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Post by LDE76 on Feb 23, 2008 10:18:00 GMT
"We are more than capable of beating them and will be in a better position to beat them than we were against Watford. Stoke are an effective side side playing similar football to Watford, but not quite as effective".
Have I missed something here?
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Post by Fred Astaire on Feb 23, 2008 10:22:54 GMT
Well, it's effectively got us one place higher than Watford in the league. It's effectively got us the fewest defeats in the league. It's got us effectively the 2nd highest scoring team in the league. And it's effectively got us a few places higher than Dipshit Town in the league.
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Post by ted1965 on Feb 23, 2008 10:28:47 GMT
so effectively he's saying he thinks they can be effective because we're not as aeffective as Watford. I think that's yokel for we have little chance but you always need to keep hope in your heart, oil in your tractor and a condom for the ewe.
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Post by Stick It On Cort's Head on Feb 23, 2008 10:30:17 GMT
"we play football"
who fucking cares, lets fucking hoof it up in the air all the time and win 1-0 today. Just to get on their nerves.
CUNTS!
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Post by howard moon is a stokie on Feb 23, 2008 10:44:22 GMT
pissing myself sioch have some karma
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Post by robin1302 on Feb 23, 2008 10:46:19 GMT
;D
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Post by fullerlegend on Feb 23, 2008 10:48:09 GMT
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Post by stennymuir on Feb 23, 2008 10:49:10 GMT
SIOCH,
Just noticed your karma rating,who did you offend to get such a bad rating?
Ps will give you some karma later when i log back in.
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Post by Stick It On Cort's Head on Feb 23, 2008 10:51:53 GMT
Stenny.
God knows ....
I seem to get smited every minute though ;D
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Post by LDE76 on Feb 23, 2008 10:57:09 GMT
It'd be ace if we won 6-0, with all of the goals being eighty-yard punts out of defence which go straight in. On hearing the news, Tony Mowbray will speed away from the West Brom game and head towards Stoke so that he can protest in person. He'll get to within two hundred yards of The Brit, at which point he'll crash into Alan Pardew, who's on the same mission, and blow up.  |
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Post by ted1965 on Feb 23, 2008 11:06:30 GMT
Now LDE76, that would make a great and finally item on the news tonight, with a big smile on the presenters face just after he showed all the goals and announced Stoke are still top of the Championship.
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Post by LDE76 on Feb 23, 2008 11:14:02 GMT
;D
"And finally, on a lighter note, West Bromwich Albion manager Tony Mowbray today died in a hideous fireball, just yards from the stadium of some football club who's name escapes me. It hasn't yet been confirmed what he was doing in the area, as his famed team of entertainers were in action against Hull at the time, although witnesses state that he did exclaim 'that's it! they're not going to get away with it this time!' as he sped away from the Hawthorns".
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Post by Fred Astaire on Feb 23, 2008 11:17:56 GMT
...fortuitously a film crew from hit sunday morning ITV show "the Championship" were on hand to capture the incident as it happened. Presenter Matt Smith even recieved severe scorch marks to the anus as he rushed into the flames to drag out the wailing Mowbray.
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Post by LDE76 on Feb 23, 2008 11:26:50 GMT
"Stoke City, meanwhile, cemented their place at the top of the Championship with a 2-1 victory over Ipswich Town. The Potters' goals were scored against an Ipswich defence left temporarily blind, as plumes of smoke from a nearby car accident drifted into the Britannia Stadium".
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Post by stokecityscott on Feb 23, 2008 12:14:30 GMT
what a pisser. ;D
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Post by ted1965 on Feb 23, 2008 12:28:50 GMT
Tony Pulis denied allegations from central news and the excuse and stir that he or any other person connected to Stoke were seen pouring petrol over the blaze, he merely commented I was concerned that the fire engine would have a wasted journey and we were merely fanning the flames in an effort to keep Tony cool until they arrived. He also said the samba version of Delilah was sung as a moving tribute to the former boss of Rio De Brazil.
After dragging Mowbrey from the flames there were gasps or horror from the emergency crews at the damage the blaze had done to his face, till someone pointed out, his face always looks like that.
The coverage of his State funeral will take the place of the Championship next sunday.
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