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Post by Deleted on Aug 8, 2014 11:22:39 GMT
Ooooh bojan is a stokie, He signed from sunny Spain, He used to play for Barca, But Stoke is just the same, He used to love the Nou Camp But now he loves The Brit, Since suarez gone to barca He's scared of getting bit That's better and funnier. I know I'll be in a minority here and my language is generally terrible but there's just something overly about swearing in songs imo. Why not just carry on singing 'Steve Bruce is a wanker with a big fat fucking head' Always makes me smile and can be sung with venom. That'd be class!! The suarez bit sounds like it should be the 3rd and 4th lines, and the Steve Bruce line is probably the funniest line ever to be recited at a football ground, anywhere in the world, ever
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Post by s7oke on Aug 8, 2014 17:26:52 GMT
To the tune of rawhide Bojan Bojan Bojan Bojan Bojan Bojan Bojan Bojan Bojan Boooooooojjjjjjjjjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnn How about adapting my original one above To the tune of rawhide Bojan Bojan Bojan Bojan Bojan Bojan Bojan Bojan Bojan Boooooooojjjjjjjjjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnn He scores loads of goals for City.... Cos he's better than his mate Messi...... Bojan Bojan Bojan Boooooooojjjjjjjjjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnn We gotta decide on somet lads!!!!
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Post by burtknackerache on Aug 8, 2014 19:13:44 GMT
Bojan is a stokie, He came from catalan, He'll tear you a new arsehole, Just because he can, He used to eat paella, But now it makes him sneeze, Cos he loves his fuckin oatcakes, With bacon/sausage/cheese
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Post by ashleyscfc on Aug 8, 2014 19:18:21 GMT
That's brilliant
After singing this song, as Bojan cannot speak English, I think we should finish off with a rendition of -
Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole, Bojan, Bojan Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole, Bojan, Bojan Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole, Bojan, Bojan Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole, Bojan, Bojan
(Scarfs being waved, Stoke tops off and being waved by all of the larger folk in the boothen, this will make him feel loved....)
Also, as certain areas of the ground cannot swear, it will give them a song to sing completely, and even Block 19 will know all of the words. Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole, Bojan, Bojan Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole, Bojan, Bojan Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole, Bojan, Bojan Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole, Bojan, Bojan (Scarfs being waved, Stoke tops off and being waved by all of the larger folk in the boothen, this will make him feel loved....)
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Post by ashleyscfc on Aug 8, 2014 19:21:45 GMT
Bojan is a stokie, He came from catalan, He'll tear you a new arsehole, Just because he can, He used to eat paella, But now it makes him sneeze, Cos he loves his fuckin oatcakes, With bacon/sausage/cheese Better than the other one!
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Post by daveypotter on Aug 8, 2014 20:14:59 GMT
Bojan is a stokie, He came from catalan, He'll tear you a new arsehole, Just because he can
Roma, Milan, Ajax Was just a stepping stone Coz now he is a potter And he feels right at home
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Post by VolvicStokie on Aug 8, 2014 20:47:44 GMT
Ole Ole Ole Ole Bojannnnnnnnnnn Bojannnnnnnnnnn
Is an absolute... Fucking must! Even the block 19 fucktards can't bollocks that up.
Brilliant!
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Post by Ursemboy on Aug 8, 2014 21:02:36 GMT
Ole Ole Ole Ole Bojannnnnnnnnnn Bojannnnnnnnnnn Is an absolute... Fucking must! Even the block 19 fucktards can't bollocks that up. Brilliant! Fantastic and probably the easiest one. Go West by the Pet Shop Boys would be good as well. Bojannnn (Add words) etc etc etc Just need words adding.
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Post by marwood on Aug 8, 2014 21:50:26 GMT
Etc etc etc etc BOJAN etc etc etc Just needs words tune sense of humour and new thread
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Post by VolvicStokie on Aug 8, 2014 21:57:56 GMT
Etc etc etc etc BOJAN etc etc etc Just needs words tune sense of humour and new thread<br/>
Had a bad day or are you just a permanent miserable bastard?
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Post by stayingupforalasrimmed on Aug 9, 2014 7:48:59 GMT
He's got another confession to make he loves Stoke Everyone's got to try oatcakes including you Would you want to resist or be abused Cause Bojan's taking the piss right out of you
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Post by mosquito on Aug 9, 2014 7:58:39 GMT
To blue moon
Booojjjaaann he's gonna skin his man Just because he can That's why we love bojan
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Post by ashleyscfc on Aug 9, 2014 8:55:16 GMT
Bo-yaannn, We saw you standing alone, Look out when hes going to start, Look out when hes in the zone.
Bo-yaannn, You know the boothen will roar, Just when you pick up the ball, We know youre going to score.
Not as good as in my head...
