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Post by chattyladypotter on Nov 17, 2010 21:12:37 GMT
feed my crops... ffs wots that about?
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Nov 17, 2010 21:18:26 GMT
The one that fucks me right off even more than the soppy status twat bollocks is when you start a conversation with someone* about a general topic and they reply with "yeah i saw it on facebook haha".
Well I fucking didn't. I don't spend every waking hour trawling the clusterfuck of turds on facebook just to find some inane drivel about a fat Brazilian pervert singing or a joke stolen off sickipedia.
Then they look at me as if i'm the freak for not going on fucking face fucking book, they want punching in the balls/ovaries. The lot of them. CuntingCunts.
(*An actual, real, breathing human being who would kick you in the face if you "poked" them.)
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Post by flybyhopkirk on Nov 17, 2010 21:18:49 GMT
People on my Facebook are moaning about some shite playing live on itv1 now
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Post by chattyladypotter on Nov 17, 2010 21:20:32 GMT
The one that fucks me right off even more than the soppy status twat bollocks is when you start a conversation with someone* about a general topic and they reply with "yeah i saw it on facebook haha". Well I fucking didn't. I don't spend every waking hour trawling the clusterfuck of turds on facebook just to find some inane drivel about a fat Brazilian pervert singing or a joke stolen off sickipedia. Then they look at me as if i'm the freak for not going on fucking face fucking book, they want punching in the balls/ovaries. The lot of them. CuntingCunts. (*An actual, real, breathing human being who would kick you in the face if you "poked" them.) pisser ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Mint Berry Barks on Nov 17, 2010 21:35:17 GMT
I just popped on Facebook as the England match is bringing me to tears.
The first 2 status updates that I saw were;
"enjoyed takin the dog for A walk. lol"
And..
"jst got home from college and it's really cold!!"
I know I'm being a miserable moaning cunt but why?
Just.. why..
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Post by banburypotter on Nov 17, 2010 22:16:27 GMT
what about the status' that tell you they haven't got time to do the shopping, fetch the kids, do the housework. but have the time to write it all on facebook
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Post by Time4aPINT on Nov 17, 2010 22:20:07 GMT
what about the status' that tell you they haven't got time to do the shopping, fetch the kids, do the housework. but have the time to write it all on facebook yeah, someone posted the other day on facebook, "Havin' a nightmare, cant find my keys, might be late for work now" What a fucking idiot, she isn't going to find her keys on facebook. Try looking for them, then maybe you wont be late.
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Post by winedelilah on Nov 17, 2010 22:53:17 GMT
what about the status' that tell you they haven't got time to do the shopping, fetch the kids, do the housework. but have the time to write it all on facebook yeah, someone posted the other day on facebook, "Havin' a nightmare, cant find my keys, might be late for work now" What a fucking idiot, she isn't going to find her keys on facebook. Try looking for them, then maybe you wont be late. ;D ;D
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Post by poisonedmonkey on Nov 17, 2010 23:02:43 GMT
The only thing i love about facebook, and i mean the only thing, is when people tell the world that they are going on holiday for a fortnight...................
......so to those fuckers who returned home after their fortnight on hol to find that their house has been robbed.......thanks for helping me to feed my drinking habbit ;D ;D
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Post by BoxxyTheLost on Nov 17, 2010 23:04:46 GMT
i have 158 friends and i've met probably 145 of them...
i use it for laughing at other people's misfortune. ;D
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Post by poisonedmonkey on Nov 17, 2010 23:09:07 GMT
And those people who just use it to try and get a fuck totally disgust me
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Post by bradscfc on Nov 17, 2010 23:31:09 GMT
I just like looking at Brad's mum
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Post by poisonedmonkey on Nov 17, 2010 23:42:51 GMT
I just like looking at Brad's mum Describe her or better still post a pic
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Post by bradscfc on Nov 17, 2010 23:45:13 GMT
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Post by Aleksandr Orlov on Nov 18, 2010 0:01:50 GMT
Can't fuckin' stand the people who post on each others wall's. E.g. a girl would write this to her bf
"Awwwww babe i love you sooooooooooooo much, can't wait to see you later, got no cred atm so give me a ring later yeah? "
Stupid cunts.
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Post by bradscfc on Nov 18, 2010 0:03:43 GMT
I hate any sort of public affection
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Post by poisonedmonkey on Nov 18, 2010 0:04:44 GMT
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Post by steventweed on Nov 18, 2010 0:44:57 GMT
I hate any sort of public affection I know a couple who post lovey stuff back and forth on their facebook walls. Its actually starting to make me hate them, even though I know they are sound in real life. Facebook/the internet makes some people look like fucking morons. "In work lol" Lol?! Really? You're 27 years old and you are using the word LOL? Honestly. Also, I hate it when people say they are "bored" on facebook. Its so inane. DO SOMETHING. You have the internet, look for a stream of a film/series. Read a book! Really can't understand people getting bored in this day and age.
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Post by steventweed on Nov 18, 2010 0:48:27 GMT
Seriously though. LOL?! Is it the like the online equivalent of a nervous laugh?!
