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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2009 16:27:36 GMT
Mumbling tesco bag hugging, knuckle dragging idiots
police and fire have told all people to close windows in Smethwick
(true)
right now
the plume is heading towards the M5 as we speak
problem is - its already affected the 20,00 that usually turn up there already
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Post by Laughing Gravy on Jan 2, 2009 16:31:09 GMT
I was told this story 3 weeks ago by a man in a pub who's aunty works in Tesco in Smethwick so it must be true.
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Post by MrMagic on Jan 2, 2009 16:32:24 GMT
Why can't we get our act together to organise a chemical fire? Fucking typical Stoke, pipped at the post again.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2009 16:34:04 GMT
its happening right now
toxic fumes mutating the local yokels as we speak
(hope nobodies really hurt (seriously)
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Post by Laughing Gravy on Jan 2, 2009 16:36:05 GMT
How do you mutate mutants?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2009 16:37:10 GMT
you really need a spatial anomaly in the warp core to do that
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2009 16:37:44 GMT
and - use the wrong kind of glue on your airfix kits
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Post by MrMagic on Jan 2, 2009 16:39:37 GMT
its happening right now toxic fumes mutating the local yokels as we speak (hope nobodies really hurt (seriously) Government advice is that residents avoid baths and showers, so they should be OK. |
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