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Post by burtknackerache on Aug 9, 2014 9:12:59 GMT
Bojan is a stokie, He's magic on the ball, He'll prod through your defences, Just like stuart hall, He sleeps with muniesa, In a garden shed, Steve bruce is a wanker, With a big fat fuckin head
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Post by ashleyscfc on Aug 9, 2014 9:20:04 GMT
Tune: Pet Shop Boys - Go West
Together, We will win away Together, Go to watch him play, Together, Hes a potter now, Together, We're just not sure how.
Bo-yann, he's got loads of flair, Bo-yann, you dont have a prayer. Bo-yann, And you know its true, Bo-yann, you know he's gonna score a few.
Shortened it a bit to make it easier to remember.
Otherwise, Ole Ole Ole Ole, Bojan, Bojsn (With scarves aloft) works just as well
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Post by Deleted on Aug 9, 2014 9:20:19 GMT
Bojan is a stokie, He's magic on the ball, He'll prod through your defences, Just like stuart hall, He sleeps with muniesa, In a garden shed, Steve bruce is a wanker, With a big fat fuckin head Stick to thinking up usernames mate,you're good at that
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Post by moult50 on Aug 9, 2014 13:45:44 GMT
Mr. Bojangles
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Post by spiritof72 on Aug 9, 2014 13:59:45 GMT
To the tune of Rawhide ..... as suggested by others :
Bojan, Bojan, Bojan, Keep 'em moving Bojan, Bojan, Bojan, Bojan .. Krkic Red and white forever, Every kind of weather, Bojan Krkic playing for our team, Bojaaaaaaaan .....
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Post by heavysoul on Aug 9, 2014 14:00:59 GMT
Pissing myself laughing at this thread .
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Post by Deleted on Aug 9, 2014 15:18:08 GMT
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Post by Sergeant Muttley on Aug 9, 2014 15:21:05 GMT
I see Danny has lost abit of weight then
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Post by VolvicStokie on Aug 9, 2014 15:32:20 GMT
Lol give up lads, we're not at a gay disco!!
Its definitely going to be Ole Ole Ole Ole! BOOOOJJJAAAAAAAN BOOOJAAAAAN!
Scarfs aloft.
End of story and thread
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Aug 9, 2014 16:21:05 GMT
I like the Go West tune.
Together, he's our man from Spain Together, we will win again Together, doing what we can Together, pleasing our Bojan
Bojan, he is hard as rock Bojan, I would suck his cock Bojan, We'd all do the same Bojan, until he pops, like warm champagne
Bojan, dribbling up the pitch Bojan, dribbling on my lips Bojan, his name I long to cry Bojan, just dont get it in my eye
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Post by boomboom on Aug 9, 2014 16:35:39 GMT
No limits tune
Bojan Bojan Bojan Bojan Bojan Bojan Bojan Kirkic
Repeat to fade
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Post by Deleted on Aug 9, 2014 19:47:41 GMT
No limits tune Bojan Bojan Bojan Bojan Bojan Bojan Bojan Kirkic Repeat to fade Just...no
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Post by Harbey 'Oss on Aug 12, 2014 22:00:43 GMT
What are your thoughts on this one lads, to the tune of "My Old Man's a Dustmen"......
Oh Bojan is a Stokie, He wears a Stokie hat, He wears the Stokie colours, and he lives in a Penkhull flat.
He looks a proper striker, When he's about to score, And he gets really exited When he hears the Boothen roar.
Repeat between 30-40 times!
Hope you like it!
Ju
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Post by Deleted on Aug 13, 2014 0:44:32 GMT
Not bad Harbey. But I have already penned 2 sure fire classics.
" Bojan Bojan give us a wave, Bojan Give us a wave"
And:- "Theres only 1 Bojan Kricic, One Bojan Kricic, We're walking along, Singing our song, Walking in a Bojan Wonderland."
How fucking good am I......
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Post by amershamstokie1234 on Aug 13, 2014 6:48:50 GMT
Wake me up when September ends Bojan
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Post by Deleted on Aug 13, 2014 7:20:24 GMT
What are your thoughts on this one lads, to the tune of "My Old Man's a Dustmen"...... Oh Bojan is a Stokie, He wears a Stokie hat, He wears the Stokie colours, and he lives in a Penkhull flat. He looks a proper striker, When he's about to score, And he gets really exited When he hears the Boothen roar. Repeat between 30-40 times! Hope you like it! Ju He's moving to Prestbury, I'm not prepared to lie even through the medium of song....
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Post by stokeloyal on Aug 13, 2014 10:06:20 GMT
He's moving to Prestbury, I'm not prepared to lie even through the medium of song.... First of all...stop stalking the poor lad. Secondly football songs are all about lying. "we're by far the greatest team the world has ever seen..." "there's only one Ryan Shawcross" (must be someone else with that exact name out their... "We're gonna win 6-5" (sung in the 86th minute, when you're under pressure in your own box) "Your not famous any-more" (to clubs that are known world wide...) You get my point....
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