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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2014 19:41:36 GMT
aww - looks just like Lucy
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Post by Mr_DaftBurger on Jun 24, 2014 19:46:34 GMT
That's not too far off a resemblance It's a fucking poodle! I bet you have lobby and call it beef bourguignon!!
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Post by numpty40 on Jun 24, 2014 20:35:04 GMT
What's this Nation coming to when people buy foreign dogs, should be banned. What's wrong with a good old British Bulldog?
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Post by rawli on Jun 24, 2014 21:13:18 GMT
What's this Nation coming to when people buy foreign dogs, should be banned. What's wrong with a good old British Bulldog? Prices are over inflated for English dogs. Much better value if you go for a foreign breed. Uruguayan ones tend to be a bit snappy though.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2014 21:21:42 GMT
What's this Nation coming to when people buy foreign dogs, should be banned. What's wrong with a good old British Bulldog? Prices are over inflated for English dogs. Much better value if you go for a foreign breed. Uruguayan ones tend to be a bit snappy though. Meanwhile the little old Stoke on Trent dogs have three legs, and are thankful for at least having two of them.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2014 21:22:44 GMT
What's this Nation coming to when people buy foreign dogs, should be banned. What's wrong with a good old British Bulldog? They're very expensive (£2000+) and many suffer from genetic cross breeding issues to conform with kennel club standards....
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Post by Sergeant Muttley on Jun 24, 2014 21:25:36 GMT
The nation that is : - Gods honest truth just now Ok I'm no spring chicken, taken an overdue day off work today walking my little bichon frise just now - went past the local Thelwall infants school - kiddies on their lunchtime play - in their playground. I paused to watch a bunch of little lads having an impromptu kick bout - socks around their ankles tear arsing around - chasing a small ball in a pack form, end to end of a small playground (just like we all did) then :- a female teacher marches across, screaming at them 'no football --- NO FOOTBALL - NO FOOTBALL! !!!' and they stop - well and truly shocked from playing a game that's apparently 'not allowed' these-days health and safety ? - school rules WTF ????? This countrys completely lost the fucking plot and - I despair I really do I'd of thought nowadays all the boys would be holding hands and wanting to become new Louis Spence or Anthony Cotton
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2014 21:38:23 GMT
This has been quite an entertaining post! England had no bite up front, but Uruguay certainly have. They are certainly not toothless, and they CROWNED! It with a goal! I'll get my coat!
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Post by ianstokie on Jun 24, 2014 21:47:39 GMT
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Post by mailman44 on Jun 24, 2014 22:09:27 GMT
That's not too far off a resemblance To a Bichon Frise or a mardy arse Oatcaker?
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Post by mrcoke on Jun 24, 2014 22:35:30 GMT
Had it the same when I was in middle school. The ball hit one obese girl on the back and it was banned for the rest of the year. It's a load of old bollocks, it really is. We were instead told to go and join the 'gardening club'. My response landed me in a little bit of hot water, however such a suggestion deserved to be condemned. Seems to me English football went to the dogs, when schools stopped keeping boys and girls play grounds separate as was the case at Ellison Street in my day.
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Post by muglump on Jun 24, 2014 22:37:49 GMT
Nothing new. In the 70s we were banned from taking balls into the playground of my junior school as the mardarses people whoose gardens backed onto the playground had all moaned to the school about balls going over their fences and into the gardens. It was okay at our school up until the teacher got stabbed with some scissors for trying to take the ball of us. After that they never bothered ....it was a free for all.! did you go to thistley hough as well then?
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Post by danceswithclams on Jun 25, 2014 2:32:39 GMT
Many suffer from genetic cross breeding issues Well stop fucking them then.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 25, 2014 6:46:28 GMT
Many suffer from genetic cross breeding issues Well stop fucking them then. You cunt, I was slurping my coffee when I read that! The key word being 'was'
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Post by nott1 on Jun 25, 2014 9:38:07 GMT
Looks like a poodle to me!
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Post by dirtygary69 on Jun 25, 2014 9:42:05 GMT
So does your mum.
BANTER
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Post by jimmygscfc on Jun 25, 2014 10:17:55 GMT
Had it the same when I was in middle school. The ball hit one obese girl on the back and it was banned for the rest of the year. It's a load of old bollocks, it really is. We were instead told to go and join the 'gardening club'. My response landed me in a little bit of hot water, however such a suggestion deserved to be condemned. Why mention that she was, in your opinion, obese. Did it matter less?
