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Post by Mr Wheeze on Nov 17, 2010 16:45:21 GMT
Why do people insist on putting stuff on their profiles like...."Joe Bloggs is up town getting pissed and having a great time" Surely if you were having such a good time you wouldnt be sat in the corner of the pub on your mobile phone updating your facebook??!!! Also why do people who go on holiday have to remind us that theyve...'just come out of the pool and and am now sunbathing'? Your on holiday for fecks sake so get off your mobile phone and just enjoy time away from home and forget about facebook!!! I love Facebook as much as the next person but some people take the piss. Right im off to update my profile....... Mr Wheeze has just had a right good rant on the Oatcake site!   |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 17, 2010 16:49:07 GMT
Point 1 . I have never used facebook.
Point 2 .I have no friends.
Point 3. Even if I did , I'd rather pull big green bogies out of my nose than read all that bullshit.
Point 4. I'm off for a woodbine.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 17, 2010 16:49:26 GMT
Yeah, with you on that.
“Dave is out having a great night with the lads”
“Dave is having his first shot of the night”
“Dave is getting in a mess with the lads, loving it”
Etc etc etc.
Well fuck me Dave, if you were having that good of a night you’d have lost your phone by now and been raped by Winston in a back alleyway (that’s happened to us all, right?).
Another thing that pisses me off “
“Sarah is so depressed, this life is shit”
“Sarah is fu**ed off, arrrrggghhh”
“Sarah needs a big cuddle, bit down today”
Etc etc etc.
Fuck me, we don’t want your daily moanings love. And get a fucking grip whilst we’re at it. Life isn’t that fucking bad that you need a fucking moan every day. In fact, most days you fucking moan about 10 different things.
Jesus wept.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 17, 2010 16:50:59 GMT
Bang on cue, some daft bint has just updated there FB profile
"Im sure some people are just born compulsive liars!!! What a load of shite!!! aaarrrrgggghhhh!!!!!!"
Fucking hell love, get a grip.
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Post by dbpotters on Nov 17, 2010 16:54:37 GMT
this has the makings of the worlds best thread ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Deleted on Nov 17, 2010 16:57:28 GMT
If I ever got to the point where I was out with my mates on the town, having a piss up and a rate good laugh, and the thought crossed my mind “I must get my phone out and update FB” – that is the day I consider suicide.
It’s fucking desperation and depressing.
“Look at me FB friends, look at me, I’m out having a wicked time”
Jesus fucking Christ.
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Post by Meggsy on Nov 17, 2010 17:13:43 GMT
"what's all this wet stuff falling from the sky?"- It is rain you fucking ****
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Post by winedelilah on Nov 17, 2010 17:15:28 GMT
I cant bear the 'needy approval of all the friends' side of it but even more than that I absolutely detest knowing the minutae of someones life that I know bugger all about and quite frankly care even less, I just dont give a rats arse. Sure I read somewhere fb needs a 'who cares' button..
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Post by salopstick on Nov 17, 2010 17:25:56 GMT
i just like looking at boothers sister
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Post by Deleted on Nov 17, 2010 17:29:48 GMT
If I ever got to the point where I was out with my mates on the town, having a piss up and a rate good laugh, and the thought crossed my mind “I must get my phone out and update FB” – that is the day I consider suicide. It’s fucking desperation and depressing. “Look at me FB friends, look at me, I’m out having a wicked time” Jesus fucking Christ. Well fucking said. And twitter has to be the biggest waste of time and space ever. Chav in a shop other day was pissing about on facebook on her phone, could barely be arsed to take her eyes off it to mumble her order at the counter staff, then back to the phone. A - it's just fucking rude and B - it'll no doubt be utter pointless bollocks she's posting anyway, "am in the sandwich shop LOL" I hate them all! |
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Post by Mr Wheeze on Nov 17, 2010 17:33:06 GMT
;D ;D ;D
Another annoying one is.......
"Joe Bloggs cant believe what hes just seen......"
