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Post by Jamo on the wing on Feb 10, 2008 21:53:07 GMT
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The Excuse and Star can exclusively reveal that high level talks between West Midlands rivals West Bromich Albion and Wolverhampton Wanderers have taken place to see if there is the possibility of re-claiming the 8 points that Stoke City have taken off them in their four games against the local rivals.
Albion who are currently wowing the divison in second place by playing in a style not seen since the brilliant Dutch national team of the 1970's are a massive one point and two places ahead of the thuggish north Staffordshire club and feel quite rightly that Stoke's ugly and barbaric performances against them could leave the FA with no choice than award the 4 points back to the Baggies.
In a similar vein, Wolves supremo Mick "I'm Irish you know?" McCarthy has accused the Potters of playing with 12 men against the famous gold shirted Wolves in their lucky 4-2 win at Molenieux.
Speaking exclusively to the Excuse, Mick said "We felt Stoke had the referee playing for them, to be sure. We should have had at least 10 penalties and I feel like somebody has stolen my lucky four leafed clover."
When asked whether he thought Stoke should have been awarded a first half spot kick to make the game 2-0, McCarthy added "I didn't see it to be sure, I was too busy having the craic"
In an unprecedented display of unity both bosses of the high flying West Midlands teams stated that Stoke are a very lucky side who just lump the ball up field and definitely don't have a player capable of running with the ball at speed beating defenders and scoring great goals.
Ugly Albion boss Tony"I'm hideous" Mowbray declined to comment perfering to spend his time jizzing off over a DVD of Albions great lateral passing movements in their recent and highly controversial defeat against Barnsley. He was however said to be furious when his initial thoughts about Saturday's defeat were confirmed when he saw Barnsley players tackling and shooting against Premiership bound West Brom.
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Post by LDE76 on Feb 10, 2008 22:00:08 GMT
 I hope it doesn't happen, though. Imagine the grotesque hybrid depicted on the new club badge? Half wolf, half song thrush? Going back to my time at university, I think the latin name for this new species would be Turdus lupus. 
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Post by Jamo on the wing on Feb 10, 2008 22:01:25 GMT
Could just be a Wolf with thrush LDE?  |
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Post by wolvesryan on Feb 10, 2008 22:15:21 GMT
keep ya points going nowhere anyway unlike the mighty wolves with morgan's millions we'll be in the prem no time and stay there, stoke will just do a derby it's true!!!
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Post by Jamo on the wing on Feb 10, 2008 22:18:43 GMT
Yam, yam, yam, yam.
Oh and yam as well.
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Post by LDE76 on Feb 10, 2008 22:18:56 GMT
Thanks, we will. Can we keep all the change as well?
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Post by fullerlegend on Feb 10, 2008 22:28:32 GMT
ahahahah, what nobs.
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Post by kidsgrovepotter on Feb 10, 2008 22:48:30 GMT
o dear cheers for the points.
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Post by albion on Feb 11, 2008 8:17:07 GMT
Just a quick point, the Express and Star is Wolves biased. It's well known.
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Post by ted1965 on Feb 11, 2008 9:30:55 GMT
well Wolves had Haywards millions remind me again how long you were in the Prem again.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 11, 2008 9:38:49 GMT
Love it!!!
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Post by rabbigan on Feb 11, 2008 15:14:23 GMT
Jamo,
Am just mopping up slash as my bladder was unable to cope with your Excuse and Star report.
Mowbray "Jizzing off" proved the final breach in my aging defences.
Keep up the good work and I shall secure a ream of blotting paper to me Y-fronts.
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Post by Bowd1863 on Feb 11, 2008 15:49:03 GMT
Nice one Jamo ;D
Have some Karma.
