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Post by gifton9 on Mar 27, 2010 21:26:35 GMT
shat in my mates bag
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Post by salopstick on Mar 27, 2010 21:37:00 GMT
not revised for my exams
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Post by stokie25 on Mar 27, 2010 21:39:48 GMT
Let someone copy my homework because he'd spend weeks away from school as a serious epilepsy sufferer following an attack. The daft twat copied it word for word  |
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Post by french toast on Mar 27, 2010 22:21:12 GMT
absolutely fuck all. that was my mistake
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Post by PoisonedDonkey on Mar 27, 2010 22:56:31 GMT
took art at GCSE.
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Post by Andrew on Mar 28, 2010 0:08:05 GMT
play piggy in the middle with test tubes with acid in them
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Post by jonesinamillion on Mar 28, 2010 1:37:51 GMT
Smoked an 8th of green imediatley before my french exam, i had to be woken up by the teachers when the exam had finished wth only my name & date written on the exam paper.... And i got a G  |
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Post by kidsgrove4 on Mar 28, 2010 2:40:44 GMT
Had sex with my teacher..... Good fun, tho !! |
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Post by nonington on Mar 28, 2010 7:25:16 GMT
Take geometrical engineering drawing just as Mrs.T was destroying our engineering sector.  |
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Post by Orbs on Mar 28, 2010 7:58:31 GMT
Had sex with my teacher..... Good fun, tho !! What was his name?  |
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Post by scfcmacca on Mar 28, 2010 10:13:13 GMT
not attend reguarly not stuffy fall asleep in me exams
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Post by poisonedmonkey on Mar 28, 2010 10:25:22 GMT
Swallowed a pencil sharpener
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Post by Orbs on Mar 28, 2010 11:38:40 GMT
Swallowed a pencil sharpener Did you shit shavings after? |
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Post by dozintheseventees on Mar 28, 2010 11:54:15 GMT
Set off a Fire Extinguisher. That was bad enough in the middle of an English lesson but standing and hosing down the two best looking girls in the class (with a methodical up-and-down movement) was just a little too much for the miserable sod of a teacher. Still - it was well worth the whacking I got!
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Mar 28, 2010 13:18:18 GMT
Got suspended for three days after dicking around with this girl in art, she swiped at me with a pair of scissors so I did it back and managed to cut half of her hair off.
Chucked a rubber very hard at a lad on the front row in a lesson and it twatted the fragile old substitute History teacher in the eye.
Put my knob in a pot full of bolognese sauce in a food tech lesson.
Put a piece of sheep lung in a girl's hair during a dissection in Biology.
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Post by wigginbird on Mar 28, 2010 13:26:45 GMT
Stand around talking to the captain of the cricket team whilst we were queueing to bowl in nets practise, everyone in front of me was watching, so when the fella in the nets slogged it back down the wicket, they all ducked, and I was knocked out for a few seconds as it struck me on the right temple
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Post by Andrew on Mar 28, 2010 15:09:08 GMT
A few more... Calling my supply teacher in History a dick head for telling the boys to shut up even though the girls was talking more and louder, got back to back 1 hour after school detentions for that. Pissing on my teacher's lush porsh, got told to not come in to school the next day. Pushing this dick head down the stair case of the school for taking the mick out of my friends mum, because she had breast cancer, he had to go to hospital. About 3 months later he moved school! I smoked in the school woods at break.. then next lesson we had a supply teacher who was the head teacher at our school, and he smelled it on us. He searched our bags and found about 10 cigarettes in mine and 1 or 2 in the others. As my head teacher is a top guy he wasn't that annoyed, he said he did the same in school! Bringing in a knife and using to cut down a small tree at break, got into a lot of trouble for that.  |
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Post by stokie25 on Mar 28, 2010 15:30:00 GMT
Andrew, more concerning than those antics is that you still have 3 more years to go ;D
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Post by Arthurdollar on Mar 28, 2010 15:41:14 GMT
Went.
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Post by Andrew on Mar 28, 2010 15:43:59 GMT
Andrew, more concerning than those antics is that you still have 3 more years to go ;D I wonder whats next Most of that was Year 7, I pissed on my teachers car about a month ago, about a week before I registered on the oatcake! |
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Post by stokie25 on Mar 28, 2010 15:45:58 GMT
that's why you didn't have to undergo an initiation then andrew Now you're here you can channel your delinquent ways into this side of the board |
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Post by actionjackson on Mar 28, 2010 15:47:50 GMT
Fighting on the top deck of me school bus and got pinned against one of the windows.a pile on started with me against the window still and it went through! i was hanging off the bus half way down the A34! we never had a double decker again and never saw the driver either!
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Post by Andrew on Mar 28, 2010 16:04:22 GMT
Fighting on the top deck of me school bus and got pinned against one of the windows.a pile on started with me against the window still and it went through! i was hanging off the bus half way down the A34! we never had a double decker again and never saw the driver either! Beats any of mine  |
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Post by poisonedmonkey on Mar 28, 2010 17:20:06 GMT
Swallowed a pencil sharpener Did you shit shavings after? Yes mate and the blade......tore my arse to ribbons it did |
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Post by luke45 on Mar 28, 2010 18:56:02 GMT
Spent my Art GCSE Exam on a laptop on the oatcake and ended up getting an F.
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Post by ravenonthewing on Mar 28, 2010 19:14:47 GMT
This is the perfect thread for that poster who sucked his mate off for a £5er can't remember his name but...... .....it was worth every penny |
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Post by Beardy200 on Mar 28, 2010 19:20:02 GMT
This is the perfect thread for that poster who sucked his mate off for a £5er can't remember his name but...... .....it was worth every penny Try the thread starter and i think you've found him. |
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Post by potterglen on Mar 28, 2010 19:25:35 GMT
Messed about in every class except PE, left with CSE in Art. What a fool.
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Post by ravenonthewing on Mar 28, 2010 19:27:31 GMT
This is the perfect thread for that poster who sucked his mate off for a £5er can't remember his name but...... .....it was worth every penny Try the thread starter and i think you've found him. . |
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Post by jamlander on Mar 28, 2010 19:55:24 GMT
Absolutely nothing wrong at all, but my son's making up for me
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