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Post by EccyStokie on Apr 2, 2009 19:17:30 GMT
Q: How many Man United fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 560,001. That is 1 to change it, 60,000 to say they've been changing it for years and 500,000 to buy the replica kit.
Q: What do you call a Mancunian with no arms and legs?
A: Trustworthy.
Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Man Utd. fan?
A: Skid marks in front of the dog.
Q: What's the difference between a Man-U fan and a Vibrator?
A: A Man U fan is a real dick
Just thought id brighten your day up ever so slightly
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Post by One-Two on Apr 2, 2009 19:21:14 GMT
how many Man U fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
2, one to change it, and one to drive them back to Portsmouth
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Post by luke45 on Apr 2, 2009 19:25:42 GMT
;D
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Post by mrpickles on Apr 2, 2009 19:26:12 GMT
;D the old ones are the best aren't they
teacher to class - what does your dad do at weekends? johnny says 'he's a dancer in a gay bar and sometimes if the money's right, he lets punters bang his arse and cum in his mouth' Teacher pulling johnny aside, 'is that true?' 'NO miss, truth is he plays football for port vale but i was too embarrassed to say!'
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Post by jacka118 on Apr 2, 2009 19:38:04 GMT
haha
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