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Post by foster on May 2, 2013 12:01:20 GMT
Only Fools and Horses XXX - a pornographic parody starring Tiny Penis, Dave kunt, Rubber Johnny Walters and Big Mama.
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Post by Timmypotter on May 2, 2013 12:17:01 GMT
Foghorn Gleghorn - Ex Stoke midfielder Nigel Gleghorn's twist on Rio Ferdinand's popular show 'Merced'. Nigel tours the country in search of his old colleagues, breaks in to their houses in the dead of night, and wakes them up with a foghorn. First to feel the force of the foghorn is his fellow Geordie, Ian Cranson. Will his knees be up to the challenge?
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Post by thestatusquo on May 2, 2013 12:38:01 GMT
6pm Star Trek. Tony Pulis searches the next "name" he can sign that will never play for the club.
7pm Tones under the Hammer. Tony is called to Peters office to explain why we've been shit for 18 months.
8pm Blakes 7 Stoke 0. Another poor away performance from the team.
9pm The "we've only got a plan A" Team. More High jinks from the management team as they still don't get it.
10pm Mis-match of the Day. Brave but determined under dogs Stoke City play another team who they simply can't complete with because of the money they've spent.
11pm You Bet (365) Tony and the team gamble with Peter Coates' cash in a tranfer deadline day bonanza.
12pm The Test Card. Often more interesting than the average home game.
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Post by thestatusquo on May 2, 2013 12:38:46 GMT
06:00-09:00 - GOOD MOURNING: Wake up and get your day off to the worst possible start as regulars on the Oatcake dissect the 1-0 loss away to Man United, which must be the worst result in the history of football and makes us a laughing stock to the rest of the country, or possibly the whole world. 09:00-10:00 - CAN'T COOKE, WON'T COOKE: Tony Pulis talks about the difficult decision to release a hard-working, mediocre striker who plays for his boyhood club. 10:00-11:00 - SKEELS ON WHEELS: After a long and distinguished career as a footballer, a 73-year-old decides that he wants to learn how to roller skate. 11:00-12:00 - WHELAN OF FORTUNE: Contestants have the chance to guess where his next pass will go, for the chance to win a signed pair of Dean Whiteheads. 12:00-13:00 - OLDFIELDS OF GOLD: Relax for an hour as we play back some great passes from the Australian maestro, set to a soothing Eva Cassidy soundtrack which will make you fondly remember classics such as his six-yard pass to Chris Short or that time he passed forward to someone, somewhere. 13:00-14:00 - STRICTLY COME DISCO DANCING: Bryan Small fills in for Forysth [Richard, not Bruce], and even tries to show the contestants a thing or two. 14:00-16:00 - CARRY ON KEMPING: Hilarious japes as an administrative error leads to an assistant manager reading out a teamsheet for two hours solid. 16:00-16:30 - THOMAS THE WANK ENGINE: Honest but bumbling defender talks about his worst games in Stoke colours, including getting sent off against Sheffield United. 16:30-17:00 - CONROY OF THE ROVERS: In the biggest game of his career, can the boy himself get Stoke off to a good start in the 1972 League Cup Final. 17:00-18:00 - STRANGE HILL: It's the first day at school for a psychotic defender, but he struggles to fit in after maiming someone for using his pencil sharper and catching the attention of the headmaster after accidentally putting his head through the PE teacher. 18:00-19:00 - KOLAR ICE CAPS: We take a look at the recent victories of Czech left-wingers in battling climate change. 18:30-19:00 - VAN DEURZY SHORE: The group are startled when an odd-looking Belgian moves into the neighbourhood. 19:00-20:00 - HUTH DO YOU THINK YOU ARE: In our most sensational episode yet, a German traces his roots back to a bear. 20:00-21:00 - LIGHTS, KAMARA, ACTION: Comedy for all the family as a manager finds himself in the wrong place, at the wrong time. 21:00-23:00 - THE LIGHTBOURNE ULTIMATUM: A Bermudan man is found lying unconscious outside the Britannia Stadium, with a three-year contract surgically inserted into his head. With severe memory loss, he must try to remember how to play football or risk being sent to deepest, darkest Sweden. 23:00-00:00 - KNOWING ME, KNOWING PUGH: In the second part of our open University course, students have the chance to probe arguably the greatest mind to have ever played for Leeds, Man United, Stoke, Preston and Sheffield Wednesday. 00:00-02:00 - LAWRENCE OF A LABIA [18+]: Raunchy film as four footballers come home to try and get some rest after a long day's training at Sunderland, but one woman has other plans. 03:00-04:00 - GASH IN THE SEX ATTIC [18+]: Ever wondered what happened to the cheerleaders that used to come on at half-time? Well they're all grown up, and here for your pleasure guys. Excellent Work.
