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Post by redstriper on Jan 19, 2012 22:26:58 GMT
sweeping generalisations allowed  ... my vote goes to.... porsche cayenne drivers - arrogant, brash, rude, bullies. - look at me, i can afford a porsche but ive got kids and i want a chelsea tractor, but it needs to be fast enough to intimidate as well... |
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Post by AdderleyGreenStokie on Jan 19, 2012 22:58:08 GMT
15-year-old suped up Corsas doing 60mph on housing estates. Drives me fuckin mad. It only takes a little un running out into the road. Chavvy twats, with their skanky biatches in the front seat and 6 'bloods' in the back.....followed by another ridiculously pimped up shitty little car.
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Post by mayf on Jan 19, 2012 23:04:39 GMT
cars driven by socialists,they always take left turns into dead ends !
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Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2012 23:10:27 GMT
Anyone who drives an automatic.
Anyone who washes their car more than twice a year.
Anyone who is Tory.
Anyone who has a personalised number plate.
Anyone who drives a sports car BMW OR MERC
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Post by mistersausage on Jan 19, 2012 23:27:25 GMT
Those listed by adderleygreenstokie and:
Fat cunters in tiny cars. How the fuck can they control them in the event of an accident?
Ancient fuckers who can't even see properly.
Women in Asda tractors doing the school run.
Anyone with bull bars on their vehicle.
Anyone who wants that non existant space in front of your car for themselves, especially on a motorway. I LEAVE A SPACE FOR BREAKING YOU WANKERS. I DON'T WANT TO BECOME WELDED TO YOUR FUCKING ARSEHOLE.
People who drive in the middle of two lanes to stop anyone passing them, even if they are going a different way.
People who (usually in shitty old cars or taxis) poke half their car into the fucking road so you are forced to either stop or drive around them whilst shouting "CUNT" at the top of your voice and projecting a volley of phlegm at them.
Good samaritans who have fuck all better to do than tootle around town letting every fucking man and his dog cross the road, any car pull out in front, and just generally slow to a stop or a crawl at ANY opportunity that presents itself.
Wankers who overtake on bends, on the brow of a hill, on roads without a central reservation, and playing chicken with any poor fucker coming the other way.
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Post by swampySCFC on Jan 19, 2012 23:28:13 GMT
The cunt that I followed to Castle today from Crewe. 30 mile an hour all way. I would have overtaken him but I couldnt pedal any faster
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Post by oldgit57 on Jan 19, 2012 23:56:29 GMT
Those listed by adderleygreenstokie and: Fat cunters in tiny cars. How the fuck can they control them in the event of an accident? Ancient fuckers who can't even see properly. Women in Asda tractors doing the school run. Anyone with bull bars on their vehicle. Anyone who wants that non existant space in front of your car for themselves, especially on a motorway. I LEAVE A SPACE FOR BREAKING YOU WANKERS. I DON'T WANT TO BECOME WELDED TO YOUR FUCKING ARSEHOLE. People who drive in the middle of two lanes to stop anyone passing them, even if they are going a different way. People who (usually in shitty old cars or taxis) poke half their car into the fucking road so you are forced to either stop or drive around them whilst shouting "CUNT" at the top of your voice and projecting a volley of phlegm at them. Good samaritans who have fuck all better to do than tootle around town letting every fucking man and his dog cross the road, any car pull out in front, and just generally slow to a stop or a crawl at ANY opportunity that presents itself. Wankers who overtake on bends, on the brow of a hill, on roads without a central reservation, and playing chicken with any poor fucker coming the other way. ;D You've given this some thought haven't you Mr S ? ;D |
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Post by buiskatthebrit on Jan 20, 2012 0:12:16 GMT
Anyone who drives an automatic. Anyone who washes their car more than twice a year. Anyone who is Tory. Anyone who has a personalised number plate. Anyone who drives a sports car BMW OR MERC And what is wrong with automatics??? |
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Post by stokierabbit on Jan 20, 2012 1:56:04 GMT
sweeping generalisations allowed ... my vote goes to.... porsche cayenne drivers - arrogant, brash, rude, bullies. - look at me, i can afford a porsche but ive got kids and i want a chelsea tractor, but it needs to be fast enough to intimidate as well... Never agreed with anyone more, absolute wankers the lot of them. One nearly killed me on the way back from work the other month, he flew around a blind bend at 50mph. I slammed my brakes on and veered (luckily) into a lay-by, whilst he smashed into the side of the lorry he was overtaking to avoid a head on collision with me. Selfish cunt. Needless to say I told him to die in a fire. |
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Post by brokebackmuggleton on Jan 20, 2012 2:44:52 GMT
How about changing the title of this thread to.......I hate people who drive cars I Can't afford...........you all fit that category you jealous bunch :-).....and despite any replies you know it.
