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Post by Arthurdollar on Jul 6, 2010 17:48:52 GMT
Dear Mr. Raol Moat it has come to my attention that John Terry has been shagging your wife while you were in Prison. Regards, Wayne Bridge.  ;D |
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Post by stevebigsmokestoke on Jul 6, 2010 19:50:06 GMT
IF BY ANY CHANCEYOU BUMP INTO ROAUL MOAT TODAY WOULD YOU KINDLEY TELL HIM FABIO CAPELLOAND THE ENGLANDTEAM HAVE BEEN SLEEPING WITH HIS EX GIRLFRIEND. THANKS IN ADVANCE
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2010 19:52:12 GMT
I think he will have build some bridges to get back into society...
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Post by mermaidsal on Jul 6, 2010 22:00:52 GMT
Let me know if anyone's got a problem with Raoul Moat jokes (apart from making them just a teensy bit funny perhaps), personally I'm ok with them but will delete if anyone's offended.
Can we make this the single Raoul thread though?
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Post by Top Stopper on Jul 6, 2010 22:10:29 GMT
So, Raoul Moat has vowed to go on killing policemen until he's dead.
You know Raoul, traffic wardens are a lot like policemen.....
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Post by ihaveadream on Jul 7, 2010 13:01:53 GMT
Raoul, your ex left a note saying she shagged referees Alan Wiley and Mike Dean, and all 3 laughed at your inability to satisfy her.
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Post by One-Two on Jul 7, 2010 13:09:08 GMT
None of these are even raoulmoatly funny  |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2010 13:25:08 GMT
None of these are even raoulmoatly funny That's the best one on here. And it's still fucking shit. |
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Post by Inverness Stokie on Jul 7, 2010 13:41:22 GMT
FAO Raoul Moat.
It come to my attention that James Corden, Peirs Morgan and the guy from the Go Compare adverts have all been shagging your missus.
Are you really going to take that?
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Post by Top Stopper on Jul 7, 2010 13:58:22 GMT
I'm a PC, and hiding from Raoul Moat is my idea.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2010 14:05:15 GMT
I'm a PC, and hiding from Raoul Moat is my idea. Ding ding ding - we have a winner ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by scfc147 on Jul 7, 2010 18:56:19 GMT
Ironically, it appears that Moat is being surrounded.
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Post by scfc147 on Jul 7, 2010 22:15:36 GMT
If they don't find that Moat fella by next week will it be a £20,000 raoulover.....!!
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Post by PotteringThrough on Jul 7, 2010 22:17:56 GMT
Apparently Raoul Moat shot his ex through the living window, serves the bitch right - she should have been in the kitchen!
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Post by One-Two on Jul 7, 2010 22:19:55 GMT
Looks like Raoul moat is the new Anne Frank: he writes, he hides and he most probably dies...
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Post by One-Two on Jul 7, 2010 22:25:43 GMT
So Raoul Moat has declared war on the Police.
Well if he needs any recruits I'm his man. I hate Sting. Pretentious tosser.
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Post by Top Stopper on Jul 7, 2010 22:36:00 GMT
I wish Raoul Moat would do the decent and honourable thing, he's put the family of Samantha Stobbart through hell.
Please mate, for the sake of your kids, shave off your fucking ginger hair.
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Post by luke45 on Jul 8, 2010 15:41:24 GMT
Northumbria Police have put a 10K price tag reward on Raoul Moats head. If he doesn't get caught by next Thursday it goes upto 20K.....making it a Raoul over.   |
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Post by Pedropotter on Jul 8, 2010 15:52:11 GMT
Northumbria Police have put a 10K price tag reward on Raoul Moats head. If he doesn't get caught by next Thursday it goes upto 20K.....making it a Raoul over. See above. |
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Post by Pedropotter on Jul 8, 2010 15:55:30 GMT
Northumbria Police: Rauol Moat made threats toward the wider public ........ So now he's hunting fat people
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Post by luke45 on Jul 8, 2010 16:01:54 GMT
Northumbria Police have put a 10K price tag reward on Raoul Moats head. If he doesn't get caught by next Thursday it goes upto 20K.....making it a Raoul over. See above. To my defence, it was worded differently...... |
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Post by KDT_SCFC on Jul 8, 2010 19:33:18 GMT
Northumbria Police have put a 10K price tag reward on Raoul Moats head. If he doesn't get caught by next Thursday it goes upto 20K.....making it a Raoul over. My favourite so far ;D |
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Post by GRUMPY 1 on Jul 8, 2010 19:42:22 GMT
Marlady is off to a fancy dress party in Rothbury tonight. She wanted to go dressed as Lady GaGa But I've talked her into wearing a police uniform instead......... Fingers crossed eh?  |
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Post by StokieMatt on Jul 8, 2010 19:53:31 GMT
Lost Raoul Moat?
I usually look down the back of the sofa.
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Post by addistokie on Jul 8, 2010 19:56:52 GMT
In a massive manhunt for just one man, Raoul Moat, police have arrested two men. Neither is Raoul Moat.
Well done lads.
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Post by slicko on Jul 8, 2010 21:05:19 GMT
What's the difference between Raoul Moat and Dave Kitson?
One's a worthless, ginger-haired loner the other is an ex-con on the run
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Post by Orbs on Jul 8, 2010 21:07:50 GMT
Ironically, it appears that Moat is being surrounded. Gets my vote ;D |
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Post by isaaccox on Jul 8, 2010 21:12:08 GMT
Northumberland police try out new technique to capture killer.
Dear raoul moat,
You are a fat, ginger cunt with a tiny little penis. I fucked your girlfriend, so what? That's nothing, mate. I also fucked your daughter. Really, really hard. In the arse. What the fuck are you going to do about it? If you want to fight this out like a man, instead of a coward that camps, meet me at Rothbury Police Station at 8pm tonight. Unless you're a fucking chicken?
From Northumberland Police
PS. I also fucked your mum.
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Post by One-Two on Jul 8, 2010 21:44:24 GMT
Hi, I'm a sexy 19 year-old blonde from the North of England looking for some fun.
My Mr Right should be a big, strong ginger man, with a fiery temper and a jealous nature, as well as enjoying writing long letters and camping.
If this sounds like you contact me at;
armedresponse@northumberlandpolice.org.uk
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Post by hitman on Jul 8, 2010 21:57:04 GMT
raoul moat
the most dangerous ginger to emerge from the woods since last months fox attack!
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