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Post by RINGO STARR on Feb 18, 2009 21:27:48 GMT
Ok Ok Ok! Seeing as my introduction to the message boards has seen y_o_ydelilah, stokietillidied and Lord Of The Board get a little excited I thought we could all come together in (sweet) harmony to discuss the following topic.
This ones for you lads.
WHO IS THE BESTEST PLAYER TO PLAY AT STRIKA FOR STOKE CITY FC IN 2008/09?
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Post by sammychung on Feb 18, 2009 21:28:48 GMT
Beattosaurus!
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Post by stokie25 on Feb 18, 2009 21:31:00 GMT
Beattie, in his limited time with us...Fuller for the long haul ;D
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Post by Deleted on Feb 18, 2009 21:31:03 GMT
Osama bin laden ?
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Feb 18, 2009 21:33:39 GMT
Dave Kitson
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Post by PickSCFC on Feb 18, 2009 21:36:06 GMT
Vincent Pericard
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Post by walrus on Feb 18, 2009 21:36:15 GMT
What's a strika?
I would like to pose my own question, ''who is the best striker we have this season?''
In answer, I would say Beattie.
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Post by RINGO STARR on Feb 18, 2009 21:46:17 GMT
Ringo Starr predicts that Kitson will be the saviour.
The day will be Stoke City's home game V's Newcastle United. With the game poised at 1-1, Kitson will step off the bench and score the goal that gives Stoke the victory. Resulting in a league position that takes them 5 points clear off the relegation zone.
He'll then get sent off for a celebration that sees him running past the bitter Geordies whilst taking off his shirt to display a vest with handwritten messages "ANT & DEC, JIMMY NAIL & ROBSON GREENE CAN ALL EAT MY GINGER PUBES"
Make sure you get your tickets in advance chaps and don't leave it late like Ringo does.
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Post by stokie25 on Feb 18, 2009 21:57:18 GMT
If Kitson turns out to be our saviour - I'LL eat his Ginger pubes  That'll be footballing History in the making..."striker saves Stoke City whilst on bench in his track suit...AGAIN" ;D |
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Post by crimesy on Feb 18, 2009 22:04:36 GMT
The Best Striker * Sorry i had to correct you there.
2 goals and 1 assist in 4 games tells me it JAMESSS BEAATOOOOOOOOOOO
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Post by Olgrligm on Feb 18, 2009 22:07:11 GMT
If Kitson turns out to be our saviour - I'LL eat his Ginger pubes That'll be footballing History in the making..."striker saves Stoke City whilst on bench in his track suit...AGAIN" ;D When he feels pity for Kitson, Adby sometimes lends him his laser eyes, which Kitson then uses to influence the match from the sidelines. |
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Post by stokie5554 on Feb 18, 2009 22:11:09 GMT
:L:L Funny ^
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Post by stokie25 on Feb 18, 2009 22:14:25 GMT
If Kitson turns out to be our saviour - I'LL eat his Ginger pubes That'll be footballing History in the making..."striker saves Stoke City whilst on bench in his track suit...AGAIN" ;D When he feels pity for Kitson, Adby sometimes lends him his laser eyes, which Kitson then uses to influence the match from the sidelines. i stand corrected MD...i always wondered if that hair colour recieved data from the MIR space shuttle....i feel such a fool ;D |
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Post by evans1863 on Feb 19, 2009 3:16:40 GMT
Rikki Dadason. First game when he scored that late winner in the 3-2 win over Barnsley we all expected so much of him |
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Post by y_oh_y_delilah on Feb 19, 2009 8:59:38 GMT
Hey Ringo, that's a first - the first time my user_name has been used in the first line of a post. You and your dad fancy a pint before the Pompey game on Saturday? Oh! sod it, forgot - you can't get a ticket can you!! PS No vitriol please, only my weak attempt at light humour!! ;D |
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Post by chunky on Feb 19, 2009 9:06:45 GMT
cresswell
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Post by broadwayroundabout on Feb 19, 2009 9:28:26 GMT
If Kitson turns out to be our saviour - I'LL eat his Ginger pubes That'll be footballing History in the making..."striker saves Stoke City whilst on bench in his track suit...AGAIN" ;D Youtube crashes......1,773,445,876,599, hits on a sunday morning as stoke fan chokes to death as ginger pubes slash his throat as he tries to eat them and Stoke star striker carried off with bite marks around his genitallia, caught on camera. |
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Post by stokietillidied on Feb 19, 2009 9:51:08 GMT
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Post by stokietillidied on Feb 19, 2009 9:52:37 GMT
Hey Ringo, that's a first - the first time my user_name has been used in the first line of a post. You and your dad fancy a pint before the Pompey game on Saturday? Oh! sod it, forgot - you can't get a ticket can you!! PS No vitriol please, only my weak attempt at light humour!! ;D Lol....me too ;D |
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Post by RINGO STARR on Feb 19, 2009 11:35:56 GMT
Glad you liked it chaps.
No vitriol from me Stokie.
Also, the strika spelling was meant as a tongue in cheek joke against some of the posters on here who use text speak. For those who may have got the reference I also used the word 'bestest' as a bit of a joke.
Seems you all missed the irony of it all. I had sampled two bottles of Red when writing this last night and it seemed funnier then than it does now.
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Post by lew86 on Feb 19, 2009 11:43:11 GMT
If Kitson turns out to be our saviour - I'LL eat his Ginger pubes That'll be footballing History in the making..."striker saves Stoke City whilst on bench in his track suit...AGAIN" ;D I'll second that mate and wear them as a beard till next season, preaching of kitsons greatness in the middle of hanley. But. Beatties where its at ;D |
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