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Post by londonjamie on Mar 28, 2010 22:25:12 GMT
Stand around talking to the captain of the cricket team whilst we were queueing to bowl in nets practise, everyone in front of me was watching, so when the fella in the nets slogged it back down the wicket, they all ducked, and I was knocked out for a few seconds as it struck me on the right temple That explains some of your threads...
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Post by kidsgrove4 on Mar 28, 2010 22:42:42 GMT
Had sex with my teacher..... Good fun, tho !! What was his name? His name was.....aah, you tricker. You tricked me ! "Please sir, may I have another?"
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Post by ravenonthewing on Mar 28, 2010 22:47:55 GMT
What was his name? His name was.....aah, you tricker. You tricked me ! "Please sir, may I have another?" goodnite mr chips
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Post by ihaveadream on Mar 29, 2010 12:39:06 GMT
Was passing the bell so pressed it really hard, it got stuck & rang continuously for about 10 mins
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Post by Cupid Stunt on Mar 29, 2010 18:46:14 GMT
Standing up to the lad in the year above who had an ASBO. One dosy twat in my year had ago at him as he threw our football over the fence, the ASBO kid wasn't impressed and chucked a fag lighter at him, missing by about 2 metres. I then sarcastically said "yeah, that was a good shot wasn't it ASBO?" He then chased me down the tennis courts up to the canteen where I hid til the end of lunch having managed to lose him through the packed canteen. At the end of lunch I then needed to return to the tennis courts to get my bag, so I waited for everyone to go to registartion to make sure he wouldn't be there. I went and got my bag, started walking to registration when he then walked up behind me pinned me against a wall and started strangling me whilst throwing punches at me left, right and centre. He then stopped and said he'd stab me if I tried to look hard in front of my mates again ;D
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Post by boppa74 on Mar 29, 2010 21:48:23 GMT
Ate a beetle once during a Maths lesson
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Post by neoisd1 on Mar 30, 2010 0:44:05 GMT
When I was 6 or 7 in primary school, my mate told me that if I shoved the rubber off the end of a pencil in my ear, it would fall out the other side. After 10 minutes of trying to ram it up, I realised it wasn't going to work, trouble was, I couldn't get the fucking rubber out again.
I went home and told my mother what had happened, she tried a knife, no use, she tried twatting me across the opposite side of the head, no use, she ran a bath and dunked my head under water hoping it would float out of my ear, no use! She eventually took me to A+E where they got the sharpest knitting needle you have ever seen, and proceeded to try and skewer the rubber. It was at this time, while I was in serious agony, my mother turned and looked into my anguished eyes and said "oh I know, I should have got the hoover on it".
They eventually stuck the needle into it, and removed it from my ear. And in a roundabout way the whole experience has made me who I am today. I question EVERYTHING!
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Post by addistokie on Mar 30, 2010 0:52:05 GMT
Was playing in the garden with a cable tie...knowing how they worked was very careful as daddy had always told me be careful...this one didnt work though..i did it up..it came undone...so i thought would make a lovely bracelet...only this time i did it up correct way...got stuck on my wrist...after ages of struggling to get it off dad asked what was wrong....nothing i said and proceeded to pull it tighter and tighter. dad finally found me trying to get it off with some scissors and a blue hand.....out came the kitchen knife and away he hacked to get it off. He never cut me, and got it off very quickly.....
I still to this day HATE cable ties!! and know that Daddy knows best!
;D
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Post by StokieMatt on Mar 30, 2010 0:55:51 GMT
chasing each other with bunsen burners and splints on fire wasnt a good idea
or seeing how much magnesium we could burn at once, fecking thing burnt a hole in the desk
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Post by neoisd1 on Mar 30, 2010 1:06:09 GMT
In high school, I told a friend of mine, as a joke, that you could make speed (amphetamines) by getting some talcum powder, put it in some tin foil and squirt the last remains of an aerosol can into it. The following day after his mum caught him trying to make this concoction, I was called into the headmasters office, confronted by him and his mum, wanting to know why I had told him this, and if I was actually doing this myself and dealing the results on the playground!!!!
The words, joke, your son and prick didn't go down too well and I had to do a months litter duty.
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Post by trend....... on Mar 30, 2010 8:49:22 GMT
I shit me self in year 4 in PE. next morning in assembly there was big circle where i did the wonderful deed. i was so proud.
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Post by trend....... on Mar 30, 2010 8:54:30 GMT
and in year 10 the computer genius in my class found a way to send messages to each other through the computers when we logged on.
he then told me this code to put before my message, i simple put 'fuck off' (or something similar and offensive) and i had then sent it to every single computer in the school, even all the staff ones. so when ever anyone next logged they had a extremely nice welcoming message.
of course they traced it back to my log in and i was then threatened to be expelled but i only ended up being suspended for 2 weeks.
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Post by Arthurdollar on Mar 30, 2010 8:57:28 GMT
More embarresing in case, i was having a wank under the dinner table when it seemed to go dark i looked up and this big penguin Nun was towering above me witnessing my act. I bet the candles got a bashing later, cos i fuckin did. ;D
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Post by french toast on Mar 30, 2010 9:04:50 GMT
i was walking my sister up to her friends house past the school, when some lad a year below me said is that your girlfriend you peado (usually i would laugh it off) but he shouted it quite loud so i had to do something, so i walked up to him and nutted the cunt, got in to school about 10 minutes later, and the scottish twat of a teacher was trying to get me expelled. Surely the lad shouldnt have provocked me infront of dozons of people? anyway my head of year got me out of it!
cunt, i have seen him since school (the teacher) and have clearly explained to him exactly how i feel about him
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Post by isaaccox on Mar 30, 2010 9:18:02 GMT
Went on a school trip, there was about 4 different hotel rooms and me and about 4 others were in the one furthest away from where the teachers slept so we thought we could do anything.Anyway we put the beds together and had a royal rumble style fight, anyway, because i'm tall i jumped on the bed and my head hit the ceiling, i ended up knocking myself out for a couple of seconds.Also on that trip, we were messing about again in the hotel room and i pretended to bum someone and the R.E teacher came in while i was doing it ;D
Another time was when we were having mass, for some reason the father always used to kiss the table.Anyway i just said "why is he getting off with the table" and he actually heard me.After the mass he made me sing to the fcucking rest of the class in the hall and that was embarrasing.
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Mar 30, 2010 17:37:13 GMT
Turn up.
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