 GMT
Tuncay song is perfect and easy
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Post by marwood on Nov 10, 2014 22:39:48 GMT
BOJAn, BOJAN, he can break a mans arm Ooh BOJAN, he can break a mans arm with his wing It's not an urban myth, I used to think it was, it was it was My mate Tozzer asked a park ranger once and he said it was true Especially if their young is threatened eatened eatened Before then I used to think it was bollocks ollocks ollocks ollocks BOJAN, oh BOJAN. Break a mans arm with your wing wing wing (Repeat) Need second verse and tune apart from that it's good to go Few people singing it in unison on match day it should sound really really sharp Whhhaaaat?? The fuck is that? :-D Can't believe ive done it again. I sometimes get mixed up between BOJAN and swans
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Post by elystokie on Nov 10, 2014 22:52:53 GMT
How about using the 'Amazing Grace' tune we used to sing for Sir Jimmy? Only one word to 'learn'
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Post by yeokel on Nov 10, 2014 23:14:32 GMT
Got to be this - It was brilliant in Germany and takes about 30 seconds to learn.
Bojan is a Stokie, He comes from sunny Spain, He used to play for Barca, But Stoke is just the same, He used to love the Nou camp, But now he's at the Brit! Says Neymar's overrated and Messi's fucking shit!
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Post by davejohnno1 on Nov 10, 2014 23:25:31 GMT
Got to be this - It was brilliant in Germany and takes about 30 seconds to learn. Bojan is a Stokie, He comes from sunny Spain, He used to play for Barca, But Stoke is just the same, He used to love the Nou camp, But now he's at the Brit! Says Neymar's overrated and Messi's fucking shit! You've got it wrong yourself so clearly it takes more than 30 seconds to learn! ;-)
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Post by yeokel on Nov 10, 2014 23:36:10 GMT
Well, that's what I was singing and what it sounded like everyone else was singing. But, yeah, you're probably right.
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Post by PenkPonther on Nov 10, 2014 23:38:21 GMT
BOJAN, BOJAN, you are frequently eaten, Ooh BOJAN, you are frequently eaten by immigrants, It's not an urban myth, I used to think it was, it was, it was, My mate Tozzer asked Nigel Farrage once, and he said it was true, Because gypsies and that want to insult our Queen, ueen ,ueen, Before then I used to think it was bollocks, ollocks, ollocks, ollocks, BOJAN, oh BOJAN. You are eaten by immigrants.
(Repeat)
Oh wait shit-nabbit... that's fucking swans again.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2014 23:52:55 GMT
anything is better than
"players name" durt...dur dur dur
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Post by stokiejoeofalsager on Nov 10, 2014 23:56:12 GMT
anything is better than "players name" durt...dur dur dur Think you've got the words wrong
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Post by danceswithclams on Nov 11, 2014 0:31:41 GMT
BOJAN, BOJAN, your likeness adorns the packaging of phosphorus tipped wooden sticks.
Ooh BOJAN, you are typically used to light cigarettes and small domestic fires. Ignition is achieved by striking against a suitable surface to generate frictional heat (HEAT!).
In the seventies and eighties and even nineties you used to have brainteasers and puzzles printed on your rear. They varied in levels of difficulty,DIFFICULTY DIFFICULTY!
The puzzles always seemed to feature snooker I asked my mate Tozzer why this was and he hypothesised that it was because people pubs could associate with the game of SNOOKER, SNOOKER, SNOOKER!
THERE'S PROBABLY MORE THAN AN ELEMENT OF TRUTH IN THAT YOU KNOW (whispered)
BOJAN, oh BOJAN. Buy them during power cuts or to accompany cheap fags like Rothmans some other such shit.
(Repeat)
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Post by PenkPonther on Nov 11, 2014 0:58:29 GMT
Hey wait, this one's brilliant as well... To the tune of Y M C A Except... ... ... ... "B O J A" ! ! ! Pretty good, right?!? Easy to remember as well! We could visually spell the letters out with our outstretched arms and everything! And we could all sport fetching horseshoe moustaches, in support of discriminated-against minorities...like the gays... and Walters. Ok Ok; I'm not taking this entirely seriously any more. Bitch ain't never gettin' no song.
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Post by stokie85 on Nov 11, 2014 1:29:42 GMT
Tune of the Adams family
Du du du du, BO-JAN Du du du du, BO-JAN Du du du du, du du du du, du du du du, BO-JAN
Then start bouncing for the chorus part and repeat
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Post by danceswithclams on Nov 11, 2014 1:54:19 GMT
Some of the suggestions so far have been ridiculous. Here are a few genuine contenders:
BOJAN BO-JAN (to the tune of the Intel Inside jingle)
BO,BO,BO,BOOO,BO,BO,BO,BOOOO,BO,BO,BO-JAAAAAN (Nokia tune)
Washing machines live longer with Bojan (to the tune of the Calgon advert)
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Post by fullmetaljacket on Nov 11, 2014 3:54:17 GMT
To the hey Jude song
Na Na Na Na Na Na Bojan
Na Na Na Na Na Na Bojan
Repeat to fade.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 11, 2014 9:29:46 GMT
We're supporters of Stoke City We've seen loads and loads of styles Balls in the air and balls on the floor Hoofball, Towelgate and lots more
Our boss is Mark and he's very nice, He bought Bojan at a very low price Oh weeeee're supporters here at Stoke City....etc
Mine introduces themes around our more recent transition, plus it's got a Bojan reference. So it should win.
