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Post by stokeramblers on May 1, 2013 20:35:22 GMT
Kightrider - Michael Kightly and his talking car solve crimes on the streets of the Midlands. Michael it seems you've led us down another blind alley..
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Post by lordeffinghamhunt on May 1, 2013 20:38:21 GMT
MasterChef. A weekly show where Manager Tony Pulis shows us how to cook steak and chips!
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Post by likelyladgalizmo on May 1, 2013 20:39:01 GMT
Uruguay's got talent. Follow Dave kemp as he looks to uncover the best South America as to offer.
Brek and Geoff the new Yankee workshop. The boys show us how how to make a Georgian style bow-fronted cabinet.
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Post by bert on May 1, 2013 20:40:58 GMT
Blue Peter Crouch. Lanky ex England striker wanks himself into a blind stupor over fellow professional footballers x- rated mobile footage.
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Post by rorymscfc on May 1, 2013 20:43:53 GMT
Wilko In The Willows
A candid camera style show where our local boy hides up trees and launches two-footed tackles on unsuspecting passers-by.
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Post by lordeffinghamhunt on May 1, 2013 20:53:45 GMT
Peters Coats. Fashion. The owner reviews the latest in winter ware attire and recommends the best garments to keep fans warm in middle of winter instead of freezing there bollocks off as they sit in Brit.
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Post by bolders on May 1, 2013 20:56:47 GMT
Challenge Pulis. It's like challenge anika but every week tony has to race against time to find a left back for the club
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Post by DunnetHeadMoonraker on May 1, 2013 20:57:39 GMT
At the request of our many female supporters the film Shaving Ryan's Privates will be shown after 9 p.m.
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Post by bolders on May 1, 2013 20:58:02 GMT
Remake of the Sweeney With Huth and Ryan sorting out the dirty forwards of the league
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Post by stokeramblers on May 1, 2013 20:59:30 GMT
Born Survivor: Tuncay Sanli The Turk's journey for survival continues in Northwestern Germany's toughest forests after being forced into exile by Stoke City manager Tony Clueless. Follow his encounters with a variety of violent creatures in one of Europe's most unforgiving envioronments. Will he make it out alive? The Discovery Channel follow famous footballer Tuncay Sanli living his life in fear as he is relentlessly stalked by a well meaning 'super-fan'.
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Post by bolders on May 1, 2013 21:02:41 GMT
Born Survivor: Tuncay Sanli The Turk's journey for survival continues in Northwestern Germany's toughest forests after being forced into exile by Stoke City manager Tony Clueless. Follow his encounters with a variety of violent creatures in one of Europe's most unforgiving envioronments. Will he make it out alive? He is in turkey now with Edu
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Post by bert on May 1, 2013 21:02:52 GMT
Going for Bould. Popular Chief Executive Tony Scholes dresses up as 1980's prankster Henry Kelly in a protracted pursuit of a new first team manager.
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Post by tayterz on May 1, 2013 21:13:19 GMT
Question Time hosted by Nigel "down the left flank" Johnson. Nigel makes Jeremy Paxman look like a kitten with his sharp pointed cutting edge style of questioning This week he'll have Manager Tony Pulis squirming with his direct patter no doubt such as " how was it for you today Tony" and " it just didn't seem to drop for us today Tony"
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Post by bert on May 1, 2013 21:18:21 GMT
Tony's 30 minute deals. Much loved Stoke City boss amazes the footballing world by wrapping up transfer targets in record time.
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Post by foster on May 1, 2013 21:40:06 GMT
Fort Workaaard.
Watch the team perform a seemingly pointless set of exercises in preparation of next weeks game.
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Post by scfcbiancorossi on May 1, 2013 21:44:34 GMT
Born Survivor: Tuncay Sanli The Turk's journey for survival continues in Northwestern Germany's toughest forests after being forced into exile by Stoke City manager Tony Clueless. Follow his encounters with a variety of violent creatures in one of Europe's most unforgiving envioronments. Will he make it out alive? The Discovery Channel follow famous footballer Tuncay Sanli living his life in fear as he is relentlessly stalked by a well meaning 'super-fan'. Could be worse I suppose. Could be a Tony Pulis "super-fan".
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SCFC TV !
May 1, 2013 21:45:50 GMT
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Post by paulinespens on May 1, 2013 21:45:50 GMT
Best thread for a long time,well done lord. Gets the old grey matter thinking.
