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Post by Staffsoatcake on Jan 15, 2009 11:10:43 GMT
The kids are out, lets have an early night.
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Post by 606Stokie on Jan 15, 2009 11:13:06 GMT
You have no cash today so supose im buying...
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Post by stokietomo on Jan 15, 2009 12:14:52 GMT
My problem is that my lady spouts that much stupid shit it overloads me and I cant remember any of them to tell you!!
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Post by TheDee51 on Jan 15, 2009 12:43:13 GMT
"Why are you watching Match of the Day? You've spent all afternoon watching the results" ????
"You watched a match on monday night, why do you want to watch another one tonight?" ????
And why is it when us blokes go out we say "See you later shug" Women say "See you later shug, don't forget to do the ironing, washing up, clean the house, change the lightbulbs, knock that wall through in the dining room, re-arrange all the furniture etc etc etc"???
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Post by n01stokie on Jan 15, 2009 12:45:31 GMT
just white noise to me!
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Post by craig67 on Jan 15, 2009 12:51:32 GMT
"Why are you watching Match of the Day? You've spent all afternoon watching the results" ???? "You watched a match on monday night, why do you want to watch another one tonight?" ???? And why is it when us blokes go out we say "See you later shug" Women say "See you later shug, don't forget to do the ironing, washing up, clean the house, change the lightbulbs, knock that wall through in the dining room, re-arrange all the furniture etc etc etc"??? Oh yes I know it well!
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Post by ihaveadream on Jan 15, 2009 13:13:32 GMT
Other half (09/01/09) "You may have been lucky and taken a point at our ground, you'll probably lose 8 - 0 at your ground like you did a few years ago" Me (10/01/09) "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ............."
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Post by lew86 on Jan 16, 2009 11:51:02 GMT
this was when we worked in the same place, everyone was about, a general conversation
"can you name all 12 or the 9 dwarfs?"
Woops.
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Post by myleftboot on Jan 16, 2009 15:28:26 GMT
I am in the dog house after something I heard yesterday on TalkSport. I was reading the paper and Mrs Wallet (thinking she knows loads about football) was asking me if we were looking to sign any more players.
I managed to convince her (honest to god this is no word of a lie) that we are going after a French player called "Legs Akimbo" from France. Not for one earthly second did I think she would go for it and imagine my sheer shock and bewilderment when she said she was going in to see her boss tomorrow who is a massive stokie and hasn't mentioned this one so he must not have heard about it yet.
I aren't looking forward to her coming home after work, think I might sod off the pub in a bit ;D
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Post by rocket88 on Jan 16, 2009 16:24:56 GMT
I am in the dog house after something I heard yesterday on TalkSport. I was reading the paper and Mrs Wallet (thinking she knows loads about football) was asking me if we were looking to sign any more players. I managed to convince her (honest to god this is no word of a lie) that we are going after a French player called "Legs Akimbo" from France. Not for one earthly second did I think she would go for it and imagine my sheer shock and bewilderment when she said she was going in to see her boss tomorrow who is a massive stokie and hasn't mentioned this one so he must not have heard about it yet. I aren't looking forward to her coming home after work, think I might sod off the pub in a bit ;D Pisser!!!! ;D
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Post by frogs_carer on Jan 16, 2009 17:13:56 GMT
You have to believe me on this one. The lovely mrs once while watching the news on the 50th anniversary of the bombing of Dresden, Quote:- Who would have thought all this happened just down the road Bless
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Post by myleftboot on Jan 16, 2009 17:21:40 GMT
You have to believe me on this one. The lovely mrs once while watching the news on the 50th anniversary of the bombing of Dresden, Quote:- Who would have thought all this happened just down the road Bless Ive just nearly choked on my can after reading that. Honestly I can well beleive it ;D
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2009 17:23:53 GMT
You have to believe me on this one. The lovely mrs once while watching the news on the 50th anniversary of the bombing of Dresden, Quote:- Who would have thought all this happened just down the road Bless Ive just nearly choked on my can after reading that. Honestly I can well beleive it ;D Why are you eating a can?
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Post by myleftboot on Jan 16, 2009 17:36:41 GMT
Well theres a credit crunch on and theres nowt else in the cupboard ;D
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2009 17:39:08 GMT
Well theres a credit crunch on and theres nowt else in the cupboard ;D Well surely the cupboard would be less harsh on the pallet?
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Post by EccyStokie on Jan 16, 2009 18:05:32 GMT
'Iv got arm ache'
Its only bin 5 f*****g minutes
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Post by Orbs on Jan 16, 2009 22:20:26 GMT
;D ;D That just about sums it up mate! - Nice one ;D ;D
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