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Post by mistersausage on Jan 28, 2009 0:17:52 GMT
All bollocks and I'm sick of fucking seeing them. Yeah .... I spoke to God yesterday and he told me that a mate of his had heard a whisper from a mate of a reliable sources best mates wife's cousins son that Jesus was going to sign for Stoke and that the Potters were going to be his disciples. I'll believe it when I see the bearded one standing on the Boothen wearing a stoke kit  |
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Post by luke45 on Jan 28, 2009 0:22:45 GMT
In all seriousness i think Jesus is worth a punt if we can agree the right fee, we could stick him at left-back and try higgy in the centre.
Here's hoping.
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Post by Beardy200 on Jan 28, 2009 0:28:03 GMT
All bollocks and I'm sick of fucking seeing them. Yeah .... I spoke to God yesterday and he told me that a mate of his had heard a whisper from a mate of a reliable sources best mates wife's cousins son that Jesus was going to sign for Stoke and that the Potters were going to be his disciples. I'll believe it when I see the bearded one standing on the Boothen wearing a stoke kit I'm here 'underneath' the Boothen. Where do you want me to play? ;D  |
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Post by LDE76 on Jan 28, 2009 0:30:19 GMT
In all seriousness i think Jesus is worth a punt if we can agree the right fee, we could stick him at left-back and try higgy in the centre. Here's hoping. I thought he played tonight. I'm sure I heard someone say "and up front, it's James Beattie and...JESUS CHRIST...!" |
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Jan 28, 2009 0:35:39 GMT
In all seriousness i think Jesus is worth a punt if we can agree the right fee, we could stick him at left-back and try higgy in the centre. Here's hoping. I thought he played tonight. I'm sure I heard someone say "and up front, it's James Beattie and...JESUS CHRIST...!" Very good. ;D |
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Post by Beloved Monkfish on Jan 28, 2009 0:38:04 GMT
All bollocks and I'm sick of fucking seeing them. Yeah .... I spoke to God yesterday and he told me that a mate of his had heard a whisper from a mate of a reliable sources best mates wife's cousins son that Jesus was going to sign for Stoke and that the Potters were going to be his disciples. I'll believe it when I see the bearded one standing on the Boothen wearing a stoke kit Who? Ilford Dave? |
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Post by luke45 on Jan 28, 2009 0:41:25 GMT
In all seriousness i think Jesus is worth a punt if we can agree the right fee, we could stick him at left-back and try higgy in the centre. Here's hoping. I thought he played tonight. I'm sure I heard someone say "and up front, it's James Beattie and...JESUS CHRIST...!" ;D |
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Post by daverichards on Jan 28, 2009 8:34:16 GMT
All bollocks and I'm sick of fucking seeing them. Yeah .... I spoke to God yesterday and he told me that a mate of his had heard a whisper from a mate of a reliable sources best mates wife's cousins son that Jesus was going to sign for Stoke and that the Potters were going to be his disciples. I'll believe it when I see the bearded one standing on the Boothen wearing a stoke kit Who? Ilford Dave? i wouldn't class my 3 days of stubble as a beard |
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Post by RAF on Jan 28, 2009 8:36:33 GMT
I spoke to Nicole Kidman yesterday and she told me if Mr_Sausage was the last man on earth she'd rather fuck a stick of rhubard!
FACT!
H
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Post by Beardy200 on Jan 28, 2009 8:58:07 GMT
I spoke to Nicole Kidman yesterday and she told me if Mr_Sausage was the last man on earth she'd rather fuck a stick of rhubard! FACT! H Haha, harsh but very probably fair ;D I'd say your chance with that Girls Aloud chick is about the same though. Change it to the Ginger one. We could all have her with a bit of effort. She's been using rhubarb for years ;D Oh and Dave i started with 3 day stubble but the lazier i got i then turned in to this - BE CAREFUL  |
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Post by Alvechurch Assassin on Jan 28, 2009 9:00:46 GMT
c'mon trumpton, would you really turn down the chance of having those pearly white legs wrapped around your face and enjoying a good munch?
That would make me forget about last night.
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Post by Beardy200 on Jan 28, 2009 9:04:15 GMT
c'mon trumpton, would you really turn down the chance of having those pearly white legs wrapped around your face and enjoying a good munch? That would make me forget about last night. Sorry to be crude but ginger minges to me usually look like someone's shit in a hairbrush so i'll pass ;D |
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Post by Alvechurch Assassin on Jan 28, 2009 9:14:31 GMT
;D
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Post by RAF on Jan 28, 2009 9:18:59 GMT
No doubt, especially while I'm shagging Kelly Brooke H |
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Post by rorymscfc on Jan 28, 2009 9:27:16 GMT
No doubt, especially while I'm shagging Kelly Brooke H Nice one! If she's anywhere near as good looking as Kelly BROOK then you've done well lad! ;D RoryM |
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