Well how about telling us what you've just seen in the first place insteading of telling us 3 hours fecking later when youve had 42 people asking you what it is youve seen!!!
or another good un.....
"Joe Bloggs is.................."
Is what??? Fecking retarded and cant remember how type proper words on the computer instead of just endless amounts of fecking full stops??!
or another is those people who feel that they must constantly tell their friends how much they love their partner and kids.
"Joe Bloggs love his missus and children sooooooooooooooo soooooooooo much"
However the worst i have seen recently was from my missus's facebook. Someone on her friends list was actually in labour and giving birth while constantly updating their profile. It was like this....
"Jane Smith is 3cm dilated"
Sometime later...
"Jane is now 7cm dilated, baby is nearly here!"
Her partner who was with her was then commenting on her status updates!
;D ;D ;D
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Post by Mint Berry Barks on Nov 17, 2010 17:38:42 GMT
I generally don't mind it anymore tbh. I hardly go on Facebook as it's quite shit.
However, the thing that pisses me off the most nowadays about Facebook is when people tag you in their status update.
"Another great win at 5 a-side boys! Well done Barks, Friend 1, Friend 2, Friend 3 and Friend 4."
DON'T DRAG ME DOWN WITH YOUR SHIT UPDATES! I DON'T WANT THE ENTIRE WORLD TO FUCKING KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
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Post by boskampsflaps on Nov 17, 2010 17:55:51 GMT
i do use it, but the thing i hate most is when someone meets you for 5 mins and then buy the end of the day they are trying to add you, my lady loves it, if she could, she would probs add the homeless guy she said alrate to once, rate gets on my tits
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Post by henry on Nov 17, 2010 18:13:53 GMT
Face book's gay, and so is everyone who use it.
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Post by bradscfc on Nov 17, 2010 18:15:03 GMT
The worst is
"Dave is on the piss with Steve, thsi could be messy"
Steve likes this
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Post by mayf on Nov 17, 2010 18:21:03 GMT
Someone told me she had hundreds of friends on facebook.
I said how many have you met
She replied 3
So,I said you really only have 3 friends
Yes she replied before bursting into tears
I'd rather have no friends than pretend friends
signed Billy no mates
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Post by st2potter on Nov 17, 2010 18:31:05 GMT
Some people with iPhones choose to switch that app on that updates Facebook and says where you are.
"Joe Bloggs is at the Victoria" etc..
it may as well read,
"Go rob Joe Bloggs house, he's not in"
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Post by bradscfc on Nov 17, 2010 18:53:20 GMT
i just like looking at boothers sister Didn't even know he had one, but thanks to you I'm now having a perv look. I would, but only because I imagine she smells like him. |
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Post by mermaidsal on Nov 17, 2010 19:23:30 GMT
But try telling someone with 1700 Stokie 'friends' and their own website that FB is shit  ;D |
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Post by flybyhopkirk on Nov 17, 2010 19:33:41 GMT
Some people do update way too often. Being 30, a lot of people I went school with and have had kids seem to post a lot. I don't know if that's just coincidence or being unlucky to have these people as my acquaintances on there
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Post by bettsy on Nov 17, 2010 19:41:19 GMT
a guy on my friends posted the other day "i'm dying for a shag, any sluts out there to help me? if so inbox me" ??? i didn't know whether laugh or cry, what a buffoon!!! but the thing i hate the most "god i'm so bored" ! well fuckoff and get a life then instead of depressing us with yer sad life. i only update my status when i talk about stoke, for example my status update sat will be "we always beat west brom"  |
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Post by Mr Wheeze on Nov 17, 2010 19:45:56 GMT
Despite all ive said i do still like Facebook. Not so long ago i had one my friends who was going thru a rough time update his profile stating he had enough and was going to kill himself. He didnt in the end but he got no replies or comments. So come on how many 'friends' have you all got on there and how many have you actually met? I've got 151 of which i'd say 140 are geniune friends, old school mates or old/current workmates. The rest are couple of message board posters that i used to chat to regulary on MSN and a couple of 'celeb facebookers' like Adie Lewis, Dan Clark, Ted Robbins and Tuncay. Dont really believe in adding total strangers. If you dont know me then dont try to add me. |
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Post by bettsy on Nov 17, 2010 19:49:33 GMT
ive got 285 friends, know about 160, the rest are females i wanna fuck  |
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Post by Trouserdog on Nov 17, 2010 19:54:09 GMT
Fucking hell, facebook reminds me daily why I hate humanity.