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Post by jimmygscfc on Jun 25, 2014 10:19:53 GMT
Had it the same when I was in middle school. The ball hit one obese girl on the back and it was banned for the rest of the year. It's a load of old bollocks, it really is. We were instead told to go and join the 'gardening club'. My response landed me in a little bit of hot water, however such a suggestion deserved to be condemned. Had a similar experience. A girls PE session ran over into lunchtime one afternoon. As they all went running across the yard, we were making our way towards the fields with the ball. A mate of mine then grabbed the ball and said 'watch this'. He turned, dropped the ball, and then absolutely smashed a half volley about 30 yards that smacked the fat girl at the back. She went flying... I ain't proud, but *kinnell*, it was funny. You and block 27 obviously have a similar sense of humour.
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Post by block27row27 on Jun 25, 2014 10:24:52 GMT
Had it the same when I was in middle school. The ball hit one obese girl on the back and it was banned for the rest of the year. It's a load of old bollocks, it really is. We were instead told to go and join the 'gardening club'. My response landed me in a little bit of hot water, however such a suggestion deserved to be condemned. Why mention that she was, in your opinion, obese. Did it matter less? No, we are all equal and everybody is nice to each other At the tender age of 12/13, morals towards that sort of thing are pretty much non-existent. The fact that she hated us prior to our footballing shenanigans added to our desire to smight her with our hoof ball.
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Post by jimmygscfc on Jun 25, 2014 10:35:10 GMT
Why mention that she was, in your opinion, obese. Did it matter less? No, we are all equal and everybody is nice to each other At the tender age of 12/13, morals towards that sort of thing are pretty much non-existent. The fact that she hated us prior to our footballing shenanigans added to our desire to smight her with our hoof ball. That's alright then.
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Post by block27row27 on Jun 25, 2014 10:39:00 GMT
No, we are all equal and everybody is nice to each other At the tender age of 12/13, morals towards that sort of thing are pretty much non-existent. The fact that she hated us prior to our footballing shenanigans added to our desire to smight her with our hoof ball. That's alright then. Very good
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Post by OldStokie on Jun 25, 2014 10:53:10 GMT
So when Tony makes a joke on here and says, "I'll put me coat on!" ... this is what he wears. OS.
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Post by OldStokie on Jun 25, 2014 11:03:36 GMT
In fact this is such a good thread that we should go lateral on it. So find a picture of a dog that suits how you see a poster. This is Daftbugger. OS.
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Post by OldStokie on Jun 25, 2014 11:06:59 GMT
And this is Forny. OS.
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Post by block27row27 on Jun 25, 2014 11:13:37 GMT
Take your pick, it could be several posters
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Post by Deleted on Jun 25, 2014 11:41:43 GMT
I must say, I'm really glad that for once, we're 1.5 pages in to a thread and it is still on topic with the OP
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Post by Northy on Jun 25, 2014 11:48:16 GMT
That's not too far off a resemblance It's a fucking poodle! I bet you have lobby and call it beef bourguignon!! I was on about to ukyestony
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Post by Northy on Jun 25, 2014 11:49:45 GMT
That's not too far off a resemblance To a Bichon Frise or a mardy arse Oatcaker? I don't know owt about dogs, but I've seen a folically challenged Stoke supporter about
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Post by Lakeland Potter on Jun 25, 2014 11:50:32 GMT
And this is Forny. OS. Spot on OS - you've captured me perfectly. My dogs of course are much more distinguished looking than I am! I've just had mine groomed - here are the before and after pictures. Before and after
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Post by daibando on Jun 25, 2014 12:05:10 GMT
It's quite telling all these sarcastic little remarks, pouring scorn over blaming this sort of thing for England's footballing deficiencies. It's self evident to me though and I completely agree with the OP. If you don't encourage a sporting/footballing culture at a young age in the school-yard...if you ban sporting competitions from taking place at school and generally encourage more feminine hobbies and interests, then don't be surprised at reaping the fruits of such non activity in the future. If children aren't encouraged to eat healthily then they'll become unhealthy. If children are not taught manners and to think of others then they will become self-centred and unpleasant adults. If children are discouraged from playing football then the country will end up with an average football team. Seems fairly obvious to me and the OP. That's the trouble with the UK. There is an unhealthy, cynical and sarcastic attitude in so many areas of life, and when people try to address such things, the mockers quickly put them down whilst being totally blind to the fact that such people are actually talking sense and exposing a lot of truth.
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