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Post by Juan Kerr on May 1, 2013 21:48:21 GMT
The Shawcross Redemption - Ryan visits prisons and attempts to use his physical presence and great leadership skills to work his way up the prison hierarchy. Begovichy and Scratchy - Asmir and scratchy the cat get up to all kinds of violent nonsense in this cartoon for kids. Kightrider - Michael Kightly and his talking car solve crimes on the streets of the Midlands. Nash in the Attic - Carlo searches the lofts of Stoke on Trent hoping to find antiques worth a fortune.. That made me piss myself fucking brilliant! Excellent thread
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Post by Beardy200 on May 1, 2013 21:52:26 GMT
Deans Righthead. A light hearted pannel based game show where midfield dynamo dean puts on different masks. Contestants then have to judge if the mask improves deans face or not. A bit like Jukebox Jury.
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Post by bert on May 1, 2013 21:58:35 GMT
Holmes under the hammer. Half time entertainment game. Involves ex local boy Andy Holmes dressing up as Tony Pulis and dodging lump hammers thrown by furious supporters in the upper tier of the main stand.
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Post by Rigpig on May 1, 2013 22:24:24 GMT
Wilko In The Willows A candid camera style show where our local boy hides up trees and launches two-footed tackles on unsuspecting passers-by.
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Post by Beardy200 on May 1, 2013 22:26:38 GMT
Mock the Weak
A weekly comedy panel show hosted by Nick Hancock where Huth, Shawcross and Wilkinson team up against Etherington, Owen and Crouch and generally take the piss at events such as, Stop This, The Battering Ram, Fetch That, Game of Throws, Chicken and Defend Till I Die. Each show will climax with a no holds barred, triple tag team cage match. The winning team get a raw steak and 1 bar electric heater for their kennel, the losing team get a hot water bottle and a phone call home to their Mum.
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Post by danceswithclams on May 1, 2013 22:29:02 GMT
Bargain Cunt Two pairs of contestants plucked from Stoke City's backroom staff are challenged to identify and purchase high quality players tainted with some sort of character flaw and then sell them on at a profit.
This week; Tony and Dave act on a tip-off from their friend Lyndsay and shell out on a red-topped forward found in Reading, whilst Peter Reid and Mark O'Connor come across a well travelled yet high value winger whilst on their annual getaway to Spain.
Presented by a permatanned and rainbow framed spectacle wearing Carl Dickinson.
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Post by Beardy200 on May 1, 2013 22:35:19 GMT
Deals on Wheels
Each week David Dickinson is joined by Jermaine Pennant where they debate who has the best tan before auctioning off the latest car found that Jermaine forgot he owned. The aim of the game is to make enough money to pay off the accrued parking tickets and towing costs.
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Post by johnsmithsupper on May 1, 2013 22:45:42 GMT
Pulis out phone in every night
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Post by bert on May 1, 2013 22:48:13 GMT
Have I Got No News for You.
24 hours a day live broadcast. To be aired during the transfer windows. Guest presented by Oatcake ITKers.
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Post by banburypotter on May 1, 2013 22:55:15 GMT
An idiot abroad. Tune in for a laugh a minute as we follow Dave kemp around the world in search of new talent, then watch as they arrive in stoke, train aaaarrrd, and then ply their trade in the lower divisions.
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Post by Fenparkpotter on May 1, 2013 23:15:09 GMT
SCFC TV Classic:
Have I Got Pughs For You - budding students writing their dissertations must decide which of the 5 contestants is the real Danny Pugh
Family Jonathon Fortunes - The Coates family continue their pursuit of the cunning Jonathon Fortune. Will they get their man?
(Gerry) Taggart - Tough brute decective Gerry aims to take down villainous Dennis Wise.
Kindergarten Kopteff - "The next Peter Hoekstra" gives up his role as an undercover winger to be an undercover school teacher. Hilarious comedy (just like his Stoke career).
Graham Kavanagh QC - This week, Barrister Graham Kavanagh takes Lenny Lawrence to court over misrepresentation of "a bigger club".
How Stein Is Your House? - Kim & Aggy head to Manchester to clean up The Sh*t with Steino.
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Post by Pugsley on May 1, 2013 23:19:58 GMT
Play Your Cards Right - Ethers and Owen star in the popular game show hosted by TP. Each round features a Tony Bonus Game where contestants don't bother trying to win.
Coaching for Dummies - Kempo and O'Connor host a daily masterclass in the finer arts of hoofball. TP has the show pulled after 2 episodes as he says its giving away his secrets.
Sex and the City - Pennant and special guest Liam Lawrence regail everyone with tales of getting their ends away. Episode 1. Hotel Spit Roast
They Think Its All Over - fly on the wall documentary charting the final hours of the current Stoke Managers reign. Immediately followed by live coverage of party's in the streets of Stoke-on-Trent.
And no SCFC TV schedule would be without Rugby Special.
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Post by burberrybassist on May 2, 2013 0:01:07 GMT
The Weakest Link - Hosted by Ryan Shotton
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