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Post by brokebackmuggleton on Jan 20, 2012 2:56:29 GMT
sweeping generalisations allowed ... my vote goes to.... porsche cayenne drivers - arrogant, brash, rude, bullies. - look at me, i can afford a porsche but ive got kids and i want a chelsea tractor, but it needs to be fast enough to intimidate as well... Never agreed with anyone more, absolute wankers the lot of them. One nearly killed me on the way back from work the other month, he flew around a blind bend at 50mph. I slammed my brakes on and veered (luckily) into a lay-by, whilst he smashed into the side of the lorry he was overtaking to avoid a head on collision with me. Selfish cunt. Needless to say I told him to die in a fire. 'absolute wankers the lot of them'. Please name them all and say why this is so! You claim to know them all then describe a single incident but not the rest. How about a second example or is that asking too much? |
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Post by foster on Jan 20, 2012 8:13:24 GMT
Woman, French, and most of all, French Woman.
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Post by redstriper on Jan 20, 2012 8:26:25 GMT
you drive one then muggleton ?  you seem to have missed the smiley at the top of the post... ps.. I can afford whatever car I like thanks very much, but I choose to be understated. |
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Post by mermaidsal on Jan 20, 2012 14:24:54 GMT
15-year-old suped up Corsas doing 60mph on housing estates. Drives me fuckin mad. It only takes a little un running out into the road. Chavvy twats, with their skanky biatches in the front seat and 6 'bloods' in the back.....followed by another ridiculously pimped up shitty little car. Fraid so, much as I hate Cayennes and the like, waaaay, waaaay the worst drivers on the road, worse even than middle-aged men in hats are sad little chavs. Sadder still too many of them get killed.  |
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Post by stokierabbit on Jan 20, 2012 14:58:14 GMT
Never agreed with anyone more, absolute wankers the lot of them. One nearly killed me on the way back from work the other month, he flew around a blind bend at 50mph. I slammed my brakes on and veered (luckily) into a lay-by, whilst he smashed into the side of the lorry he was overtaking to avoid a head on collision with me. Selfish cunt. Needless to say I told him to die in a fire. 'absolute wankers the lot of them'. Please name them all and say why this is so! You claim to know them all then describe a single incident but not the rest. How about a second example or is that asking too much? Well considering the first post said 'sweeping generalizations allowed...'  |
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Post by Plain Jane on Jan 20, 2012 15:07:52 GMT
Anyone with a McDonalds Smurf hanging anywhere about their vehicle, doubly so if its attached to the exhaust.
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Post by Ryan_Shawjosh on Jan 20, 2012 15:09:41 GMT
15-year-old suped up Corsas doing 60mph on housing estates. Drives me fuckin mad. It only takes a little un running out into the road. Chavvy twats, with their skanky biatches in the front seat and 6 'bloods' in the back.....followed by another ridiculously pimped up shitty little car. When I was in school a couple of my mates were into driving around pointlessly over the speed limit around country roads near where I live. I never saw the point in it what so ever. They deservedly got pulled over by the police but only got a caution. There were also people that used to take the piss out of my mate because he stuck by the speed limit. He was never bothered by it but they looked like complete d**kheads. I also hate people who speed up at lights when they're changing just to save about 15 seconds off their journey. I don't even drive and I get pissed off by drivers. |
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Post by conzdad on Jan 20, 2012 17:30:47 GMT
Women who drive Chelsea Tractors
People who cant decide what lane they need
People who drive round with bits of black rag hanging from the exhaust region of their car......yeh you know what I mean
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Post by mistersausage on Jan 20, 2012 20:12:22 GMT
Women who deck their cars out in pink. It is'nt girly when you're thirty fucking five you sad blokeless wine sodden sex in the city watching bitchwhore from slagville  Sad desperate lonely women who stack teddy bears in the back windows of their cars ...... It's not our fault you're a barren seedless cow and the teddies are never going to be babies ..... they were never anything but a bit of cheap fluff  |
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Post by LL Cool Dave on Jan 20, 2012 20:49:01 GMT
Anyone who drives a car made in Germany, especially silver or grey Golfs.
They're all cunts.
