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Post by onionman on May 13, 2013 18:20:29 GMT
I never understood the steak and chips quote. I'll have steak and chips on a bog-standard Monday night. If I'm feeling flush whilst eating out I'd probably go for seabass or monkfish. Not TP, though. Steak and chips is the ultimate fancy meal for him. He goes into curry houses and vows not to eat any of that foreign muck. Usually he'll have an omelette. But every year on his birthday he'll break the bank and demand steak and chips. "But Mr Pulis! This is an authentic Indian restaurant! We don't have steak and chips!" And Pulis looks at his friend (and I mean friend) and says: "This is exactly what I've been telling you, Peter. Those fools think steak and chips grow on trees."
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Post by thevoid on May 13, 2013 18:28:18 GMT
I never understood the steak and chips quote. I'll have steak and chips on a bog-standard Monday night. If I'm feeling flush whilst eating out I'd probably go for seabass or monkfish. Not TP, though. Steak and chips is the ultimate fancy meal for him. He goes into curry houses and vows not to eat any of that foreign muck. Usually he'll have an omelette. But every year on his birthday he'll break the bank and demand steak and chips. "But Mr Pulis! This is an authentic Indian restaurant! We don't have steak and chips!" And Pulis looks at his friend (and I mean friend) and says: "This is exactly what I've been telling you, Peter. Those fools think steak and chips grow on trees." Just like Del Boy, TP can guarantee any girl he takes out "a steak meal"!
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Post by wokinghampotter on May 13, 2013 18:31:09 GMT
I am sorry but Pulis on MOTD on Sunday was saying ' I have seen a lot worse tackes than Charlie made today and no booking results.' Rightly in my opinion he was booked for both tackles.
What did Pulis do. Simply try and defend. Spurs took over.
What did we do at Sunderland when they were reduced to 10 men! We were incredibly negative and there was no will to go and win the game! How Pulis thought it was a good point I do not know. However I would have taken a point there 3 or so weeks ago!
The other quote I despair at is ' our away performances have been our best in the 5 years of playing in the Premier Leauge. We have just not had the luck.' What game does he watch. I have only witnessed 6 away games. I consider myself fortunate as I have only seen 1 defeat and that was at Fulham where we were simply awful! Draws at Reading, we should have won, poor substituitions made, Draw at West Ham, fair result as we were battered in the second half. Liverpool away good point and fair result, WBA a win. Fair result as WBA were porr and we were a little better. Palace in the FA Cup. Poor performance against Champoinship opposition. Fulham defeat. Shocking performance against a team who there for the taking! Away performaces improved???
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Post by sheikhmomo on May 13, 2013 18:31:54 GMT
"I don't care what those ungrateful dappy nimrods on the Oatcake say, we'll stay up'
Basically he could recite the alphabet and you'd get 'outraged of Cliffe Vale' wetting his knickers on here or the Sentinel or moan and bastard mogadon.
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Post by werrington on May 13, 2013 18:35:08 GMT
"I don't care what those ungrateful dappy nimrods on the Oatcake say, we'll stay up' I have never heard him say that momo I have heard him say that " fans are entitled to their opinion " though ....
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Post by onionman on May 13, 2013 18:39:38 GMT
I reckon that's true Void.
It's one of his more forgivable quirks, though, especially as it probably stems from his childhood in that one-bedroom terraced house in Newport, fighting over a Happy Shopper tin of beans with his 16 brothers and 11 sisters.
"One time my brother nicked a tin of the good stuff - Heinz," recalled Pulis. "We saved them until cup final day. And what a feast it was."
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Post by LDE76 on May 13, 2013 18:40:13 GMT
I never understood the steak and chips quote. I'll have steak and chips on a bog-standard Monday night. If I'm feeling flush whilst eating out I'd probably go for seabass or monkfish. Not TP, though. Steak and chips is the ultimate fancy meal for him. He goes into curry houses and vows not to eat any of that foreign muck. Usually he'll have an omelette. But every year on his birthday he'll break the bank and demand steak and chips. "But Mr Pulis! This is an authentic Indian restaurant! We don't have steak and chips!" And Pulis looks at his friend (and I mean friend) and says: "This is exactly what I've been telling you, Peter. Those fools think steak and chips grow on trees." I've heard he will dabble with foreign food, but only after he's read a thousand reviews of the restaurant and Dave Kemp has scouted the ingredients personally in their country of origin.
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Post by onionman on May 13, 2013 18:53:21 GMT
Not TP, though. Steak and chips is the ultimate fancy meal for him. He goes into curry houses and vows not to eat any of that foreign muck. Usually he'll have an omelette. But every year on his birthday he'll break the bank and demand steak and chips. "But Mr Pulis! This is an authentic Indian restaurant! We don't have steak and chips!" And Pulis looks at his friend (and I mean friend) and says: "This is exactly what I've been telling you, Peter. Those fools think steak and chips grow on trees." I've heard he will dabble with foreign food, but only after he's read a thousand reviews of the restaurant and Dave Kemp has scouted the ingredients personally in their country of origin. At least Pulis allowed Kemp to bring home his bizarre discoveries from greasy spoon cafes in the far corners of Latin America, even if he refused to eat them. Lindsay Parsons will remind you he discovered the potato years before Walter Raleigh, only for Tone to say it was too expensive.
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Post by redwhite on May 15, 2013 12:13:22 GMT
His excuse for losing to Man City has got to be up there. "There was £220 million difference"
Also his recent reflections upon the 'next level', where he deemed it impossible because "finance comes into it" - summing up his deluded nature and inability to take the blame for anything.
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Post by BuzzB on May 15, 2013 12:36:50 GMT
"Michael Owen has been an absolutely fantastic signing for this football club, we hope he can play a massive part in the last 9 games"
Pulis, March 2013.
Absolute pisser!!!
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Post by hippyboy on May 15, 2013 12:50:41 GMT
"And what position do you THINK you play best in?"
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Post by ihaveadream on May 15, 2013 12:55:51 GMT
"Sensible supporters are happy"
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Post by thestatusquo on May 15, 2013 13:05:38 GMT
"I have no problem with Jermaine Pennant"
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Post by Kjones9 on May 15, 2013 13:08:45 GMT
"What username could I create that wouldn't get rumbled? I've got it, Geoff!!!"
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Post by borat on May 15, 2013 13:30:39 GMT
" We hope Steven can score 10 goals next season" hmmmm he's had about 10 shots ALL season because of the cage.
" Marc Wilson is one of the best left backs in the Premiership"
" Arsenal, Man City, Man Utd etc bonus game"
" We play some good stuff at times" on match of the day 2 hahahahahaha
" The sensible ones anyway Nige" Don't you mean the brainwashed fans?
" Ask any of the lads they will have John as the first name on the team sheet" Walters plays his 7373773 game on the trot and continues to be WANK.
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Post by stokiejoe on May 15, 2013 13:38:54 GMT
We hope Steven can score 10 goals next season
was the one for me, on the steak and chips theme, I have seen him in the Potters club though!
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Post by MuddyWoody on May 15, 2013 13:50:27 GMT
The "Steak and Chips" one had me tearing my teeth out.
The "Michael Owen has been an absolutely fantastic signing for this football club, we hope he can play a massive part in the last 9 games" one just beggars belief.
There are many prime examples of outright fuckwittery from TP.
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