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Post by dutchstokie on Nov 10, 2014 15:44:01 GMT
Why anyone hasnt thought of Kings of Leon "Sex is on fire" tune beats me.
It goes with ANYONE who scores:
YEAAAHHHHHHH and (insert players name here , Bojan, Arnie, Crouchie, Ryan) 's on fire "
then loads of clapping. then repeat (until you look a tit cos youre the only one doing it) then stop
Get a few thousand blasting that out and I think it would sound pretty good meself
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Post by dirtygary69 on Nov 10, 2014 15:46:21 GMT
Why anyone hasnt thought of Kings of Leon "Sex is on fire" tune beats me. It goes with ANYONE who scores: YEAAAHHHHHHH and (insert players name here , Bojan, Arnie, Crouchie, Ryan) 's on fire " then loads of clapping. then repeat (until you look a tit cos youre the only one doing it) then stop Get a few thousand blasting that out and I think it would sound pretty good meself If this happened, I would boycott Stoke matches.
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Post by dutchstokie on Nov 10, 2014 15:50:29 GMT
Why anyone hasnt thought of Kings of Leon "Sex is on fire" tune beats me. It goes with ANYONE who scores: YEAAAHHHHHHH and (insert players name here , Bojan, Arnie, Crouchie, Ryan) 's on fire " then loads of clapping. then repeat (until you look a tit cos youre the only one doing it) then stop Get a few thousand blasting that out and I think it would sound pretty good meself If this happened, I would boycott Stoke matches. Right...thats one on board, any more for any more...?
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Post by stokeylad on Nov 10, 2014 15:51:10 GMT
"hot dog, jumping frog, bojan krkic . (-: this
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Post by chellpotter on Nov 10, 2014 16:08:39 GMT
To the song dreadlock holiday
We say Bojan kricic ah oh no We love it
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Post by j3st3r on Nov 10, 2014 16:15:29 GMT
Gotta be simple so we can all remember it... And something we don't already use......
To the tune of "Hit the road jack". (Sorry anyone under 35)
We've got Bojan And don't you just know he'll score he'll score he'll score he'll score We've got Bojan And don't you just know he'll score....
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Post by st3mark on Nov 10, 2014 16:20:31 GMT
To the tune of 'this is the one' by the stone roses.
A boy consumed by fire, We all know his desire, To play in the land the game was made. Hughes signed him on a promise, Immerse us in your splendour, And show the world you make the grade.
Bojan's the one, bojan's the oooone, Bojan's the one, bojan's the one we've waited for.
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Post by Pugsley on Nov 10, 2014 16:24:31 GMT
People are trying to hard and are coming out with contrived crap.
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Post by choppyc on Nov 10, 2014 16:36:26 GMT
Has anyone else suggested re-using the short lived Tuncay song to the tune of the Bananarama song ( Na Na Hey Hey ( Kiss Him Goodbye ) ? Na Na Na ! Na Na Na ! Hey Hey BoYan It has the benefit of being one that theres no words to learn and we use to raise a good old noise level when used for Tuncay's brief run outs Hopefully doesn't come under your 'contrived' crap Pugsley ? ....I'll just call it a 'cover version'
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Post by wearestoke80 on Nov 10, 2014 16:51:29 GMT
Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole, Bojan, Bojan Accompanied by twirling scarves The winner
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Post by st3mark on Nov 10, 2014 16:55:21 GMT
To Sally cinnamon
Until Bojan I was never happy, I needed so much more Kenwyne Jones, he would frustrate me, Oh how he would bore, No more tears, And no more fears, Sent to me from heaven, Bojan Krkic, You are my world. You are my world.
Our lives are bright now you are red and white, You spray the ball, make Spurs look shite, Bojan Krkic, You are my world.
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Post by Bombus on Nov 10, 2014 16:57:13 GMT
Mr.Bojangels
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Post by st3mark on Nov 10, 2014 17:06:03 GMT
Two birds one stone.
Viva espana.
Muniesa and Bojan came from Spain, ah viva espana, They came from Barcelona on a plane, ah viva espana, And now the premier league is put put to shame, ah viva Britannia, And now my stokie lady can get laid, ah viva espana.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2014 17:16:09 GMT
Anything with more than 10 words, or more than two syllables per word, or anything cannot be clapped to, don't bother.
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Nov 10, 2014 17:34:14 GMT
Start spreading the news He's playing today I wanna be a part of it, Bojan, Bojan I'm feeling the blues, I long to be gay Right through the very arse of him, Bojan, Bojan I wanna wake up, in his bedroom, biting the sheets And find I'm having my fill, feeling it deep I'm feeling my ooze, It's melting away I want a brand new start with him, in my BOJAN We ready to sing this yet?
