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Post by kiwistokie on Jan 30, 2012 0:43:10 GMT
people that can't drive and talk on the mobiles and stay in their own lane. wankers that stay in the fast lane when I want to go faster than them as I only have 3 weeks every 2 years to get about all me mates and family Mr S girls on horses are great when you help them off in the field
if you want to see how I drive go to you tube type in Robert Hulme hampton downs or pukekoe the later top speed 160 mph
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Post by redstriper on Jan 30, 2012 9:59:05 GMT
Anyone who drives an automatic. Anyone who washes their car more than twice a year. Anyone who is Tory. Anyone who has a personalised number plate. Anyone who drives a sports car BMW OR MERC hmm, thinking of buying a lexus sc430 for a summer runaround as it happens.... I dont have any private plates, but now I know you despise them I'll have a look...may as well go for all five in one hit
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Post by mistersausage on Jan 30, 2012 10:49:47 GMT
Anyone who drives an automatic. Anyone who washes their car more than twice a year. Anyone who is Tory. Anyone who has a personalised number plate. Anyone who drives a sports car BMW OR MERC hmm, thinking of buying a lexus sc430 for a summer runaround as it happens.... I dont have any private plates, but now I know you despise them I'll have a look...may as well go for all five in one hit You didn't need to mate. Cheshire says it all on its own ;D
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Post by southstanddan on Jan 30, 2012 16:02:57 GMT
FRONT FUCKING FOG LIGHT USERS (when its not foggy)
No it doesnt make your car look better you pricks - its just more light
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Post by stokersluvit on Jan 30, 2012 16:36:39 GMT
anyone who has a fish symbol on the back of their car.. they all drive like knobs
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Post by andrewguk on Jan 30, 2012 19:39:24 GMT
if you want to see how I drive go to you tube type in Robert Hulme hampton downs or pukekoe the later top speed 160 mph Wow! I'm totally impressed..... Not!
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Post by univex on Jan 30, 2012 21:52:50 GMT
Another one for front foglights here. I don't even know why cars have them fitted, if anything I think they make visibility worse.
Other than that, I've noticed early 30's proffesional women in their poxy GTI/SRI hatchbacks are always undertaking, cutting up and they never let you out of a junction. They prefer to pull right across you, stop and pretend you are not there.
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Post by skelman on Jan 30, 2012 22:42:28 GMT
Back seat !!
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Post by wingy1964 on Jan 31, 2012 6:13:27 GMT
Not cars I know but ,what really gets on my tits,cyclists without lights and reflective gear utter bastards.
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Post by swarls on Jan 31, 2012 16:27:03 GMT
Not cars I know but ,what really gets on my tits,cyclists without lights and reflective gear utter bastards. Cyclists all around are twats on the road.
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Post by MooG on Jan 31, 2012 23:06:46 GMT
People who think their journey is *so* important that nobody else matters. I could be doing them an injustice - they might be off to diffuse a bomb in a school or some other situation where every second counts - but people likely to get in that position are usually given lights and sirens and stuff so they are probably just arseholes. For example You want to turn left but a cyclist is going to arrive at the junction at about the same time as you. By flooring the accelerator and swinging out into the middle of the road (as you are now going too fast to take the corner any other way) you can whistle across the front of the cyclist and barrel blind down the side road. Total line saved by not just slowing down and turning behind said pedal churner - 13 seconds. It might look like the junction ahead is full but your light is green and sitting still at a green light is for losers so go ahead anyway. It totally blocks a whole lane of traffic and, if anybody else has the same idea, the whole junction will snarl up to a dead stop. But there is the possibility that you'll arrive earlier by anything up to a full minute. Sitting at a junction? why not edge forward, that way when the lights change you'll be a whole half a car length closer to your destination. So nobody else at the junction can now see what is going on and all the traffic on the main road has to swerve a bit to get past but half a car length is half a car length right?
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Post by worstgolfer on Feb 1, 2012 10:06:51 GMT
Not cars .... Horses ridden by women who just want a good clit rub but use horse riding as an excuse. If you so desperately want a fanny wank do it in a field NOT on a fucking road you selfish fucking cow. Horses like fields and NOT roads oooh wendy dont bite hun ;D ;D
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Post by worstgolfer on Feb 1, 2012 10:09:55 GMT
anybody who has one of those stupid fat exhausts. if i see a car at a roundabout with no indicator on thus preventing myself from progressing and then he/she turns left, aaaaaarrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh you deserve to have your brains boiled
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Post by ihaveadream on Feb 1, 2012 13:46:03 GMT
People who think their journey is *so* important that nobody else matters. I could be doing them an injustice - they might be off to diffuse a bomb in a school or some other situation where every second counts - but people likely to get in that position are usually given lights and sirens and stuff so they are probably just arseholes. For example You want to turn left but a cyclist is going to arrive at the junction at about the same time as you. By flooring the accelerator and swinging out into the middle of the road (as you are now going too fast to take the corner any other way) you can whistle across the front of the cyclist and barrel blind down the side road. Total line saved by not just slowing down and turning behind said pedal churner - 13 seconds. It might look like the junction ahead is full but your light is green and sitting still at a green light is for losers so go ahead anyway. It totally blocks a whole lane of traffic and, if anybody else has the same idea, the whole junction will snarl up to a dead stop. But there is the possibility that you'll arrive earlier by anything up to a full minute. Sitting at a junction? why not edge forward, that way when the lights change you'll be a whole half a car length closer to your destination. So nobody else at the junction can now see what is going on and all the traffic on the main road has to swerve a bit to get past but half a car length is half a car length right? ;D ;D ;D
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Post by ihaveadream on Feb 1, 2012 13:53:22 GMT
Those wankers who cruise around retail parks in the middle of the night and then park up with other likeminded wanksplats to stand around in the dark, car headlights left on, trying to look like they are out of some fucking xbox game. Waaaaankeeeerrrrsss. Doggers?
