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Post by ted1965 on Feb 13, 2008 8:08:05 GMT
After yet another shocking performance by an opposition side at the new Yamacana stadium previously known as the Whorethorns, it has been decided to set up a new panel to arbitrate matches involving West Brazil Albion, the new pools panel like committee will watch edited highlights from the Championship and decide on all results from over the season and whether the results should stand. The committee was needed declared the Championship’s editor because too many sides had the audacity to actually attempt to beat Brazil and who ever heard of Brazil losing nine games in one season, we are delighted that the league will soon take it’s proper shape and the Black country Brazilians will be over the hill and far away, leaving the thuggish sides to fight out who accompanies them into the Premiership next season.
The committee will be headed by Tony Mowbrey himself along with veteran footballer John Wile and the editor of the excuse and stir. There will be no bias towards Brazil claimed a delighted Mowbrey as he immediately declared an 8-1 victory over promotion rivals Stoke city from their original 1-1 draw at the newly named Yamacana stadium, we just felt the Hawthorns sounded to English to accommodate our style of free flowing Internationally renowned football.
Mowbrey announced the committee would of course be fair minded and not in any way biased towards Brazil, though it would take into account the totally biased refereeing in games where they had lost points, allowing sides to actually score goals where they had obviously committed a football indiscretion by removing the ball illegally from one of his Brazilians feet in what he described as tackling in a manner designed to get the ball and then the even more heinous crime of propelling the ball to the other end of the pitch and abusing it until it crossed their gaol line in a manner likely to cause offence to him and his side know to all as an illegal goal, which was designed to gain the opposition an advantage known to them as a victory and to the rest of the civilized world as cheating the Brazilians out of their just rewards for being Brazil.
The revised league table will appear in the Excuse and Stir tomorrow morning and the victory parade will be held instead of Saturdays glorious 9-0 cup win over Coventry around the streets of Rio De Smethwick when Brazil will parade the Championship trophy before the hoards of adoring supporters a special faggot and peas carnival dinner will be served at the Yamacana later.
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Post by stokieforever2008 on Feb 13, 2008 8:50:18 GMT
great post have some karma
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Post by banburypotter on Feb 13, 2008 9:43:55 GMT
have some karma for that ted, rio de smethwick ;D ;D ;D
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