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Post by rorymscfc on Jun 19, 2013 22:18:01 GMT
Don't shoot he messenger!!!
My parents in law are currently on holiday in Marbella (where they have been going 3-4 times a year for the last 30 years or so) and went to have dinner with an old friend in his new apartment this evening. The friend (Carl) mentioned that a footballer called Dave Bentley owns the apartment directly above him & when he met him this afternoon told him he was moving to Stoke.
My parents in law are not footballing people at all & the M-I-L just dropped it into her daily text to the Missus as she thought I might be interested...
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Post by bayernoatcake on Jun 19, 2013 22:20:00 GMT
2 old cunts for the right wing. Just what we need. It has to be one or the other, considering we already have one (Pennant), Bentley can get fucked.
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Post by itsmorethanagame on Jun 19, 2013 22:45:01 GMT
Well Bentley has definitely got a bar in Marbella so no doubt owns an apartment there too.
I really hope this is bullshit.
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Post by withnall on Jun 19, 2013 22:49:40 GMT
2 old cunts for the right wing. Just what we need. It has to be one or the other, considering we already have one (Pennant), Bentley can get fucked. I find this post very offensive. Yours, Withnall (aged 79),
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Post by bayernoatcake on Jun 19, 2013 22:52:41 GMT
2 old cunts for the right wing. Just what we need. It has to be one or the other, considering we already have one (Pennant), Bentley can get fucked. I find this post very offensive. Yours, Withnall (aged 79), That was the general idea tbf.
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Post by discokaraoke on Jun 19, 2013 22:55:15 GMT
2 old cunts for the right wing. Just what we need. It has to be one or the other, considering we already have one (Pennant), Bentley can get fucked. At 28 a old cunt? A upgrade to what we have ATM!
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Post by NG4POTTERS on Jun 19, 2013 22:55:46 GMT
The most worrying thing about this post is that rorymscfc isn't the type of poster to come on here spinning a yarn
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Post by lastoftheldk on Jun 19, 2013 22:57:02 GMT
pay as you play deal would be ok
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Post by bayernoatcake on Jun 19, 2013 22:59:56 GMT
2 old cunts for the right wing. Just what we need. It has to be one or the other, considering we already have one (Pennant), Bentley can get fucked. At 28 a old cunt? A upgrade to what we have ATM! I thought he was a bit older tbf, past it would have been better. He's yesterday's man and his yesterday was five years ago. And he's not an upgrade on Pennant. And I don't particularly want him.
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Post by sheikhmomo on Jun 19, 2013 23:02:25 GMT
Another victory for 'El Carto' if true How does he uncover these gems?
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Post by digger on Jun 19, 2013 23:17:20 GMT
The only Bentley in stoke should be in the car park.
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Post by digger on Jun 19, 2013 23:18:04 GMT
The only Bentley in stoke should be in the car park.
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Post by stantheman on Jun 19, 2013 23:23:27 GMT
75 league appearances since August 2008! Makes Wilson Palacios look like a 1st team regular No fookin thanks!
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Post by discokaraoke on Jun 19, 2013 23:26:33 GMT
At 28 a old cunt? A upgrade to what we have ATM! I thought he was a bit older tbf, past it would have been better. He's yesterday's man and his yesterday was five years ago. And he's not an upgrade on Pennant. And I don't particularly want him. Got to disagree on this one,get him out of the bright lights of London into a working class area under a manager who knows him best, then i think he'll be good addition. But then again we could just stick with Michael Kightly
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Post by bayernoatcake on Jun 19, 2013 23:29:56 GMT
I thought he was a bit older tbf, past it would have been better. He's yesterday's man and his yesterday was five years ago. And he's not an upgrade on Pennant. And I don't particularly want him. Got to disagree on this one,get him out of the bright lights of London into a working class area under a manager who knows him best, then i think he'll be good addition. But then again we could just stick with Michael Kightly We could, I'd be happier with that tbf. Or even better we could sign a younger player in and rotate between that younger player and Pennant. It makes more sense at every level. Having two players in the same position who both have issues off the field and who are both drastically off form is just stupid. Having one of them is a bit daft if You ask me but fuck it he's already here so I have to live with it.
