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Post by Northy on Feb 14, 2008 7:21:46 GMT
A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
" I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own f___ing blanket."
After a moment of silence, he farted.
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Post by y_oh_y_delilah on Feb 14, 2008 8:41:39 GMT
;D at Northwich. ..........but not as funny as the reaction I got this morning when it became apparant that I'd forgot it was Val's Day!  (so much to think about right now, what with two games in a week and all that!) |
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Post by Dingdangdoo on Feb 14, 2008 9:24:24 GMT
well last year I booked a table for two for me and mar lady...........dim lighting the lot.......
what a waste of time that was................
she only potted 2 balls all night!!!!!
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Post by Northy on Feb 14, 2008 9:28:13 GMT
Couple of Bolton fans at work here, they are taking the kids and their mates to the match tonight, no sign of the wives going there at all - priorities  |
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Post by wembley4372 on Feb 14, 2008 9:36:44 GMT
nws - no reflection on your mates but the wives probably prefer a night away from the kids!
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Post by Northy on Feb 14, 2008 10:38:16 GMT
wembley In the words of peter Kay "how dare you" I didn't say they were mates, just blokes at work. Mates with Bolton fans, whatever next, sex with Hilda Ogden  |
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Post by wembley4372 on Feb 14, 2008 11:20:43 GMT
Apologies NWS no slur on your character was intended.
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Post by jpm64 on Feb 14, 2008 11:23:39 GMT
Sex with Hilda ???  Why Ever not  |
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Post by wembley4372 on Feb 14, 2008 11:25:19 GMT
got her own business now - somewhere in yorkshire
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Feb 14, 2008 11:50:49 GMT
Love the last line that's been glued on! ;D
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