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Post by bunnyscfc on Jan 15, 2009 20:56:01 GMT
My mates had some corporate package sent through from his company for Saturday's match
Free ticket - posh seats, home end
Free beer
Free food
Free transport
Little 'uns birthday and she's having a sleepover with mates around - and after we've just had another nipper the missus has put paid to me going!
Please inform me of what I should do with/to her! Many thanks.
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Post by Billy the kid on Jan 15, 2009 20:59:36 GMT
do you have a basement?
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Post by Jamo on the wing on Jan 15, 2009 20:59:53 GMT
Tell Bradders to sort us out for getting in the corporate first off (we won't make a scene I'm sure  ) then tell your lady that she doesn't want you knocking around the house and getting in the way and then tell Bradders you're going. Stop being such a pussy! |
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Post by stokie25 on Jan 15, 2009 21:02:39 GMT
tell her that you'd planned to take both kids out for the day to see Stafford Rangers v Stalybridge on 14th Feb to give her the day off ......IF you'd have been allowed to go to Stamford Bridge...but oh well, dear ;D |
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Post by daverichards on Jan 15, 2009 21:05:21 GMT
tell her to name her price
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Post by stayingupforalasrimmed on Jan 15, 2009 21:08:34 GMT
Don't expect too much sypathy with a dilema like that bunny, but as they say no such thing as a free lunch.
It's going to take some serious bribery (retail therapy, holiday, car, etc).
She will already know that you're going one way or another, and so she'll just be holding out for the best offer.
PS not sure how balance the marriage advise will be on here, but there's always the premier league widows for her if it goes tits up.
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Post by bunnyscfc on Jan 15, 2009 22:04:22 GMT
it's not a dilemna - the kids birthday comes first, and as for bribes, we're f***** skint.
I suppose I'll simply do what most men would - I'll wait til she's just about to go sleep, pretend to spit in the air, and when she puts her head under the covers to avoid said spit - I'll break wind!
To be honest, wouldn't have fancied sitting amongst the Home Counties plums anyway!
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Post by lurcherman on Jan 15, 2009 22:09:34 GMT
divorce...................... simple ;D
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Post by daverichards on Jan 15, 2009 22:18:52 GMT
it's not a dilemna - the kids birthday comes first, Kids have birthdays every year mate, how often do you get offered a beano to stamford bridge when stoke are playing ? ;D |
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Post by bunnyscfc on Jan 15, 2009 22:29:12 GMT
1st ever sleepover with mates around, and we have a month old baby. Bit much for the missus tbh. Gutted, but more about the free pop and scran in all honesty.
I couldn't trust my mouth as well - hate Chelsea and what they stand for more than any other club, even the Mancs. Really detest them.
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Post by potterspride88 on Jan 15, 2009 22:31:33 GMT
Why dont you crawl from underneath her thumb and go and watch the fcuking game
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Post by swampySCFC on Jan 15, 2009 22:36:14 GMT
My daughters having 20 mates round for her 16th birthday on Sat. Shes told me in no uncertain terms that I must make mesen scarce.
So Im off to the smoke. ;D
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Post by bunnyscfc on Jan 15, 2009 22:39:52 GMT
"Why dont you crawl from underneath her thumb and go and watch the fcuking game"
I have been doing that for 13 years now. She has such lovely thumbs, mind.
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Post by potterspride88 on Jan 15, 2009 22:42:41 GMT
"Why dont you crawl from underneath her thumb and go and watch the fcuking game" I have been doing that for 13 years now. She has such lovely thumbs, mind. whats the worst that could happen softy ;D |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2009 22:44:48 GMT
The girl in your avatar made me heave a little bit, then it progressed from a heave until I was chucking up, but this wouldn't stop, so I went searching around the house for pins, I then placed them pins into my eyes at great speeds, repeatedly, once I knew I couldn't ever see that face again, I started to relax. But then I started having memories of the fat fuckers face so I bashed my head with a brick. I typed this message in advance knowing full well what that fat ugly whale was going to do with me, goodbye world. |
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Post by bunnyscfc on Jan 15, 2009 22:50:06 GMT
JBA#3 = Post of the week
The worst thing that could happen is probably upsetting my daughter, tbh.
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Post by potterspride88 on Jan 15, 2009 22:53:06 GMT
she will get over it, get your priorities straight, lol
FOOTBALL
BEER
family
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Post by bunnyscfc on Jan 15, 2009 22:57:32 GMT
the t-shirt I designed states:
Kids
Stoke
Wife
Job
....in that order
Got it wrong, I quite like my job.
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) then tell your lady that she doesn't want you knocking around the house and getting in the way and then tell Bradders you're going.
