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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2014 11:40:23 GMT
The nation that is : -
Gods honest truth
just now
Ok I'm no spring chicken, taken an overdue day off work today
walking my little bichon frise just now - went past the local Thelwall infants school - kiddies on their lunchtime play - in their playground.
I paused to watch a bunch of little lads having an impromptu kick bout - socks around their ankles tear arsing around - chasing a small ball in a pack form, end to end of a small playground (just like we all did) then :-
a female teacher marches across, screaming at them
'no football --- NO FOOTBALL - NO FOOTBALL! !!!'
and they stop - well and truly shocked from playing a game that's apparently 'not allowed' these-days
health and safety ? - school rules
WTF ?????
This countrys completely lost the fucking plot
and - I despair I really do
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Post by Lakeland Potter on Jun 24, 2014 11:46:29 GMT
There are probably too many men, who claim to have red blood in their veins, walking Bichon Frise dogs these days. The country will never regain its proper position in the world until more men start taking proper dogs for walks.  |
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Post by GeneralFaye on Jun 24, 2014 11:47:22 GMT
That's exactly the reason we are shit at defending long balls  |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2014 11:48:47 GMT
Amazing little dogs - more personailty per pound than all these blokey dogs with tiny brains all put together, specialising in big balls and massive heads that are more often than not- thick as fucking hammers
(like their owners you can often observe)
quite able to eat your older uncle and / or, rip grand kids faces off whilst you nip out to the corner shop too
no thanks !
not the point of the op anyways
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Post by block27row27 on Jun 24, 2014 11:49:06 GMT
Had it the same when I was in middle school. The ball hit one obese girl on the back and it was banned for the rest of the year. It's a load of old bollocks, it really is. We were instead told to go and join the 'gardening club'. My response landed me in a little bit of hot water, however such a suggestion deserved to be condemned.
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Post by CrazyPotter on Jun 24, 2014 11:55:04 GMT
Had it the same when I was in middle school. The ball hit one obese girl on the back and it was banned for the rest of the year. It's a load of old bollocks, it really is. We were instead told to go and join the 'gardening club'. My response landed me in a little bit of hot water, however such a suggestion deserved to be condemned. Had a similar experience. A girls PE session ran over into lunchtime one afternoon. As they all went running across the yard, we were making our way towards the fields with the ball. A mate of mine then grabbed the ball and said 'watch this'. He turned, dropped the ball, and then absolutely smashed a half volley about 30 yards that smacked the fat girl at the back. She went flying... I ain't proud, but *kinnell*, it was funny. |
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Post by santy on Jun 24, 2014 11:56:44 GMT
Back in the day at school, I was fairly prolific for hitting lasses with the ball - yet always unintentionally. Always side on in the face, never any where else.
I seem to remember steaming into one girl as well, head down and running down the pitch one day at lunch and then my head hit something. She had the blackest eye I had ever seen after that for a good 3/4 weeks.
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Post by thevoid on Jun 24, 2014 11:59:09 GMT
I
agree
with the
OP
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Post by block27row27 on Jun 24, 2014 12:07:25 GMT
Had it the same when I was in middle school. The ball hit one obese girl on the back and it was banned for the rest of the year. It's a load of old bollocks, it really is. We were instead told to go and join the 'gardening club'. My response landed me in a little bit of hot water, however such a suggestion deserved to be condemned. Had a similar experience. A girls PE session ran over into lunchtime one afternoon. As they all went running across the yard, we were making our way towards the fields with the ball. A mate of mine then grabbed the ball and said 'watch this'. He turned, dropped the ball, and then absolutely smashed a half volley about 30 yards that smacked the fat girl at the back. She went flying... I ain't proud, but *kinnell*, it was funny. We always used to aim for this one fat and ugly dinner lady, she was bitter as owt too. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2014 12:13:38 GMT
There are probably too many men, who claim to have red blood in their veins, walking Bichon Frise dogs these days. The country will never regain its proper position in the world until more men start taking proper dogs for walks. Correct... men owning Bichon fucking Frises are tearing the heart and sole out of our beloved game. You'd never see players like Smith, Matthews, Hudson with dogs like that |
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Post by dirtygary69 on Jun 24, 2014 12:17:04 GMT
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Post by Lakeland Potter on Jun 24, 2014 12:20:20 GMT
There are probably too many men, who claim to have red blood in their veins, walking Bichon Frise dogs these days. The country will never regain its proper position in the world until more men start taking proper dogs for walks. Correct... men owning Bichon fucking Frises are tearing the heart and sole out of our beloved game. You'd never see players like Smith, Matthews, Hudson with dogs like that It might help if the Kennel Club actually renamed them "Bichon Fucking Frises" - I feel a letter to The Times coming on!  |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2014 12:21:27 GMT
Correct... men owning Bichon fucking Frises are tearing the heart and sole out of our beloved game. You'd never see players like Smith, Matthews, Hudson with dogs like that It might help if the Kennel Club actually renamed them "Bichon Fucking Frises" - I feel a letter to The Times coming on! and come with a free certificate of gayness |
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Post by PotteringThrough on Jun 24, 2014 12:31:51 GMT
Back in the day at school, I was fairly prolific for hitting lasses with the ball - yet always unintentionally. Always side on in the face, never any where else. I seem to remember steaming into one girl as well, head down and running down the pitch one day at lunch and then my head hit something. She had the blackest eye I had ever seen after that for a good 3/4 weeks. Quite "The Player" were you back at school?  |
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Post by santy on Jun 24, 2014 12:35:49 GMT
Back in the day at school, I was fairly prolific for hitting lasses with the ball - yet always unintentionally. Always side on in the face, never any where else. I seem to remember steaming into one girl as well, head down and running down the pitch one day at lunch and then my head hit something. She had the blackest eye I had ever seen after that for a good 3/4 weeks. Quite "The Player" were you back at school? If only, its littered with "You daft cunt, how did you not realise" moments between ages 14 and 16 lol. |
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Post by terrorofturfmoor on Jun 24, 2014 12:39:18 GMT
Health and safety has gone totally ridiculous due this "CLAIMS" culture we now live in, created by these greedy claim firms......telling us we can claim for this, claim for that and claim for the least little thing..........trouble is, people are moaning about the ridiculousness of health and safety, but are happy to jump on the band wagon if it means making a quick buck!!!! That's my rant, thank you very much!!! |
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Post by Onneravineet on Jun 24, 2014 12:42:57 GMT
Thank goodness she stopped them! Imagine one could have grazed their knees for pity's sake!