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Post by deliasmith on Jun 19, 2013 23:35:02 GMT
in August 2009 he crashed his Porsche into a lamp-post at 3am on a Thursday morning and was arrested for drink driving.
If it happens again he could borrow one of Pennant's old ones.
Actually, I looked at this post in situ, with avatar, and I realised that what we actually need in the dresing room is a fearsome geezer like <------ him over there and dozy buggers like Pennant and Bentley would soon shape up.
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Post by CrazyPotter on Jun 19, 2013 23:36:26 GMT
Well at least Pennant will have some older company whilst training with the youth team this coming season.
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Post by discokaraoke on Jun 19, 2013 23:38:32 GMT
Got to disagree on this one,get him out of the bright lights of London into a working class area under a manager who knows him best, then i think he'll be good addition. But then again we could just stick with Michael Kightly We could, I'd be happier with that tbf. O r even better we could a younger player in and rotate between that younger player and Pennant. It makes more sense at every level. Having two players in the same position who both have issues off the field and who are both drastically off form is just stupid. Having one of them is a bit daft if You ask me but fuck it he's already here so I have to live with it. Yea i agree, Nathan Redmond would be my choice without a doubt.
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Post by bayernoatcake on Jun 19, 2013 23:38:49 GMT
Conwy Borough won't know what's hit them, God forbid it involves whisky and motor vehicles!
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Post by fortressbritannia on Jun 19, 2013 23:46:31 GMT
Bentley is almost a carbon copy of Pennant, not particularly fast, doesn't score a lot, not the type to cut inside, excellent delivery though. Personally I'd prefer to go for Redmond although he's young and inexperienced at this level, he will offer us a different dimension.
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Post by Jimm on Jun 20, 2013 0:10:56 GMT
He seems a cock but this is impressive
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2013 0:21:24 GMT
Nah....
Too much of a ponce....loves his hair too much. Probably uses bathcubes too....Fuck em off...
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Post by JoeinOz on Jun 20, 2013 0:40:31 GMT
He's hugely talented. If he applies himself he could be exactly what we need.
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Post by cmc89 on Jun 20, 2013 2:19:57 GMT
He's hugely talented. If he applies himself he could be exactly what we need. Isn't that exactly the pennant situation in the same position though? If both stop firing and have tantrums, we're f*cked on the right
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Post by JoeinOz on Jun 20, 2013 3:22:01 GMT
I don't actually know why Pennant was out of favour
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Post by stokemanusa on Jun 20, 2013 4:41:54 GMT
Imo he cant be worse than what we've got... but I thimk Redmond would be a better investment if we could land him.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2013 5:59:22 GMT
Don't shoot he messenger!!! My parents in law are currently on holiday in Marbella (where they have been going 3-4 times a year for the last 30 years or so) and went to have dinner with an old friend in his new apartment this evening. The friend (Carl) mentioned that a footballer called Dave Bentley owns the apartment directly above him & when he met him this afternoon told him he was moving to Stoke. My parents in law are not footballing people at all & the M-I-L just dropped it into her daily text to the Missus as she thought I might be interested... would be good cover
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Post by Binndy on Jun 20, 2013 6:28:31 GMT
Bentley can also play midfield / second striker. Fine, if we are on a small budget. Just picture Pennant passing to Bentley or our striker.Bentley passing to our striker, this will equal a few moregoals. we need to change some of our drawn matches, from last season into wins,this season. simple effective and stoke city.It basic passing the ball that we struggle with. There we are , two players good at passing. Buy a finisher and an , anywhere across the back defender and we are improved. should become a top 10 team.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2013 6:57:26 GMT
We will end up with the slowest team in the league and a squad full of pay as you play players if this forum had anything to do with new signings. Mind you he would be good company for Butland at the hairdressers.
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Post by hollybush on Jun 20, 2013 7:00:58 GMT
Nah.... Too much of a ponce....loves his hair too much. Probably uses bathcubes too....Fuck em off... Never mind fucking bathcubes, I bet he uses Vitalis fucking nancy-boy.
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