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Post by surreystokie on May 13, 2013 16:02:37 GMT
Here's my two penneth, both recent, as it happens.
1) "I was pleased with the (Sunderland) draw against a massive club".
Massive, with the boardroom a shambles? And our failing to win against ten men and already without their three forwards?! Utterly depressing.
2) "I think we have worked hard enough now (after 5yrs in the PL)to be looked upon as an established PL side".
Great! So now the one person who does indeed still look upon us as interlopers, by praising almost every opposition club and treating any away point "as a bonus" can leave behind such negativity, next season. Thank God for that and excellent news.
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Post by Deleted on May 13, 2013 16:10:34 GMT
Last night's on Match of the Day will live with me forever.
"I watch football a lot".
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Post by bayernoatcake on May 13, 2013 16:11:53 GMT
Your #2. Here was me thinking we were established two years ago. Silly me.
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Post by thevoid on May 13, 2013 16:18:45 GMT
1. "To host Manchester City is always an honour"  2. "Our away performances have improved"  |
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Post by whereami on May 13, 2013 16:22:50 GMT
the quote from my sig line, said when we were on 34 points
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Post by lordeffinghamhunt on May 13, 2013 16:23:53 GMT
Our fans are use to Steak and chips!
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Post by thevoid on May 13, 2013 16:32:15 GMT
I never understood the steak and chips quote. I'll have steak and chips on a bog-standard Monday night.
If I'm feeling flush whilst eating out I'd probably go for seabass or monkfish.
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Post by Gods on May 13, 2013 16:36:09 GMT
Here's my two penneth, both recent, as it happens. 1) "I was pleased with the (Sunderland) draw against a massive club". Massive, with the boardroom a shambles? And our failing to win against ten men and already without their three forwards?! Utterly depressing. Yeah, dead right Surrey. I'm like you, long for the days when we used to go up to joke teams like Sunderland and give them a real belting. Oh, hang on, I just checked the numbers, we have flogged up to the North East 65 times in our 150 years and won exactly 7 times. |
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Post by bigboots on May 13, 2013 16:38:12 GMT
The hoefkens 'kiddie' quote. The Palacios will blow away in the wind comment (even though he's 3 stone overweight) the Whelan is 'the Glue' that holds our play together comment. (he must have been sniffing glue to think that!!) was it Millwall he was on about when he bigged them up by saying they were in an FA cup final a few years ago nige...even though no player who played in that game was still playing for Milwall & they were in freefall at the time.  |
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Post by geoff321 on May 13, 2013 16:38:45 GMT
" I was pleased with the Sunderland draw "
How right he was. Look at the league table, that was a vital point.
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Post by thevoid on May 13, 2013 16:40:16 GMT
Here's my two penneth, both recent, as it happens. 1) "I was pleased with the (Sunderland) draw against a massive club". Massive, with the boardroom a shambles? And our failing to win against ten men and already without their three forwards?! Utterly depressing. Yeah, dead right Surrey. I'm like you, long for the days when we used to go up to joke teams like Sunderland and give them a real belting. Oh, hang on, I just checked the numbers, we have flogged up to the North East 65 times in our 150 years and won exactly 7 times. Oh, that's OK then. How is that relevant? How many victories had Wigan recorded over Man City away from their own stadium before Saturday? What exactly have fixtures going back to the 1890s got to do with the latest match when they were severely depleted and down to 10 men? I bet the cold winter nights just fly by in your house  |
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Post by estrangedsonoffaye on May 13, 2013 16:42:56 GMT
Describing the Manchester City game as a "bonus"  |
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Post by thevoid on May 13, 2013 16:44:21 GMT
" I was pleased with the Sunderland draw " How right he was. Look at the league table, that was a vital point. It was only a vital point because you were unable to arrest a slide that had dragged us from a position of comfort after Boxing Day to the fringes of a relegation battle, Tony. It really should have been a relatively meaningless (for us) end of season fixture. Thoughts, Tony? |
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Post by whereami on May 13, 2013 16:46:56 GMT
" I was pleased with the Sunderland draw " How right he was. Look at the league table, that was a vital point. Hello again Geoffrey, you've gone quiet on the other thread. Again, and with no evasiveness about having answered it before, are you going to answer the question about whether you have any personal relationship with Pulis or his family, and why you have such a vested interest in being his personal propaganda wing? |
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Post by wrighter on May 13, 2013 16:55:04 GMT
GO ON JON  |
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Post by padders01 on May 13, 2013 16:59:17 GMT
Marc Wilson is the best left back in the country
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Post by Deleted on May 13, 2013 17:04:44 GMT
That bollocks about Bale and Ronaldo was frightening.
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Post by Stretfordpotterer on May 13, 2013 17:24:14 GMT
We want 10 goals from Steven Nzonzi next year!
Fucking hilarious, he's barely allowed over half way but apparently he's expected to score more goals next year than our whole midfield has managed this year.
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Post by thevoid on May 13, 2013 17:27:26 GMT
We want 10 goals from Steven Nzonzi next year! Fucking hilarious, he's barely allowed over half way but apparently he's expected to score more goals next year than our whole midfield has managed this year. That's more than possible under a new manager who may have the courage to let the players get in the opposition half at places like Craven Cottage. |
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Post by jimmygscfc1234 on May 13, 2013 17:28:18 GMT
'It is with great sadness that I announce my resignation as manager of Stoke City football club.'
If you say it, it will happen.
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Post by RAF on May 13, 2013 17:29:19 GMT
That bollocks about Bale and Ronaldo was frightening. This you mean Rob? It's my fave of the season as well. Deluded mofo ! H |
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Post by philm87 on May 13, 2013 17:31:54 GMT
I liked Dave Kemp's comments after Adam's debut against Wigan: 'He will soon learn our ways'.
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Post by FullerMagic on May 13, 2013 17:41:34 GMT
We want 10 goals from Steven Nzonzi next year! Fucking hilarious, he's barely allowed over half way but apparently he's expected to score more goals next year than our whole midfield has managed this year. I did chortle a bit at that. This after Whelan, Whitehead and N'Zonzi have mustered a combined 9 in their last 264 cage-bound starts. |
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Post by tybereusfirkz on May 13, 2013 17:50:55 GMT
A few weeks back he described 40 points as a successful season.
Oh.
My.
God.
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Post by dixynormas on May 13, 2013 17:52:36 GMT
Didnt he compare Shotton to Bale? i cant remember the quote, but thats one of the best ive heard.
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Post by werrington on May 13, 2013 17:56:26 GMT
1...." We need to push on to the next level "
2...." What is the next level the fans crave " ?
The bloke is a complete idiot who talks like he does not realise its about entertainment with the support ?.....of course he does though and he is just trying to deflect the criticism
Go now ffs go now
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Post by pulisdog on May 13, 2013 18:06:33 GMT
"I still class myself as young in managerial terms and still learning."
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Post by LDE76 on May 13, 2013 18:11:43 GMT
If the Stoke Board were to sack Tony Pulis, it would rank along side the infamous decision taken by Leeds United when they sacked Brian Clough. |
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Post by trickydicky73 on May 13, 2013 18:13:09 GMT
"I fucking hate Kenwynne Jones; I'm dropping him for the Swansea game just when he's playing well!"
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Post by slicko on May 13, 2013 18:15:25 GMT
"A lot people have an opinion about my
style and, yes, I do like to move the ball
quickly"
Bego, Shotts are you listening?
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