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Post by nicholasjalcock on May 2, 2013 12:45:32 GMT
Top of The Pops......because it will take decades before people realise the crimes TP has committed!
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Post by rorymscfc on May 2, 2013 13:20:47 GMT
One Foot In The Grave: A preview of the player that Robert Huth is likely to be marking this weekend.
The One Show: Stoke City's weekly goals review.
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Post by nottspotter on May 2, 2013 13:52:40 GMT
How to look good naked:
Tone gives players a good 'dressing down' wearing only a towell
Top gear:
Pulis builds a team of players with 'good engines' but seems unable to get them out of first gear.. Whilst refusing to start others.
Pirates of pennant
A remake of the classic novel. Admiral pulis outlaws pennant the pirate and his garish chrome plated boat full of hookers and loose women
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Post by Deleted on May 2, 2013 14:05:26 GMT
I'll get me coat...
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Post by thevoid on May 2, 2013 14:13:32 GMT
Tales of the Unexpected:
Dramas with a twist. In this episode, manager Tony Pulis is sent to look for Championship players, only to return to his office to be met by a mysterious foreigner in a sharp suit sitting in his chair.
Armchair Thriller:
A highlights show featuring the Binary Sequence of 2004/5. Followed by tonight's movie, Insomnia,starring Al Pacino.
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Post by Deleted on May 2, 2013 14:16:53 GMT
Tales of the Not so Unexpected: Dramas with a twist. In this episode, manager Tony Pulis is sent to look for Championship players, only to return to his office to be met by a mysterious foreigner in a sharp suit sitting in his chair. amended for you
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Post by thevoid on May 2, 2013 14:22:50 GMT
Tales of the Not so Unexpected: Dramas with a twist. In this episode, manager Tony Pulis is sent to look for Championship players, only to return to his office to be met by a mysterious foreigner in a sharp suit sitting in his chair. amended for you Ammended again Also: Thicker Than Water A brilliant new sitcom featuring two feuding Potteries clans, the Potters and the Vale family. In tonight's episode, the Vale family come up with a wacky scam to get out of paying Council Tax, with hilarious consequences.
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Post by exeterstokie on May 2, 2013 18:11:06 GMT
stoke city 9210 pulis favourite formation
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Post by exeterstokie on May 2, 2013 18:26:14 GMT
saturday night takeway starring jon parkin has he tours all the local mcdonalds in stoke on trent
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Post by stokeramblers on May 2, 2013 18:30:46 GMT
EmmerVale
A soap following the lives of a bunch of smelly inbred bumpkins in a sleepy corner of Stoke-On-Trent.
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Post by lordeffinghamhunt on May 2, 2013 19:08:32 GMT
Mythbusters . A lively debate between the Rimming and Wank Stain communities of the club as they try to prove each others arguments wrong. Tonight's topic is Tony Pulis still the right man for the job considering that we were 10th FFS earlier on in the season
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Post by Clayton Wood on May 2, 2013 19:21:14 GMT
Ramsays Kickin' Nightmares. Resident host Ryan Shawcross interviews the Welsh midfielder, who admits lack of a balanced diet and drinking Evian insted of fluoride tap water as a child, may have led to problems later in life.