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Post by Boyceys been up the attic on Jan 20, 2012 20:59:20 GMT
Nissan Micras
Keep an out for them and you'll realise why
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Post by Juan Kerzhoff on Jan 20, 2012 21:15:23 GMT
Those listed by adderleygreenstokie and: Fat cunters in tiny cars. How the fuck can they control them in the event of an accident? Ancient fuckers who can't even see properly. Women in Asda tractors doing the school run. Anyone with bull bars on their vehicle. Anyone who wants that non existant space in front of your car for themselves, especially on a motorway. I LEAVE A SPACE FOR BREAKING YOU WANKERS. I DON'T WANT TO BECOME WELDED TO YOUR FUCKING ARSEHOLE. People who drive in the middle of two lanes to stop anyone passing them, even if they are going a different way. People who (usually in shitty old cars or taxis) poke half their car into the fucking road so you are forced to either stop or drive around them whilst shouting "CUNT" at the top of your voice and projecting a volley of phlegm at them. Good samaritans who have fuck all better to do than tootle around town letting every fucking man and his dog cross the road, any car pull out in front, and just generally slow to a stop or a crawl at ANY opportunity that presents itself. Wankers who overtake on bends, on the brow of a hill, on roads without a central reservation, and playing chicken with any poor fucker coming the other way. This and his other post about fat chicks cars that are powered by fairy dust..... Ffs. |
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Post by Mr_DaftBurger on Jan 20, 2012 21:24:05 GMT
15-year-old suped up Corsas doing 60mph on housing estates. Drives me fuckin mad. It only takes a little un running out into the road. Chavvy twats, with their skanky biatches in the front seat and 6 'bloods' in the back.....followed by another ridiculously pimped up shitty little car. Fraid so, much as I hate Cayennes and the like, waaaay, waaaay the worst drivers on the road, worse even than middle-aged men in hats are sad little chavs. Sadder still too many not enough of them get killed. Sausage you a bad man! ;D Anyone who doesn't indicate at roundabouts should die a horrible death. |
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Post by skiptanbroonacari on Jan 26, 2012 15:03:47 GMT
Personally, although DESPISE is a strong word I have a big problem with most drivers who have never ridden a motorbike. Cocooned in your centrally heated, satellite navigated, smoke infested, air-freshened, music blaring cages.
OPEN YOUR EYES, you're not alone on the road
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Post by Deleted on Jan 26, 2012 15:17:32 GMT
Personally, although DESPISE is a strong word I have a big problem with most drivers who have never ridden a motorbike. Cocooned in your centrally heated, satellite navigated, smoke infested, air-freshened, music blaring cages. OPEN YOUR EYES, you're not alone on the road I actually agree, however some bikers don't help themaelves, filtering at high speeds with moving traffic on both sides. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 26, 2012 15:32:45 GMT
15-year-old suped up Corsas doing 60mph on housing estates. Drives me fuckin mad. It only takes a little un running out into the road. Chavvy twats, with their skanky biatches in the front seat and 6 'bloods' in the back.....followed by another ridiculously pimped up shitty little car. Fraid so, much as I hate Cayennes and the like, waaaay, waaaay the worst drivers on the road, worse even than middle-aged men in hats are sad little chavs. Sadder still too many of them get killed. can you please explain how that is sad exactly Sal? surely it's just a form of natural selection ridding the rest of us of their little oxygen thief existences isn't it? |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 26, 2012 15:35:25 GMT
Personally, although DESPISE is a strong word I have a big problem with most drivers who have never ridden a motorbike. Cocooned in your centrally heated, satellite navigated, smoke infested, air-freshened, music blaring cages. OPEN YOUR EYES, you're not alone on the road too true, we're not alone..we're accompanied by selfish bikers who think that they're allowed to overtake where and when they want, go at whatever speed they choose to, overtake in traffic jams, jump people at traffic lights,ride in gangs spread across the roads and deafen everyone with their bloody high revving!! as you can guess, i'm a big fan of motorbikes |
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Post by Mint Berry Barks on Jan 26, 2012 15:45:04 GMT
There is nothing wrong with young drivers who have Corsas you bunch of elitest cunts!
I love my car, 04-reg 5 door Corsa in black that I've had cleaned once in about 18 months and is full of old discarded red bull cans and empty fag packets.
On subject though, I'd quite happily burn down the house of anyone who doesn't indicate at roundabouts.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 26, 2012 15:57:08 GMT
There is nothing wrong with young drivers who have Corsas you bunch of elitest cunts! I love my car, 04-reg 5 door Corsa in black that I've had cleaned once in about 18 months and is full of old discarded red bull cans and empty fag packets.On subject though, I'd quite happily burn down the house of anyone who doesn't indicate at roundabouts. chav |
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Post by santy on Jan 26, 2012 16:24:37 GMT
I just hate all drivers, all are terrible people. The roads should be kept clear for when my designated driver needs to make use of them to transport me somewhere.
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