I remember the day they banned the work of Satan that was called CONKERS! Now knuckles are safe forever throughout the land as well as eyes being free from the splintering autumn bounty of the Horse Chestnut tree.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2014 12:52:27 GMT
There are probably too many men, who claim to have red blood in their veins, walking Bichon Frise dogs these days. The country will never regain its proper position in the world until more men start taking proper dogs for walks. Indeed. I held Tony right up there next to The Messiah but this latest news comes as an incredible shock and let down. These are hairdressers dogs...FFS. You wouldn't catch me wandering the fells of the lakes with a Poncy little fucker like this in tow....oh no.! And I am unanimous. Mumf |
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Post by ihaveadream on Jun 24, 2014 12:58:33 GMT
Nothing new. In the 70s we were banned from taking balls into the playground of my junior school as the mardarses people whoose gardens backed onto the playground had all moaned to the school about balls going over their fences and into the gardens.
That's probably why we lost to Poland in 1973
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2014 13:02:25 GMT
Nothing new. In the 70s we were banned from taking balls into the playground of my junior school as the mardarses people whoose gardens backed onto the playground had all moaned to the school about balls going over their fences and into the gardens. It was okay at our school up until the teacher got stabbed with some scissors for trying to take the ball of us. After that they never bothered ....it was a free for all.! |
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Post by Paddypotter on Jun 24, 2014 13:02:54 GMT
I had a Bichon frise, got rid of it after in killed an Alsatian. It got stuck in his throat.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2014 13:21:34 GMT
Seems to be two threads going on here
all I can say is this
if Lucy gets to hear about this, she will rip your fcuking throats out
then - insist on getting her hair and nails done
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Post by Lakeland Potter on Jun 24, 2014 13:49:55 GMT
There are probably too many men, who claim to have red blood in their veins, walking Bichon Frise dogs these days. The country will never regain its proper position in the world until more men start taking proper dogs for walks. Indeed. I held Tony right up there next to The Messiah but this latest news comes as an incredible shock and let down. These are hairdressers dogs...FFS. You wouldn't catch me wandering the fells of the lakes with a Poncy little fucker like this in tow....oh no.! And I am unanimous. Mumf Actually, mumf, I have a fellwalking mate, Phil, who is also a Stokie and he takes a Bichon Frise with him on his fell walks and it copes very well with the mountains. BUT DON'T TELL TONY!
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Post by Paddypotter on Jun 24, 2014 14:13:19 GMT
Tony is right, though it's not only schools, no playing in the street, grass area's disappearing, school playing fields sold off. Of course it doesn't help kids are to busy on their phones, pads and computers. I remember when being sent to your bedroom was a punishment.
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Post by stokeramblers on Jun 24, 2014 15:02:21 GMT
But had they filled the corners of the playground in??
That's what we're all dying to know....!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2014 15:43:07 GMT
Nothing new. In the 70s we were banned from taking balls into the playground of my junior school as the mardarses people whoose gardens backed onto the playground had all moaned to the school about balls going over their fences and into the gardens. That's probably why we lost to Poland in 1973 I went to school from the mid 60's up to the end of the 70's and no ball games were allowed in the playground in any of the schools I attended so it is as you say not a new phenomena. It has no bearing on our national teams performances |
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Post by Northy on Jun 24, 2014 15:48:55 GMT
That's not too far off a resemblance |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2014 16:39:46 GMT
Seems to be two threads going on here all I can say is this if Lucy gets to hear about this, she will rip your fcuking throats out then - insist on getting her hair and nails done Does she get them done at the same time as you? |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2014 19:26:31 GMT
Im bald actually - shaved head - about 5ft 10 - stocky - thick set, tend not to go to the hairdressers
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2014 19:33:39 GMT
Nice work Tone. Standing outside a school with one of these on your arms and living to tell the tale. I'm impressed.  |
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