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Post by greystokie on May 2, 2013 19:50:29 GMT
Flog it: each week TP tries to offload some of the deadwood has accumulated over the last 5 years before the transfer window closes.
Week1: Wilson Palacios Week 2: Jamie ness Week 3: Glen whelan Week 4: Maurice Edu
This could be a very long series
Christmas special: Jermain Pennant
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Post by LL Cool Dave on May 2, 2013 20:56:36 GMT
Diff'rent Stokes
Comedy adventures of a Welsh Millionaire and his hard working but wayward adopted African-American son, Jon.
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Post by banburypotter on May 2, 2013 22:02:04 GMT
Thursday . 10.00am.. Have I got old news for you.
Hear the Thursday press conference from the brittannia stadium. This one off programme will be repeated for the next 38 weeks
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Post by banburypotter on May 2, 2013 22:02:34 GMT
Thursday . 10.00am.. Have I got old news for you.
Hear the Thursday press conference from the brittannia stadium. This one off programme will be repeated for the next 38 weeks
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Post by banburypotter on May 2, 2013 22:04:23 GMT
Ha. The irony of a double post
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Post by fortressbritannia on May 2, 2013 22:22:47 GMT
Question time - Join Nigel Johnson and the panel of Tony Pulis, Dave Kemp, Mark o'Connor for an hour of intense footballing debate.
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Post by bert on May 2, 2013 22:44:10 GMT
Pulis, Kamara, Action.
Alistair Stewart takes a look at archive video footage in an attempt to work out which manager oversaw the worst away performance.
Sent from my GT-I9300 using proboards
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Post by thevoid on May 3, 2013 2:03:56 GMT
Yankee Scandals
Wacky new sitcom about a pair of US teenagers trying to 'cut it' in the UK.
In tonight's episode, Brek accidentally becomes involved in an organ smuggling syndicate, with hilarious consequences. Meanwhle, back in the flat, Geoff's plans to have a quiet night in with Amy lead to a visit from a Satanic cult, resulting in several grisly murders.
Featuring guest appearance by Bernard Cribbins as the Masterbating Tramp.
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Post by RipRoaringPotter on May 3, 2013 2:13:56 GMT
DUBES OF HAZARD
Former Chelsea, Stoke City and Reading defender discusses the perils of going for a pint with Lee Bowyer, and the disadvantages of having a 50-pence head.
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Post by greystokie on May 3, 2013 4:44:59 GMT
Time Team: Tony Robinson and the gang have only 3 days to search for the remains of dinosaur Capposaurus Pulisii
Ask the family (one for the older viewers): Robert Robinson quizzes the Coates family on when TP will be getting his marching orders and who will be his replacement
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Post by metalhead on May 3, 2013 11:22:31 GMT
Wilko's Tackling Hour - A one hour lesson in brutal tackling with real demonstrations from local expert Andy Wilkinson.
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Post by exeterstokie on May 3, 2013 18:23:17 GMT
million pound drop starring peter crouch and how much weve lost on him every month this season
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Post by thevoid on May 3, 2013 18:44:56 GMT
Blue Peter:
Documentary series in which Peter Coates discusses expensive transfer flops that have cost him millions of pounds. This week focuses on Wilson Palacios, and features difficult-to-watch scenes of the Honduran midfielder falling over in a strong breeze.
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2013 19:16:00 GMT
The Running Man.
John Walters stars in a remake of the 80's Arnie/Sc-Fi classic.
John is set up by the evil TP as he tries to deflect blame for playing him in every position bar goalkeeper when better, fitter options were readily available.
John, wounded by the betrayal of his former master, has to escape from The Brit and avoid The Stalkers that TP sends to hunt him down in the ghettos of Heron Cross and Fenton. The Stalkers Dynamo (Kemp), Buzsaw (Francis), and Subzero (Coates) fail to catch John as he simply works too hard and keeps on running.....
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