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Post by dirtygary69 on Nov 11, 2014 10:06:34 GMT
I can feel it coming in the air tonight, BOJAN And I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, BOJAN Can you feel it coming in the air tonight, BOJAN, BOJANNNN
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Post by slicko on Nov 11, 2014 10:33:47 GMT
I can feel it coming in the air tonight, BOJAN And I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, BOJAN Can you feel it coming in the air tonight, BOJAN, BOJANNNN The reference to coming coupled with your username makes the effort seem a little sordid
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Post by marwood on Nov 11, 2014 13:06:04 GMT
Ok, how about:--
(ten minutes of loud wailing and screaming)
One man stands up and calls for silence
enter the Speaker:-
(adopts Brian Blessed voice)
Bojans ALIVE (alive alive alive!!!!!)
cue applause from the crowd
Brian continues..
Now is the Winter of our BOJAN Beware, teams coming to the Britannia Winter is coming, and with it cometh the man BOJAN playing Poems that poets cannot grasp dreaming of skills that dreamers cannot dechiper weaving upon the loom of artistry a rare and fine tapestry of football
(followed by silence then screaming and wailing arms about and burping, jumping for exactly ten minutes)
then complete silence
It will scare the SHIT out of them
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Post by dirtygary69 on Nov 11, 2014 13:17:41 GMT
I can feel it coming in the air tonight, BOJAN And I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, BOJAN Can you feel it coming in the air tonight, BOJAN, BOJANNNN The reference to coming coupled with your username makes the effort seem a little sordid I would cover him in ectoplasmy goodness to be fair.
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Post by romojo on Nov 11, 2014 14:50:56 GMT
Ole! wins. However, since there's plenty of camp action here: Heyyyyyyyyy Bojan! Ooooooooohh Bojan! Bonus verse to impress the judges: Tell you Bojan what we're gonna do Sing a song that's just for you. Can we see you some time? Without your goals we'd surely die. And/Or/Otherwise, the chorus will do again: Heyyyyyyyyy Bojan! Ooooooooohh Bojan! Oh my.
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Post by dutchstokie on Nov 11, 2014 15:30:27 GMT
How about using the 'Amazing Grace' tune we used to sing for Sir Jimmy? Only one word to 'learn' Aye but 2 syllables is pushing it a bit....
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Post by bazzaboy666 on Nov 11, 2014 16:14:12 GMT
Bojan he's my man Can fuck my Nan Yes he can Ohhh Bojan U2 - Beautiful Day
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Post by st3mark on Nov 11, 2014 19:06:08 GMT
Oh Bojan Krkic you are the love of my life Oh Bojan Krkic I'll let you shag my wife Oh Bojan Krkic I want paella too
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Post by truered on Nov 12, 2014 10:37:24 GMT
To the tune "stuck in the middle with you"
Well we don't know why he came here thats right We must have got him a really cheap flight He goes by the name of Bojan and Lionel Messis a really big fan Crouch to the left of him Walters to the right Here i am watching the man called Bojan
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Post by dutchstokie on Nov 12, 2014 12:00:54 GMT
To the tune "stuck in the middle with you" Well we don't know why he came here thats right We must have got him a really cheap flight He goes by the name of Bojan and Lionel Messis a really big fan Crouch to the left of him Walters to the right Here i am watching the man called Bojan That can be made into a song for Diouf Well we don't know why he came here thats right We must have got him a really cheap flight He goes by the name of Biram and we know that Lionel Messi's a fan Crouch to the left of him Walters to the right Here i am stuck in the middle with Diuof I'll pick up the Ivor Novello award later yer bastards
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Post by spuddiestokie on Nov 12, 2014 12:29:26 GMT
How about:
You're just too good to be true, Can't take the ball off of you, Your skill and your flair and your touch, You will score goals, so much, And when we're pissed in the bars, We thank god that your our's, You're just too good to be true, Bojan, he loves City too, De de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de, OH BOJAN KRKIC, yes he'll score past you, Oh Bojan Krkic, he hates yamyams too, Oh Bojan Krkic, He's Stoke through and through!
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Post by mightyone on Nov 12, 2014 13:16:42 GMT
Got to be this - It was brilliant in Germany and takes about 30 seconds to learn. Bojan is a Stokie, He comes from sunny Spain, He used to play for Barca, But Stoke is just the same, He used to love the Nou camp, But now he's at the Brit! Says Neymar's overrated and Messi's fucking shit! You've got it wrong yourself so clearly it takes more than 30 seconds to learn! ;-) Come on lads IAM with Dave on this one, it has to be this. As stated its dead easy to learn and very catchy. Let's have it loud and proud when the dingle in reads come to town on the 22nd.
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Post by stokiejoe on Nov 12, 2014 13:26:25 GMT
Never thought songs work, too complex What is needed if anything is a good chant.
An old example was oh jimmy jimmy jimmy greenhoff
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