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Post by Onneravineet on Jan 31, 2008 9:56:34 GMT
Last one for a while! (please forgive lazy stereotyping)
Ring Ring…
Ring Ring…
GM – Hello
TP – Gazza, Tone
GM – umm er.. I sollee you have wong number
TP – Ha yes yes very funny… come off it I know it’s you
GM – Yes Yes Yu.. Yu Wong.. my name
TP – Gary it’s Tony… Tony Pulis??
GM – I velly sollee I no know Tony, this is Chinese take away, I go now sollee!
TP – Oh Triffic, sorry for bothering you bye…???
Ring Ring…
Ring Ring…
HR – Allo
TP – H, Tone
HR – Errr… I’m very sorry sir, we are closing at the moment bud bud
TP – Aye… H what you on about???
HR – What you be wanting sir bud bud?
TP – Harry, come on mate it’s me… Tone
HR – I very sorry sir I am not be knowing a Harry we have a Saboo bud bud
TP – Oh..
HR – This is being Indian takeaway bud bud
TP – Ok sorry for bothering you.
Ring Ring..
Ring Ring..
GM – I know what you’re going to say..
HR – Has he rung you then ha ha
GM – Yes I feel awful for doing that..
HR – Naaa He’ll be ok, after all how many fecking defenders does one team need!
GM – Suppose so.
HR – Listen as soon as my lads get back I’ll send him a big black un, he’ll love that!
GM – Yes ok, I had a word with Helgusson you know but he really doesn’t want to go!
HR – Doesn’t fancy the travelling aye?
GM – No he says he’s fucking wank at RIGHT BACK!! HA HA HA
HR – HA HA HA!!! NOW That is a right touch!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 31, 2008 10:07:32 GMT
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The humour from this post has been removed by an administrator
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Post by Onneravineet on Jan 31, 2008 10:09:20 GMT
Tisn't that bad is it?
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Post by Parksy on Jan 31, 2008 10:10:19 GMT
Tumbleweed is seen blowing through N-u-L  |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 31, 2008 10:10:47 GMT
It’s alrate, just winding mate!!!
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Post by Onneravineet on Jan 31, 2008 10:11:13 GMT
Cheers Parksy... it's on it's way to the Brit, the only thing that is by the looks of it!
Cheers Whydelilah.. where's your pic gone
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Post by garyhackett on Jan 31, 2008 10:11:33 GMT
erm....not funny at all, sorry
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Post by Onneravineet on Jan 31, 2008 10:13:09 GMT
have to admitt.. it's got fuck all on your signing rumours! Better fecking timing though!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 31, 2008 10:16:01 GMT
Where has my picture gone?????????
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Post by Onneravineet on Jan 31, 2008 10:16:36 GMT
you did have one or am I going mad?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 31, 2008 10:18:30 GMT
Yes I did mate, It’s Quentin Tarantino. I haven’t removed it, I’m confused!!!!
Send out a search party!!!
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Post by Onneravineet on Jan 31, 2008 10:22:14 GMT
He's back!
was he there all the time as it didn't show up on my screen, he is there now though.
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Post by Onneravineet on Jan 31, 2008 10:30:47 GMT
My connection is slow... just checked, something is wrong today! Sorry for the confusion Whydelilah
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Post by Deleted on Jan 31, 2008 10:32:10 GMT
No worries bud. It just reappeared all on it’s own!!
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Post by Onneravineet on Jan 31, 2008 10:54:28 GMT
I know it's not that funny but someone's fecking smiting me's a bit OTT  |
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Post by Pedropotter on Jan 31, 2008 10:57:02 GMT
I thought it was quite good.... have some karmage  |
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Post by Onneravineet on Jan 31, 2008 11:00:07 GMT
Cheers Pedro, owe you one! (used it on Fullernews!)
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