is our resident jamaican a pot head?
ive been doing some critical research into fullers state and i think ive found out the problem.
CASE 1paranoia - we have seen (not as much this season) but the two previous, that fuller can get into abit of trouble on the pitch, handbags and that, could this stem from paranoia? brought on by the effects of marijuana?, lets take an example
fuller runs at opposition defender but gets tackled,
opp defender - "your wank fuller"
fuller hears, because of paranoia and the noisey brittania stadium,
"your mum wanked me off fuller"
so fuller would obviously retaliate.
CASE 2"Some people may feel chilled out and relaxed"
We have seen fuller, one minute he's running at defenders, the next he wont challenge for a ball 5 feet away, could he be taking a cheeky toke when no ones looking and feeling the side effects?
CASE 3my girlfriends little brother said to me a few months ago after the tottenham home match "fullers put on weight hasent he"
"Hunger pangs are common and are known as 'getting the munchies"
CASE 4aggression - aggression is defined in the oxford english dictionary as ;
"a disposition to behave aggressively"
to act aggressively is defined in the oxford english dictionary as ;
"a feeling of hostility that arouses thoughts of attack"
lets think back shall we, to west ham,
Andy griffin fluffs a clearence and west ham equalise,
Ricardo - "that was your fault Andy"
Andy - "that was your fault Ricardo"
Ricardo hears drones from the stoke fans and starts to feel PARANOID and AGGRESSIVE.
Andy - "never mind ay, we can still win th......SLAP!"
fuller has just slapped his captain in an act of mental insanity.
"If you’ve a history of mental health problems, then taking cannabis is not a good idea: It can cause paranoia in the short term, but in those with a pre-existing psychotic illness, such as schizophrenia, it can contribute to relapse."
i rest my very well thought out case.