The worst are people who post vague, cryptic messages that hint at some impending doom of no doubt insignificant proportions that they feel is about to befall them, with the sole intention of receiving numerous replies asking "what's up mate?" "You Ok?" etc.
Fair enough if you need to share some minor bad news, but just tell us what it is for fucks sake, then we can decide whether we actually give a fuck or not.
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Post by One-Two on Nov 17, 2010 19:56:54 GMT
The ones which annoy me are these type: "Jane Doe: Such a bad day, can't believe that happened  " Friend: "What's up?" Jane Doe: "Can't say on Facebook" WELL WHY PUT THAT STATUS THEN?!  |
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Nov 17, 2010 20:00:13 GMT
Yeah, with you on that. “Dave is out having a great night with the lads” “Dave is having his first shot of the night” “Dave is getting in a mess with the lads, loving it” Etc etc etc. Well fuck me Dave, if you were having that good of a night you’d have lost your phone by now and been raped by Winston in a back alleyway (that’s happened to us all, right?). Mate, I'd appreciate it if you didn't post personal stuff about me on the Oatcake, if I have put it up on my wall it's there for my facebook friends only. Please consider this a friendly warning. |
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Post by k on Nov 17, 2010 20:10:19 GMT
Fucking hell, facebook reminds me daily why I hate humanity. The worst are people who post vague, cryptic messages that hint at some impending doom of no doubt insignificant proportions that they feel is about to befall them, with the sole intention of receiving numerous replies asking "what's up mate?" "You Ok?" etc. Fair enough if you need to share some minor bad news, but just tell us what it is for fucks sake, then we can decide whether we actually give a fuck or not. Bingo! Bingo! Bingo! How can I make myself look more interesting, and get people to take an interest in me? I know I'll write cryptic messages that beg someone to ask me a question, so I can reveal all to satisfy my voyeuristic ways. Pah! Signed up to it for a few months, barely used it, go so sick of email updates telling me what people were doing with their pathetic lives, so I deleted my account. If that is the future of communication then I'd rather lock myself in a dark room. I know couples who sit on the sofa together at home, messaging each other lovey-duvey stuff on their profiles, without saying a word to each other in real life. It's pathetic! The art of communication is slowly being lost. Bill Hicks would have a field day! |
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Post by Cupid Stunt on Nov 17, 2010 20:33:00 GMT
There's some right annoying bint on my facebook. In the last 24 hours she has posted as her status.  0_o loves her boyfriend soooooooooo much, soooooo excited for saturday has chosen her outfit for saturday, cant wait xxx oh fucking nice one my ex boss is the most hideous thing ever!!!!! Anymore today and I'm going to have to hide her. |
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Post by Mr Wheeze on Nov 17, 2010 20:33:23 GMT
Fucking hell, facebook reminds me daily why I hate humanity. The worst are people who post vague, cryptic messages that hint at some impending doom of no doubt insignificant proportions that they feel is about to befall them, with the sole intention of receiving numerous replies asking "what's up mate?" "You Ok?" etc. Fair enough if you need to share some minor bad news, but just tell us what it is for fucks sake, then we can decide whether we actually give a fuck or not. Dead right TD! Someone on my missus's tonight has just put ".....arrrgghhhhhhh!" Shes then had loads of people asking whats going on. An hour later she then replies "im outside the hospital" and thats it! Bloody stupid and annoying! |
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Post by Cupid Stunt on Nov 17, 2010 21:08:59 GMT
I've added quite a few who post on here, like Rhodesy, Ilford, Boother, SRF etc. Not met any of them but I've seen Rhodesy and Ilford at games. |
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