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Post by JoeStoke on Feb 11, 2008 15:54:22 GMT
haha quality. lets hope the FA decide to keep the points standing, and just to annoy them even mroe lets hope we finish above them. Although it will b hard i've heard Ronaldiniho could be intised to WBA on loan for the rest of the season with a view to a permanant move, apparently he is being intised by the Brazilian style of play adopted by WBA this season
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Post by albion on Feb 11, 2008 17:06:40 GMT
Intised?
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Post by jay1610 on Feb 11, 2008 18:23:10 GMT
Enticed, like you've never spelt anything wrong you pedantic berk.
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Post by Jamo on the wing on Feb 11, 2008 20:06:31 GMT
rabbigan, Glad you found it amusing  If your lot took your heads out of your pretentious arses you may be able to have a laugh about stuff like that but alas you have no sense of humour where your club is concerned. That is why most supporters in this division see you as cocky bastards who, just because you've had a couple of years in the Prem see yourselves as infinitely superior to the rest of us and try to belittle clubs in the SAME division that the ahem "mighty" Albion currently reside in. Luckily us thugs at Stoke know thats total bollocks. |
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Post by swipers on Feb 11, 2008 20:39:09 GMT
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by padders01 on Feb 11, 2008 20:43:54 GMT
Great stuff Jamo
Have some karma ;D
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Post by albion on Feb 12, 2008 17:24:11 GMT
rabbigan, Glad you found it amusing If your lot took your heads out of your pretentious arses you may be able to have a laugh about stuff like that but alas you have no sense of humour where your club is concerned. That is why most supporters in this division see you as cocky bastards who, just because you've had a couple of years in the Prem see yourselves as infinitely superior to the rest of us and try to belittle clubs in the SAME division that the ahem "mighty" Albion currently reside in. Luckily us thugs at Stoke know thats total bollocks. Just utter nonsense. |
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Post by albion on Feb 12, 2008 17:25:13 GMT
Enticed, like you've never spelt anything wrong you pedantic berk. Oh yeah like the subject matter isn't pedantic is it?  |
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Post by LH_SCFC on Feb 12, 2008 18:51:51 GMT
Did it seriously take you 23 hours to come up with that rejoinder?
I bet this thread was playing on your mind all night.
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Post by LDE76 on Feb 13, 2008 19:36:36 GMT
The plot thickens:  "Tone! Leave it, Tone! We shall bide our time and lie in wait, like a panther stalking its prey. And then, when they least expect it, we shall strike! Strike, like a cobra! And then, my brother, we shall reclaim our rightful place as overlords of the Championship and rule for all eternity. We shall be gods! Gods! Muuuaaaahaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Muaaahhhhahahahahahahahahah!" That's what I think it looks like he's saying, anyway. |
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Post by Jamo on the wing on Feb 13, 2008 19:41:17 GMT
See the Excuse and Star is never wrong. It is a very respectable publication you know?
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Post by LDE76 on Feb 13, 2008 19:43:15 GMT
What's the betting that they've already secretly appointed Bob Hall as Minister for Propaganda ???
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Post by soicowboy on Feb 13, 2008 19:46:09 GMT
Wolves do have a reputation of buying quality players you're right ;D
Am a bit worried they might finish in the top half
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Post by k3ttl3 on Feb 13, 2008 21:23:54 GMT
I think that is the most immature post Ive ever seen on any clubs board  |
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Post by Jamo on the wing on Feb 13, 2008 21:26:50 GMT
Lighten up you miserable bstard.
If you can't laugh at yourselves who the fook can you laugh at?
Anyway if it's that immature why lower yourself to even comment on it?
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Post by k3ttl3 on Feb 13, 2008 21:31:54 GMT
I think its good and active for other fans to go on other forums and post and see what other teams are talking about. I do Stoke fans points abut albion thinking they are the best team in the world but this is only a minority. I have never at any point disrespected another championship side and despite my opinions of stoke, you are up there on merit like us, Bristol City and Watford.
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Post by jarhead on Feb 13, 2008 21:32:17 GMT
pisser jamo
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