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Post by BoxxyTheLost on Nov 18, 2010 1:15:47 GMT
I hate any sort of public affection I know a couple who post lovey stuff back and forth on their facebook walls. Its actually starting to make me hate them, even though I know they are sound in real life. Facebook/the internet makes some people look like fucking morons. "In work lol" Lol?! Really? You're 27 years old and you are using the word LOL? Honestly. Also, I hate it when people say they are "bored" on facebook. Its so inane. DO SOMETHING. You have the internet, look for a stream of a film/series. Read a book! Really can't understand people getting bored in this day and age. i tried to stream a film the other night. i had to leave it for 90 minutes to buffer. i just tend to read a book instead.
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Post by paula_m on Nov 18, 2010 1:34:33 GMT
I hate any sort of public affection I know a couple who post lovey stuff back and forth on their facebook walls. Its actually starting to make me hate them, even though I know they are sound in real life. Facebook/the internet makes some people look like fucking morons. "In work lol" Lol?! Really? You're 27 years old and you are using the word LOL? Honestly. Also, I hate it when people say they are "bored" on facebook. Its so inane. DO SOMETHING. You have the internet, look for a stream of a film/series. Read a book! Really can't understand people getting bored in this day and age. oh yes that got right on my nerves too, easy answer was I deleted them as friends, not that they were 'proper' friends anyway,
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Post by PotterLog on Nov 18, 2010 2:35:56 GMT
Seriously though. LOL?! Is it the like the online equivalent of a nervous laugh?! That is a very astute analogy tweedy. I also know a couple who conduct their entire online relationship publicly. It's disgusting, but at the same time, I find it a bit sweet. They really love each other.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 18, 2010 9:26:22 GMT
Some very good points raised on here chaps, have to agree with most of it
You get some rate fucktards on FB.
You can usually tell who the desperate fuckers are as they have over 1,000 friends. If you are that sad and pathetic in real life that you need to add hundreds and hundreds of random people on FB that you have never even met, it’s time to take a look at yourself.
If you are out with a group of friends and you’re all having a laugh and you are the one that has got his/her phone out all night, updating FB “OMG, what an amazing night I’m having with my mates”….”OMG, I’m soooooooo drunk” etc etc. then the fact is, you’re the boring fucker in the group who is not interacting with anyone else. And the chances are you’re not having a great night because you’re on your fucking phone all night.
And who the fuck, on another point, is out food shopping and feels the need to update FB “Just out buying Jaffa’s” – no fucker cares.
Jesus wept.
They all need a fucking slap.
WD
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Post by k on Nov 18, 2010 9:45:12 GMT
There was an advert a a while back, highlighting the stupidity of it all, where a woman was in a supermarket posting, "just buying some celery LOL".
I mean, what is this ultimately spiralling towards? Will we eventually see the following updates?...
Joe Bloggs has just had a massive shit...
...Mandy Muck's period has just started...
...Dave has just blinked, and again, and again, and again.....<pause> ... and again.
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Post by k on Nov 18, 2010 9:49:13 GMT
...and again...
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Post by dbpotters on Nov 18, 2010 9:56:43 GMT
this thread
reminds me of tv prog...................Grumpy old men
n i fookin love readin it wot a pisser
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Post by Deleted on Nov 18, 2010 10:14:38 GMT
Just checked my FB, my pick of today’s utterly fucking useless updates: -
“……..is in manchester shopppin woop woop”
Christ on a bike.
Firstly, who the fuck gives a shit that you’re in Manchester shopping love? And fucking secondly, who the fukkity fuck says fucking “woop woop”? My only surprise is that she hasn’t added a fucking “lol”.
Daft bitch.
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Post by k on Nov 18, 2010 10:33:20 GMT
Just checked my FB, my pick of today’s utterly fucking useless updates: - “……..is in manchester shopppin woop woop” Christ on a bike. Firstly, who the fuck gives a shit that you’re in Manchester shopping love? And fucking secondly, who the fukkity fuck says fucking “woop woop”? My only surprise is that she hasn’t added a fucking “lol”. Daft bitch. To be fair though, she is your Mrs!
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Post by foster on Nov 18, 2010 11:20:14 GMT
1) My wife logged into my FB account and updated my status to say that 'Foster likes Restaurant City'. Once i noticed i immediately removed the post and beat the crap out of her.
2) Is Boothers sister really fit?.. If so, tell me her name so i can add her as a 'friend'.
3) By 'Friend' i really mean someone who's photo's i will look through until i can find a suitable one (preferable in a bikini on holiday), to wank over.
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Post by lew86 on Nov 18, 2010 12:00:32 GMT
I've got a bird on there who I used to work with, she's sound in real life, but on facebook since becoming single- posts every fucking hour, you haven't suddenly become Shirley fucking Valentine love. Single mother that's 'had her fingers burned too many times'- you know the sort.
From counting the last few days
14th November - 14 posts (including a pearler "life ................") 13th November - 9 posts (including such thought provoking thoughts like 'what a difference a day makes ........ 24 little hours ............'
And my favourite has to be 'is finding it hard to think that im thinking of summat to say for my status lol'. JUST FUCK OFF!
You'd think any 30 something would just get over a(nother) break up, but christ you'd think some African gang had raped her family and hung them up at Haloween. But no, she's most aggrieved and is 'being brave by getting on one day at a time thanks to all my great family and friends' on here.
'Thinks its time for a bottle of wine after doing the hoovering'. I couldn't care less if I fucking tried.
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