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Post by ihaveadream on Feb 1, 2012 14:03:26 GMT
People who have their right indicator on when they exit a roundabout. Are they left/right dyslexic?
People who fly along side roads at 50mph to the junction with a main road when there is clearly traffic on the main road. Too stupid to understand simple rules re right of way?
People who park on double yellows just before traffic lights so noone knows whether they have stopped at a red light or just parked ignorantly.
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Post by skelman on Feb 1, 2012 14:47:44 GMT
Drivers who decide to shoot the lights Then think a camera might be lurking So they slap on the anchors & sit like a prune in no-man's land Blocking all the traffic TWATS
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Post by beatlestokie on Feb 1, 2012 20:45:31 GMT
Any one with glory hunters badge in the back window (wank stains)
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Post by Mr_DaftBurger on Feb 1, 2012 21:00:49 GMT
People who think their journey is *so* important that nobody else matters. I could be doing them an injustice - they might be off to diffuse a bomb in a school or some other situation where every second counts - but people likely to get in that position are usually given lights and sirens and stuff so they are probably just arseholes. Haven't you seen Die Hard: With a Vengeance?
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Post by bignickhowes on Feb 3, 2012 15:02:20 GMT
Woman, French, and most of all, French Woman. genius
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Feb 3, 2012 16:05:48 GMT
Taxi drivers,they seem to have a different highway code than the rest of us.
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Post by iglugluk on Feb 3, 2012 17:10:42 GMT
Not cars I know but ,what really gets on my tits,cyclists without lights and reflective gear utter bastards. Cyclists all around are twats on the road. I like cyclists.
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Post by iglugluk on Feb 3, 2012 17:15:59 GMT
Woman, French, and most of all, French Woman. yeah , I was in France last summer and when I was crossing the road a French woman deliberately drove her car at me at 40 mph or so , I had to jump out of the way pretty damn quick . Guess she must have intuited that I like cyclists and taken it on herself to kill me ( as is the typical of a certain insane type of driver ... see previous posts ) . ;D ;D what a bitch!!
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Post by torgaustokie on Feb 3, 2012 21:03:01 GMT
BMW the badge say all you need to know
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Post by mistersausage on Feb 3, 2012 21:30:15 GMT
Not cars I know but ,what really gets on my tits,cyclists without lights and reflective gear utter bastards. Cyclists all around are twats on the road. Cyclists are the biggest wankers on the road and also the biggest freeloaders. They ponse around on their fucking kiddie bikes wearing perverts clothing, clogging the road up with their fucking ignorance. They also put FUCK ALL into the road system, instead scabbing off the back of the motorist. I drive as close as is humanly possible to them in the full knowledge that if I hit one of them they will most definitely come off worse. It leaves me feeling all warm inside ;D
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Post by mistersausage on Feb 3, 2012 21:32:56 GMT
Taxi drivers,they seem to have a different highway code than the rest of us. No they are just ignorant cunters listening to Karachi FM ???
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Post by potterglen on Feb 3, 2012 23:15:39 GMT
Anyone who drives an automatic. Anyone who washes their car more than twice a year. Anyone who is Tory. Anyone who has a personalised number plate. Anyone who drives a sports car BMW OR MERC Jealous bastard. BMW or Audi TT to the Brit tomorrow? TT I think, better in snow. ;D
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Post by potterglen on Feb 3, 2012 23:24:52 GMT
Men at the wheel of an Impreza - testosterone toting tossers, if they want to kill themselves thats fine with me, just don't involve other road users. I particularly dislike the knob heads who fix a dining room table to the boot to increase downforce - laughable bearing in mind the state of UK roads.
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Post by potterglen on Feb 3, 2012 23:29:58 GMT
The cunt that I followed to Castle today from Crewe. 30 mile an hour all way. I would have overtaken him but I couldnt pedal any faster If you went through Betley it'll be my father in law - sorry.
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Post by potterglen on Feb 3, 2012 23:31:15 GMT
BMW the badge say all you need to know Fast, well built with a fair amount of street cred.
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