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Post by st3mark on Nov 10, 2014 17:37:48 GMT
Anything with more than 10 words, or more than two syllables per word, or anything cannot be clapped to, don't bother. That's the difference between our songs and those of liverpool and Manchester United. We just can't cope with anything that's got more than 10 words, more than 2 syllables, or something that can't be clapped to.
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Post by enuntio on Nov 10, 2014 17:54:23 GMT
This will probably end up being the song for bojan: Bojan is a stokie, He came from sunny Spain, He used to play for barca, But stoke it just the same, He used to love the nou camp, But now he's at the Brit! Neymar's overrated and messi's fucking shit! Nothing else. Only the final line "Since Suarez went to Barca, he's scared of getting bit" is much better This is it. There is no need to swear and it's funny :-)
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Post by trigger on Nov 10, 2014 18:00:13 GMT
Singing this to myself yesterday:
Signed him on a Friday and my heart stood still, Bojan, yan, yan, yan...Oh Bojan, oh Bojan
Can't think of anything else as a second verse
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Post by jannerstokie on Nov 10, 2014 18:06:08 GMT
10cc dreadlock holiday. Easy even for block 19! 'I don't like Krkic, yeah oh no, I love him yeah '
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Post by stokemanusa on Nov 10, 2014 18:26:50 GMT
Definitely the winner love it. Could imagine the bothen start, Bo.... jan Bo....jan! Then it turns into one side of the brit versus the other Bo... jan! Bo... jan With customary scarf waving then... ole ole ole! Ole ole ole! Then..... muni, muni,muni, ole ole ole! Ole! ole! ole!
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Post by stokiejoeofalsager on Nov 10, 2014 18:26:54 GMT
Only the final line "Since Suarez went to Barca, he's scared of getting bit" is much better This is it. There is no need to swear and it's funny :-) 1: It's completely irrelevant 2: it's grammatically incorrect 3: It's not funny So it's a no
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Post by enuntio on Nov 10, 2014 19:00:33 GMT
This is it. There is no need to swear and it's funny :-) 1: It's completely irrelevant 2: it's grammatically incorrect 3: It's not funny So it's a no Please enlighten us with the grammatically correct version stokiejoeofalsager. As for the reference to Suarez and getting bit, it was more than funny, it was hilarious :-))
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Nov 10, 2014 19:25:21 GMT
"Bitten"
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Post by enuntio on Nov 10, 2014 19:31:37 GMT
Bitten rhymes with smitten
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Post by oznmsdad on Nov 10, 2014 19:44:49 GMT
we all agree bojan is better than messi
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Post by braddamick on Nov 10, 2014 20:55:33 GMT
Diof is enough. He will score one hes got you on the run now. Diof is enough.
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Post by marwood on Nov 10, 2014 21:39:47 GMT
BOJAn, BOJAN, he can break a mans arm Ooh BOJAN, he can break a mans arm with his wing It's not an urban myth, I used to think it was, it was it was My mate Tozzer asked a park ranger once and he said it was true Especially if their young is threatened eatened eatened Before then I used to think it was bollocks ollocks ollocks ollocks BOJAN, oh BOJAN. Break a mans arm with your wing wing wing
(Repeat)
Need second verse and tune apart from that it's good to go Few people singing it in unison on match day it should sound really really sharp
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Post by Stokie Wan Kenobi on Nov 10, 2014 21:40:39 GMT
That's brilliant
After singing this song, as Bojan cannot speak English, I think we should finish off with a rendition of -
Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole, Bojan, Bojan Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole, Bojan, Bojan Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole, Bojan, Bojan Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole, Bojan, Bojan
(Scarfs being waved, Stoke tops off and being waved by all of the larger folk in the boothen, this will make him feel loved....)
Also, as certain areas of the ground cannot swear, it will give them a song to sing completely, and even Block 19 will know all of the words. As I stated before - And what has been mentioned tonight on the other thread - as he doesn't speak muck English, and it is easy to sign - the above please
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2014 21:55:41 GMT
Can't believe this thread as gone on for so long, trust me when I say v burnley the whole ground will be singing along to this scfc fans classic.....
Der der der der bojan krkic Der der der der bojan krkic....
And repeat!
Also repeat for -
Ryan shawcross Victor Moses Phil Bardsley Marc Wilson Muniesa
And whoever else's name will fit!!
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Post by bayernoatcake on Nov 10, 2014 22:02:48 GMT
B O J A N
to the tune of D I S C O.
That's all I've got.
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