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Post by hitman on Jul 8, 2010 21:57:55 GMT
whats the difference between ashley cole and raoul moat?? raoul moat is still messing around in a geordie bush!
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Post by armitagestokie on Jul 8, 2010 22:15:17 GMT
Northumbria Police have put a 10K price tag on Raoul Moat's head....If he's doesnt get caught in the next week it is increased to 20K and becomes a Raoul over!!!
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Post by armitagestokie on Jul 8, 2010 22:17:17 GMT
All chippies in Northumberland will remain closed, so there will be no fishys on the dishys til the moat comes in !!!!
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Post by One-Two on Jul 8, 2010 22:17:37 GMT
Northumbria Police have put a 10K price tag on Raoul Moat's head....If he's doesnt get caught in the next week it is increased to 20K and becomes a Raoul over!!!
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Post by One-Two on Jul 8, 2010 22:17:55 GMT
Just incase anyone missed it the 3rd time
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Post by stokeylad on Jul 9, 2010 11:56:34 GMT
Manchester City have officially bid £45m for Raoul Moat. They've no idea who he is, but they've heard everyone's after him.
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Post by Pedropotter on Jul 9, 2010 12:07:54 GMT
They are improving no end. ;D
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Post by mermaidsal on Jul 9, 2010 12:30:09 GMT
They are improving no end. ;D Some way to go still though... the Ashley Cole and Man Citeh ones get an honourable mention for trying at least...
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Post by scfc147 on Jul 9, 2010 18:01:28 GMT
Current score from the Serial Killer UK Golf Open Championship:
Cumbria - 12 under Ipswich - 5 under Bradford - 3 under Newcastle - 1 under (still on the course, currently in the woods)
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Post by scfc147 on Jul 9, 2010 18:03:53 GMT
I'm not convinced Raoul Moat is a natural ginger. Evidence... 1) He had a girlfriend. 2) He can walk around in daylight without spontaneously combusting. 3) Two 'friends' helped him. 4) Surely a real ginger would never wear an orange t-shirt.
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Post by scfc147 on Jul 9, 2010 18:06:49 GMT
A man walks into Rothbury police station and says, "I hear you're looking for a nutter from Newcastle, I wanna hand myself in, like."
The desk sergeant looks up and says, "Fuck off, Gazza."
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Jul 9, 2010 20:52:47 GMT
I dont find these joke remoatly funny.
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Post by Yorkshirepotter on Jul 9, 2010 21:01:33 GMT
Dear Producer of Glee,
I personally think it would be really cool if the next episode was based on the cast having a trip to England, during which they had to sing songs by English rock band The Police, whilst in authentic uniform.
For the location, I hear Rothbury is nice at this time of year.
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Post by Yorkshirepotter on Jul 9, 2010 21:03:34 GMT
Northumbria Police: Rauol Moat made threats toward the wider public ........ So now he's hunting fat people?
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Post by Yorkshirepotter on Jul 9, 2010 21:04:55 GMT
All those snipers surrounding a Corden. That'll teach the fat fucker for his shit TV programs.
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Post by TheElusiveTramp on Jul 9, 2010 21:07:21 GMT
I can't believe Raoul Moat killed a cop and got away that easily.
If that was me, I would've had 3 stars and a chopper by now.
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Post by Yorkshirepotter on Jul 9, 2010 21:08:53 GMT
Raoul, Raoul, Raoul Moat, lying by the stream.
Police arrive, he's still alive, we're waiting for the scream.
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Post by ravenonthewing on Jul 9, 2010 21:14:46 GMT
Before you post any more of these sick jokes about that murderer in the north east don't bother. It's not even rauolmoatly funny.
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Post by Yorkshirepotter on Jul 9, 2010 21:21:39 GMT
Police vs Raoul Moat: has anyone consulted the octopus?
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Post by ravenonthewing on Jul 9, 2010 21:32:08 GMT
All chippies in Northumberland will remain closed, so you can't have a fishy on a little dishy till the Moat comes in.
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Post by TheElusiveTramp on Jul 9, 2010 22:50:14 GMT
A man walks into Rothbury police station and says, "I hear you're looking for a nutter from Newcastle, I wanna hand myself in, like." The desk sergeant looks up and says, "Fuck off, Gazza." Frightening ;D
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Post by MrDBrent on Jul 10, 2010 15:33:25 GMT
So raoul moat kills one person and then goes and hides in a tent for a few days.
Anyone that's ever played COD will tell you, this is camping.
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According to Police, after shooting the mother of his child in the stomach and murdering her boyfriend in cold blood (RIP), raoul moat logged onto Facebook in order to post a "hitlist" of his next targets.
Presumably, his relationship status also changed to "It's complicated"
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raoul moat has had his Facebook profile deleted on the grounds that he no longer has a face.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by womble on Jul 11, 2010 16:22:31 GMT
Knock Knock Who's there? Gazza Gazza who? Moaty mate, it's me Gazza! Bang.
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Post by Top Stopper on Jul 11, 2010 21:55:32 GMT
I've just phoned the police to tell them that Raoul Moat is in the morgue. Apparently, I'm not eligible for the £10,000 reward.
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Post by followyoudown on Jul 12, 2010 9:36:09 GMT
Say what you like about Raoul Moat but he's a man of his word, he said the next time he came across the police he'd give them a piece of his mind ;D
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Post by LL Cool Dave on Jul 12, 2010 11:50:42 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jul 12, 2010 11:58:10 GMT
Thank you David. For brightening up Hungover Monday.
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Post by tigger68 on Jul 12, 2010 13:19:17 GMT
gazza only turned up because he though someone said raoul moatdrid want to speak to you.................. ;D ;D
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